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Never Look Back
Chapter II
The Pests

It was two months after Sonic and Amy's honeymoon, (no, not yet!) and they really enjoyed it. Sonic didn't really care much for the swimming though, so he just stayed on the beach and watched Amy beautifully stroke through the water. There were some times he would just fall asleep and get a REALLY good tan, the kind of tan where it hurts when you sit down. But other than that, they had a really good time there. Tails stopped by to see how they were doing...

Knock knock knock

"Who's there?" Sonic questioned.

"Boo." Tails replied

Sonic rolled his eyes and had a grin on his face. "Boo who?"

"...Why are you crying? I thought you were happily married!"

"Very funny Tails!"

"Is it safe?"

"Yes."

"You and Amy aren't-"

"No Tails, we're not."

"Are ya sure?"

"Uhh... I think I know what I'm doin' Tails."

"Or who?"

"NOT YET!"

Tails creaked open the door and poked his head in, noticing that Sonic is sitting on the couch, watching the news. "Okay. It is safe..." Tails sighed.

"I told ya it was." Sonic replied, as Tails walked over to the couch and sat next to him.

"Have you-"

"NO! NOT YET!"

"Jeez Sonic, no need to yell!"

"Well, how was I supposed to get it through your thick head that Amy and I didn't-"

"Speaking of which, where is she?"

"She's out getting groceries."

"How's come you're not there with her sucking face?"

"TAILS!" Tails just giggled. "God..."

"Knock knock."

"(Sigh) Who's there?" Sonic sighed. (Obviously)

Amy kicked open the door, since she couldn't use her hands. "Bite me!"

"Why should I?"

"Hey Tails!"

"Hey Amy!"

"So what did you get?"

"Just the usual. Milk, Bread, Eggs, tuna. I got a box of this macaroni and cheese stuff, see how it tastes."

"Anymore than that?"

"Not very."

"Hey Amy, did you and Sonic-"

"Good Lord man! Just drop the issue!"

"What?" Amy was clueless.

"Tails was wanting to know if you and I got in bed yet."

Amy knew what Sonic meant, but she decided to play a trick. "Oh, many times."

Tails jaw dropped. "OH MY GOSH SONIC! And I always thought you were an innocent hero!"

"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Not like that! I mean, 'in bed'?" Amy was still acting clueless. "(Sigh) He wants to know if-" Sonic walked up to Amy and whispered in her ear.

"(Gasp) Oh no! Not like that! Not yet!"

Sonic sat back down on the couch. "Well, I'm glad you finally got the idea." He said as he kicked his feet up onto the table.

"(Sigh) Good. When Amy said 'many times', I got a little scared. I mean, she's pretty and stuff, and I can understand if-"

"TAILS! JUST DROP IT ALREADY!"

Amy was blushing, and you could tell from a mile away. "Thanks Tails... Hey, what are you doing here anyway?"

"I just came in to check up on you guys and see how you were doing, and see if Sonic knocked you-"

"Ahhhhh let's talk about a different subject shall we?" Sonic interrupted.

"You're hiding something from me! I can tell!" accused Tails.

"Tails, what can we do to prove to you that Sonic and I didn't have-"

"Well, I made an invention this past month, that can tell what gender your new baby's gonna be, and I wanted to test it out. That's another reason I came here."

(Face faults) "What is it with you and wanting to know if I had-"

"SONIC!"

"-With Amy!"

"I'm just curious."

"Have you ever heard of Curious George and the high-voltage fence?"

"The makers of Curious George didn't make one called-"

"When the high-voltage fence was done with George, it wasn't pretty. Same with this situation. When I'm done with you, you won't be so pretty!"

"Uhh... Ok. I'm just gonna go now, and leave you to your privacy."

"Yeah, you do that."

"Bye!"

"Whatever... Hey Amy? What was that back there? You're not blonde enough to say something like that."

"Oh, I just wanted to play a little joke on you." She said, with a mischievous grin on her face.

"Well it worked. Hey, can you help me up? This face faulting has physically disabled all functions of my muscles, seeing that the coffee table's right in front of my face."

"You're so funny!"

"I am? I'm not even trying to be. I was trying to be smart."

"No, that's Tails' area. You're job is to look sexy for me, and so far you're doing a good job!"

"So are you."

Sonic and Amy went into another deep, passionate, kiss, going in farther this time. After a few minutes they finally broke the kiss. "Hey, what's for lunch? I'm starvin'."

"Well, we could try out that Mac and Cheese stuff?"

"Hmm, I was goin' for some chili dogs, but I guess I could try that." Sonic whispered, his forehead against hers.

"Well, I'm going to make lunch now." Amy said, breaking the hold Sonic was in. Sonic was watching her as she was mixing all the ingredients, thinking, 'Man, she's so hot! I couldn't imagine myself being with another person. Whoa, she's sexy.'

"W-what? What's the matter?"

"I'm just thinkin' about how sexy you are."

"Thanks."

"(pant, pant)"

"So? How was it?" Knuckles asked.

"Amy's not pregnant. (pant)"

"Yet." Said Knuckles. "I'm gonna go over there myself." Knuckles got up from his seat and left the room, heading for Sonic's apartment.

"Man, this stuff is delicious. You really outdid yourself this time honey."

"Hey, you already had two bowls, and this is your third."

"I'm sorry. Here, you can have the rest."

"No it's yours."

"No, you're hungry, and I'm eating all the food. It's just not right."

"Alright." Amy took a bite out of the food. "Wow, this IS good!"

"Knock knock."

"Who's there!" Sonic was getting tired of those knock knock jokes.

"I have no idea."

"Who's that Sonic?"

"I have no idea who."

"What! I thought you knew me!" Yelled Knuckles as he barged in with a big grin on his face. Knuckles inhaled to ask a question.

"No, not yet." Sonic answered

Knuckles exhaled. "Are ya sure?"

"YES! I AM SURE! I KNOW WHAT I DID IN THE PAST COUPLE MONTHS!"

"Or who?"

(Face faults) "Déjà vu."

"What? This happened before?"

"Yeah, when your curious little buddy came in."

"Hmm. Alright. I can tell you guys need your privacy." Knuckles leaves, closing the door behind him.

"GOOD LORD! WHO'S COMING NEXT! SHADOW!"

"Knock knock."

"AAAARRRRGH! WHY WON'T YOU GUYS LEAVE US ALONE!"

"I just came by to see how you guys were doing."

"Yeah that's what the other two said, at least Knuckles wasn't curious enough to try and give Amy a pregnancy test."

Shadow was laughing hysterically. "Oh my God! Tails really did that!"

"NO! But he wanted to." Amy blushed.

"Well, I was wondering if I could come in."

"And what are you gonna do! Come in and shoot me in the nuts with a paintball gun!"

Crap! I'll have to go to plan B... "No." yelled Shadow, throwing down the paintball gun.

"And what's plan B? Kick me in the nuts!"

Dang it! I'll just have to use plan C... I'll just have to ask him... "NO!"

"Alright. You can come in."

"...No thanks. I'll come by later."

"Yeah, sure."

"Later Sonic."

"Whatever... This is getting annoying."

"Yeah, really. Why don't they give us our privacy?"

"I have no idea."

"Hey Sonic? What time is it?" Sonic looked at his watch.

"About... 3:30."

"Doesn't the movie start at 5:00?"

"Yeah."

"So we've got an hour... What do you want to do?"

"... I don't know. "

"(sigh)"

"Why don't we just go on a walk? We can go to the park."

"Sounds nice." And they did so. After an hour in the park, (not Twinkle Park) they left for the movies. (sorry, short stuff)

Alright perverts. Next chapter. I'd hate to dissapoint ya, but I'm not including any details. Too bad. Next chapter!