Title: Being Politically Correct
Summary: Roger Doesn't Get Religion
Characters: Millie, Christopher
Rating: G
Words: 100
The baby, Roger, sleeps in Christopher's arms. He has the red-faced scowl of most new-borns, and is doted on by the entire Castle.
"As an employee of the British Government I am supposed to be Anglican. The King will think I've been corrupted by another world if I--"
"Your god is contrary and bothersome. And I'm rather closer to Asheth than the King is to yours."
"A Baptism would-- Oh, bother!"
Christopher disappears.
Millie's magic catches Roger before he hits the floor. Thankfully, Roger only has one life, and so doesn't have to sell his soul to the 12A God.