Anubis: If you are Kale, stay away from my books or else I'll slice and dice you. I am loyal only to myself and my books. If you are Sekhmet, stop your fascination with the sailor scouts or else I'll castrate you. If you are Dais, your spiders are not good hair-stylists, so don't ask. If you are master Talpa, have you ever tried taking a bath in that nether pool? If you are the holy Ancient One, why did you give me your job? Rescuing those ronin brats gets so annoying after a while. If you are anyone else, please leave your name and number after the beep so that I can find you to slice and dice you.

Kale: If you are Anubis, don't try to steal my motorcycle next time. I don't care if you want to run away from your responsibilities to both master Talpa and the Ancient One. Loyalty, Anubis, remember? If you are Sekhmet, stop throwing poisoned roses; you scare me. If you are Dais, great illusion of Kayura that you created for me. I'm glad I'm the only one who can see it. If you are master Talpa, what exactly is obedience? If you are the holy Ancient One, what do you keep hiding under your hat? If you are anyone else, why are you calling?

Sekhmet: If you are Anubis, I'll poison you for even thinking about calling me! If you are Kale, so what if I'm in love with Sailor Venus? You love Sailor Mercury! If you are Dais, you're a great hair-stylist! And thanks for that great illusion of Kayura that you put on Kale's bed. If you are master Talpa, you really should take a vacation; you're too stressed out. If you are the holy Ancient One, why do you keep talking to me about piety? You should try ruling the nether world and try defeating those ronin brats. Then, you'll understand how the Dynasty feels. That's piety. If you are anyone else, flower power!

Dais: If you are Anubis, your hair-style sucks! If you are Kale, there are certain things you shouldn't do with illusions . . . I have to make them move, you know. If you are Sekhmet, your hair looks great! If you are master Talpa, could we invite the sailor scouts over for a slumber party? I want Sailor Mercury to see that illusion of Kayura that I made for Kale. If you are the holy Ancient One, there's a cat in your hat! If you are anyone else, you're a psycho for calling a dark warlord.