Yuli: If you are Sage, I need your help quick! My mom is controlling my life. She and my dad are leaving for a week; she called Sai to babysit me, but she also called Sekhmet to spend the week here because I'm not supposed to leave the house, and she thinks I'll get bored . . . If you are Ryo, why is it that AA signs usually have red letters? If you are Sai, don't pay any attention to what I said to Sage. If you are Kento, I wish you could babysit me . . . If you are Rowen, thank you for helping me with my biology project, but please don't tell Sai or Sekhmet about it. If you are Mia, I always knew there was something wrong with the way you dressed. If you are the Ancient One, whenever I think about who you chose to wear the Ronin armors, I know my life is actually a part of an anime show.
Sage: If you are Yuli, I advise you to rely upon the almighty mystical power of duct tape! Duct tape is the key, the answer, the solution. If you are Ryo, did you convince Sayuki to bring home a bunch of chickens? Now, there are chicken eggs laying all over the place! If you are Sai, since we're friends, I made an extra key to your car so that I can drive it anywhere. If you are Kento, I can't believe you got a cell phone . . . What have I done? If you are Rowen, my younger sister is very upset with you for spilling a dozen pixy stix in the chicken feed. If you are Mia, I'm not feeling well. If you are the Ancient One, why didn't you make our armors to come equipped with duct tape?
Ryo: If you are Yuli, red is my favorite color . . . that might have something to do with the AA. If you are Sage, um, I plead the fifth amendment? If you are Sai, I know Sage uses your car a lot and gas is expensive, but please quit asking oil companies to drill into my forest. If you are Kento, I don't feel comfortable with your family dictating what I should drink whenever I go to your restaurant. If you are Rowen, is sugar more intoxicating? If you are Mia, you're like the mother I never had . . . If you are the Ancient One, does your staff repair fire damage? Can I borrow it?
Sai: If you are Yuli, I don't listen to anything said about a dumb blonde, especially a "wise" dumb blonde. If you are Sage, you are such an oxymoron . . . HOW DARE YOU DRIVE MY CAR WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!!!!! If you are Ryo, would you rather get a job and help pay my car bills? If you are Kento, be careful not to use over 1000 minutes. If you are Rowen, I never imagined fish could become diabetic until you decided to feed them. If you are Mia, no comment. If you are the Ancient One, can your staff be used to cure mental ailments that are weird but not exactly evil?
Kento: If you are Yuli, I'm sorry I can't babysit you; it would certainly be less stressful than babysitting my family. If you are Sage, Alexander Graham Bell never knew what was coming to him. If you are Ryo, my family knows how to serve food and drink. If you are Sai, don't worry about me using 1000 minutes; I can hang up, and they never notice. If you are Rowen, you're a dentist's dream come true. If you are Mia, I'm tired. If you are the Ancient One, don't believe whatever Sai tells you.
Rowen: If you are Yuli, an advanced unique education is very important, so just forget about common sense; it's too common. If you are Sage, chickens need their veggies just like how people need their veggies. If you are Ryo, I wanna plead the fifth too! If you are Sai, will the fifth amendment put me in jail? If you are Kento, how high is your phone bill? Your activities don't seem cost-effective. If you are Mia, books are not perverted! I read only classics! It just so happens that the Tale of Genji is all about . . . nevermind. If you are the Ancient One, you must be really stressed out after dealing with all us Ronins; go eat some chocolate since it's a stress-reliever.