Previously: Harry began walking away. He put his hand into his pocket. There was something there…
Chapter 4: Wangster Paradise
"What!" Harry wondered aloud. He pulled it out. It was a bracelet. It was very strangely designed. It was very simple, green, and braided. He tried to bend it, but it wouldn't. 'It isn't a bracelet! It's a disc!' Harry thought. Sure enough rainbows shown across the disc like a CD. Normally, you could only see the green part, but when it was tilted a wave of rainbows ran across it. There was no more time for Harry to think about it. Dudley, and his "crew" were walking in his direction with their girlfriends. Who all pretty much looked the same. Blonde hair (most of them dyed that way), shorts/skirts that are so short that they could pass as underwear, abnormally large breasts, and it was guaranteed that each had had plastic surgery at least once. Harry stuffed the disc into his pocket.
"Ooh look it's Harriet Pothead", Piers scowled. His "girlfriend" laughed, and so did the others.
"Harriet is a weird name for a guy", Gordon's extremely ditzy girlfriend said, "I mean I always thought Harriet was a girl's name."
"No no Doll face. We're bullying him", Gordon explained wrapping his arm around "doll face."
"It's not his fault his name is Harriet. That's so mean to…" she said in her extremely high pitch, and annoying voice.
"Shut yo' girl up", Dudley commanded. Gordon kissed her to make her be quiet.
"You guys choose your 'girls' really really bad" Harry said. "Were you drunk when you asked the sluts to be your girlfriends or were they the only girls who would kiss you?"
"Shut up!" Dudley snapped.
"No," Harry said coolly.
"SHUT UP!" Dudley yelled.
"Maybe, later." Harry said.
"How 'bout now?", Gordon asked menacingly.
"No." Harry said.
"Why I ought a…" But Harry ran faster than the wind.
"Come back here!"
But their angry voices faded as Harry ran to Starbucks. Harry collapsed into the nearest chair at the nearest table. 'I should've never said any of that stuff, but I did want to say some of it' Harry thought.
"What are you doing here?" A harsh voice asked. Not her! Harry thought miserably. He looked at the other two girls who sat across from him. Coco, and Apocalypse.
"Umm, how are you, ladies?" Harry asked nervously. WHAM!
Apocalypse punched him in the face! Coco restrained her friend while Harry covered his face with a groan. Everyone stared at the three.
"He was insulting me!" Apocalypse said when she saw their faces.
"Was not!" Harry said.
"Was to!" she argued.
"Was not!"
"Was too!"
"Was not!"
"WAS TOO!" Apocalypse got out two knives, and pointed one at Harry's heart, and the other at his forehead. Coco pushed her hands down.
"Put those away!" she scolded. Some people started to look in their direction.
"He wasn't insulting you Apocalypse," Coco whispered.
"Hey everyone! Enjoying your teaand coffee?" Coco announced in a friendly voice. Several people nodded, and looked at them oddly.
"He insulted me by being here", Apocalypse growled.
"Who's up for some coffee?" Coco asked changing the subject. Harry nodded, and rubbed his nose.
"Harry! Oh my gosh! I thought I wasn't going to see you until tomorrow!" Hermione ran up to Harry, and hugged him. She was wearing a baby pink halter top, and a white skirt with baby pink designs that reached a little below her knees. Her hair was loosely tied up in a high ponytail, wore big looped baby pink earrings, and big heeled flip flops.
"Hot? I know. I got a make-over," Hermione said.
"Brain!" Coco said hopingly.
"You know this Barbie!" Apocalypse exclaimed scrunching up her nose.
"Apocalypse this is Hermione Granger a.k.a. Brain", Coco said happily.
"I'll go get coffee", Apocalypse said annoyed.
"I thought you had 6 more months," Coco said worriedly.
"I seemed to make the authorities change their minds", she answered.
"And this coming from the girl who wouldn't escape with me", Coco said. Hermione shrugged.
"What are you talking about?" Harry asked entirely confused.
"Don't worry about it," Hermione replied.
Dudley, and his "crew" minus their girlfriends, but plus Veruca strolled up. Apocalypse walked up with 4 coffees.
"Eh cheepes, I didn't buy coffee for you or your amigos chatos. So shoo!" she said waving one hand.
Veruca glared at Apocalypse, "It's you." Dudley glanced at Hermione, and looked her up & down so did Malcolm.
"Hey baby; why are you hanging around with these losers?" he (Malcolm) said trying to be charming. Veruca, and Coco started arguing. Malcolm wrapped his arm around Hermione. She was trying to push him away, but he kept pulling her closer to kiss her. He succeeded…
Definitions (not part of story):
"Eh, cheepes, I didn't buy coffee for you or your amigos chatos.": "Eh, spoiled brat, I didn't buy coffe for you or your pug-faced friends."