Previously: "The entire thing," Harry said and noticed that her eyes were shinning with tears.

"You do know that I must kill you!" she muttered.

Chapter 3: Guns, Spiders, 'n That Sort of Thing

"What?" Harry yelled.

"Apocalypse-NO!" Coco pushed her arms down so that the guns were pointing to the floor.

"I was only joking," Apocalypse said monotonously. She turned to Harry, "Breather a word of this to anyone, escpecially at your school, and I will kill you." Harry nodded silently.

"C'mon Apocalypse. Let's go for a walk," Coco guided Apocalypse out of the front door. The front door opened again.

"Oh Dudleykins, that was so romantic," a female said.

Harry rolled his eyes and muttered, "Veruca." He walked out of the cupboard.

"What are you looking at Harriet?" Dudley snapped.

"A mama's boy and a rich bitch," Harry said cooly and then put a hand over his mouth. 'Did I say that aloud?' He thought.

"Do you have a problem with my girlfriend and me?" Dudley asked angrily.

"No, I called you a mama's boy and her a bitch because, well, I like you," Harry said sarcastically.'What's going on! I'm not choosing to say this!' Harry thought. Dudley grabbed Harry by the shirt and slammed him against the wall. "Touchie are we?" Harry asked calmly. Dudley threw Harry out the front door.

"Back off," he growled.

"Oooh, I'm so scared," Harry retorted sarcastically. 'Hey! Something I actually wanted to say!' Harry thought.

"Better be," Dudley slammed the door.

"Who was making me say that?" Harry wondered aloud. He began to walk, after all he had a lot to think about. Who is Apocalypse's father? 'Well,' Harry thought, 'The family is blonde, I can't say anything at school. Is it the Malfoy's? Impossible! They wouldn't even let someone like her take even one step into their house. It's probably someone else. Maybe a muggle family someone at my school knows. That's it!'

"Apocalypse, guns are illegal in England. So don't ever take those out again," Coco said. Harry ducked quickly behind a bush.

Apocalypse rolled her eyes, "But they're mi bebes."

Coco chuckled, "Just don't use them." Apocalypse's face which was usually stone cold made a joking pout. "Let's go find a Starbucks," Coco said changing the subject.

"But people go to Starbucks. Lot's of them," Apocalypse argued.

"Fine, we'll stay here," Coco replied at sat down on a park bench. Apocalypse sat down next to her.

"I don't see why I have to go to the Ma-AAAAAAAHHHHH! ARANA!" Apocalypse jumped up screaming. Coco was laughing hysterically.

"Aww you're terrified huh?" Coco added.

"I'm not terrified per say," Apocalypse said defensively.

"I was talking to the spider that you almost crushed with your butt," Coco said scooping the spider up in her hands.

"La arana andar bajo mi cu-" Apocalypse started.

"Apocalypse! Children are present!" Coco scolded. "Besides it was there before you sat down."

"No no!" Apocalypse argued. "Las aranas son out to get me!" she added.

"En ingles, arana es 'spider'" Coco explained and then added, "They are not out to get you, you just didn't look before you sat down."

'She's sacred of spiders?' That's kinda funny,' Harry thought.

"Harry the next time you eavesdrop, try not to think," Coco sighed cooly toward the bushthat Harry was hiding behind.He sighed and came out of the bushes.

"Thanks for the advice," he said sarcastically. Apocalypse silently sat downand twidled her thumbs. Her face was stone cold. "What are we doing today ladies?" Harry said trying to be charming.

"Poder yo matar el ahora?" Apocalypse asked Coco.

"No, no. Not in public," she whispered.

"Don't do what inpublic?" Harry asked slightly alarmed.

"If you can't understand, then you don't need to know," Coco replied cooly.

"Oh really?" Harry asked and sat down next to Coco.

"Yes." she replied

"I doubt that." he responded.

"Why do you say that?"

"She may have said something important to me."

"And what would be important to you?"

"Friends, family, enemies, that sort of thing."

"How do you know if she knows anything about your friends, family, enemies, and that sort of thing?"

"She might."

"I doubt that."

"Stop saying my line."

"Why?"

"Because it's annoying."

"I doubt that."

"Stop!"

"Why?"

"I already told you why."

"Because I can."

"Huh?"

"What?"

"Today is Wednesday ya' know."

"I know."

"Tomorrow's the day."

"For what?"

"The Order meeting."

"When?"

"Tomorrow."

"What is?"

"The Order meeting is tomorrow."

"Why?"

"I don't know."

"Why?"

"Because I wasn't informed."

"Why?"

"They didn't want to tell me."

"Why?"

"I don't know!" Harry laughed. "You're getting kinda annoying."

"Just kinda?" Coco teased.

"Ooh gross! Get a room!" Apocalypse exclaimed.

"I'm up for it," Harry said eagerly.

Coco laughed, "Apparently so."

Harry looked down and blushed, "That isn't my fault."

"What isn't?" Apocalypse asked in a bored tone.

"That wasa bad pun though," Coco laughed.

"I didn't mean to."

"I doubt that."

"That's getting on my nerves."

"Nah, I think you like it."

"I really don't know what you're talking about," Apocalypse said partly annoyed. She finally looked over at Harry. "Oooh, well, umm maybe I should leave you two alone. You really need to learn self control Harry."

"Like I said before, not my fault. You two chat. I have an errand to do," Harry said defensively.

Coco pointed her finger to the sky, "To the bathroom! Away!"

Apocalypse began hitting Coco on the arm, "Mente kachina! Mente kachina!" Coco was laughing hysterically.

"I'm going now," Harry announced.

"Yea, go," Apocalypse snapped boredly.

Harry began walking away. He put his hand into his pocket. There was something there...

Definitions (not part of story):

Arana: spanish for "spider." I apologize that there is no tilde above the n but my computer, despite my efforts, it sadly must be written this way.

La arana andar bajo mi cu-: "The spider ran under my a-" Cu-: the beginning of the spanish word "cudo" meaning "ass." tilde is needed above n on arana.

Las aranas son: "The spiders are" (spanish) again tilde is needed above the n.

En igles, arana es 'spider.': "In english, spider means 'spider.'

Poder yo matar el ahora: "Can I kill him now?" normally an accent is above the e on el, but naturally my computer has neglected its importance.

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