Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Seed.

Author's Note: I know this story is a little wacky. I just typed it up for fun. FUN! There's no harm in having a little fun!

Tennis and Kebabs

"It's out!" Andrew yelled to Cagalli as the small, green tennis ball hit the floor and bounced away. The man smiled triumphantly as he turned to the referee seated in the chair beside the net. "Looks like I win, Mu."

"Hold it!" Cagalli yelled, storming over to Andy. What was he thinking? She ducked under the net and marched right up to the man. "It was not out! It was in!"

"No, it was out," Andy insisted, pushing away her accusing finger.

"In!" Cagalli yelled stubbornly, throwing her racket on to the ground.

"OUT!" Andrew shouted, pointing at the tennis ball, which, by the way was cowering in fear in the corner. It seemed like he did not know that it was best to back down when Cagalli threw one of her temper tantrums. On the contrary, he seemed to be trying to make her angrier. "I'm telling you, it is out of bounds!"

"Your mom is out of bounds!" Cagalli shrieked back, rolling her sleeves and forming fists with both her hands.

"Hey, now," Kira said, walking calmly over to the two arguing people. A small frown was plastered on his handsome face as he placed a comforting hand on each of their shoulders. "Let's not bring our mothers in to this argument. I'm sure we could solve this peacefully."

Andrew stared angrily at Cagalli. His military training had taught him about battles, strategy, emergency situations and almost everything else you could name but he had no idea how to handle a spoiled little girl. And what did she say about his mother? He glanced sideways at Cagalli, quietly trying to form a strategy. If he was anything, he was stubborn and there was no way he was going to back down and lose to Cagalli.

Noticing that Andrew was watching her, Cagalli stuck out her tongue.

The man felt ready to strangle Cagalli by now. He twitched slightly and tightened his hold on the racket. This was his favorite racket but he was ready to sacrifice it if it was needed. Then again. he had won his first tennis tournament with this racket. Andy shook his head. All right, he needed to keep his cool.

"Mu, you're the referee. Tell her it was out," Andrew said, trying to keep his voice calm as he walked over to the blonde seated on the chair.

"That's right," Cagalli growled as she followed Andrew. "Tell him that it was in."

"It was out!" Andrew retorted. There was no way he was going to lose to this spoiled little girl. Not ever!

"In!" There was no way that she was going to lose to this old man. Noooooo possible way.

Mu yawned loudly and turned blankly to the two yelling people. "Hey, have you finished your game yet? Sorry I fell asleep, I had to work... Whoa, why are you two looking at me like that?"

The usual smile that was on Mu's face slipped away. Mu chuckled nervously as the two tennis players stepped towards him with their rackets raised, ready to strike.

"You fell asleep?" Cagalli growled.

"What do you mean you fell asleep?" Andrew roared.

"Ah! What are you two crazy people doing!" Mu screamed, tumbling off his chair. "Nooooo!"

SMASH! BANG!

"No!" Kira screamed, rushing over to Mu.

"Hm, it looks like Mu owes me a new racket," Andy said nonchalantly as he examined the broken piece of wood in his hand. Face unreadable, Andrew glanced down at the unconscious Mu. "Hahahaha... he's unconscious. Hahaha... sniffle! My poor racket!"

"Suck it up," Cagalli huffed, tossing her own racket aside. "It was only a stupid racket."

"It was my favorite racket and it was probably way more expensive then your piece of junk," Andrew muttered angrily, picking up the small shards that remained of his precious racket.

"Hey, if you have something to say about my racket, say it in my face!" Cagalli yelled as she rolled up her sleeves again. This man just couldn't leave her alone, could he? The first time she met him, she instantly hated his guts and she still did today, despite the fact that they had once fought side by side. I mean, who puts yogurt on kebabs. And who did he think he was, her mother? She did not need anyone teaching her how to eat her food! "You want to pick a fight?"

"What if I do? You'll lose in a second!" Andrew said, glaring at Cagalli. He could feel his blood boil beneath his skin, like a volcano about to erupt. He didn't care if he had to fight a girl. He hated this girl the very moment he had laid his eyes on her. After all, she was eating her kebab with chili sauce. He couldn't have let her do that. Not only was she hurting herself, she was hurting the kebab too. Then she tried to convince the boy to join her in committing that hideous crime. Okay, maybe he was going overboard but really, chili and kebabs don't mix.

"Hey, hey!" Kira cried, stepping between the two, with an arm outstretched to each of his friends. What did it take to keep these too from fighting? They had already knocked out Mu. "Fists don't solve anything."

"What do you know, kid?" Andrew asked, throwing a punch at Kira. The brown haired boy instantly, slumped on to the floor, completely unconscious. Andrew looked taken aback for a second. He did not mean to hurt Kira, he was just frustrated and felt a need to express his anger. He would have to apologize to the kid once he... got up. Glancing at Cagalli, he quickly covered up his look of bewilderment. Putting on a confident smile, he said, "See, now that solved a whole lot of things."

"Sure it did," Cagalli said sarcastically. She instantly shut up, when she saw Andrew glance toward her direction with an strange gleam in her eyes. She was smarter than that. She had no intention of ending up like Kira or Mu, lying face flat on the ground like a... a... well, she didn't know how to describe Kira's position. All she knew was that she didn't want to be kissing the ground.

Therefore, she took about ten steps back to form a safe distance between herself and Andrew. There was no way he could reach her now. Which means she could yell all the insults to him that she wanted. But, let's stay on the safe side. "I won the game because the ball was in!"

"It was out!" Andrew roared. He was not in a good mood today. Perhaps that was why he was acting erratically. I mean, his normal self wouldn't have punched Kira, picked a fight with Cagalli, knocked out Mu and cry over his broken racket. See! That was what happened when he didn't get coffee. He tried to tell Murrue that, but nooooo, she insisted that he go with out coffee today. Well, look how that ended. At least he got revenge when he knocked out her boyfriend with his racket.

"It was in!"

"I'm telling you, it was out of bounds!" Andrew yelled, shaking his fist at Cagalli's direction.

"Your mom is out of bounds!"

Andrew smirked. He knew that was coming. Though he had no idea what it meant and though he had let it completely baffle him the first time, he wasn't going to let that happen a second time. He had thought of a come back.

"Yeah, well guess what? Your grandma is out of bounds!"