Ganondorf Returns: the wrong way!
Like, totally chapter 2!
Disclaimer: I still don't own Zelda, Nintendo, or anything like that. My story, though, is 100 percent original!
Ganondorf walked the short distance to the next house.
"Hello sir, my name is Ganondorf. I am a former Triforce addict, and to get out of debt, I'm selling magical…"
"Oh my god, Ganny! It's me!"
Zelda stood in the doorway, dressed in her trademark pink!
"Aw, come her and give your old pal Zelda a hug! Link, like, come see who's here!"
Link appeared, dressed in…pink. Totally pink.
Zelda ran off, giggling like crazy.
"Mother of Zora, Link, what have you done!"
"I married Zelda."
"I'm sorry?"
"I married Zelda."
"Once more?"
"I MARRIED ZELDA! She wants to "color coordinate" and she doesn't have any green!
Its pink in the morning, pink in the evening, pink at suppertime! Its like that idiotic pizza on a bagel!"
"Oh…sorry man. So, you're not angry at me?"
"Ah, let bygones be bygones. So, what do you do now?"
" I'm a door to door salesman, and…"
But Ganon was talking to a closed door.
Link walked to the table in the house and sat down with Zelda.
"So, where did Ganny go?"
"Well, Ganondorf…"
Too bad he never got any farther. Sword blows to the head are sometimes fatal!
Finished.
So, how do you like it? My very first fan fiction! And I'm still young!
Review, or else I will set Ganondorf on your souls! Flames are welcome, as long as its clean. My mom's totally gonna read this.