Anubis: If you are Kale, your black flashlight really doesn't give off much light. If you are Sekhmet, the moon cats are going to scratch and bite you in your sleep. If you are Dais, you should try slicing and dicing people. It's alotta fun! If you are Talpa, um, I'm confused over the whole concept of loyalty... Can you explain it to me again? If you are the holy Ancient One, um, I think I was supposed to ask you something, but I forget what... Please call again later. If you are anyone else, slicing and dicing is fun!

Kale: If you are Anubis, my flashlight with its black bulb gives off plenty of light! You know I can only see in the dark. If you are Sekhmet, keep the moon cats away from me! I'm allergic, you know. If you are Dais, you changed that illusion of Kayura on my bed... I'm having nightmares because of what you did! If you are Talpa, don't worry. I've taken care of everything. There's not a single bit of candy left in the mortal world. If you are the holy Ancient One, would you like some chocolate? If you are anyone else, suffer! All of the candy in the mortal world now belongs to the Dynasty!

Sekhmet: If you are Anubis, moon cats don't scare me. Only a pikachu can scare me. If you are Kale, I'll gladly keep the moon cats! You can have pikachu! If you are Dais, I prefer snakes in my hair. If you are Talpa, you must have hated being a floating head when you were a kid. Everyone using you as a football... I feel your pain, man! If you are the holy Ancient One, you're boring. You don't have any pain. If you are anyone else, are you in any pain?

Dais: If you are Anubis, I am well-educated in the fine arts of torture. If you are Kale, no more illusions... please... If you are Sekhmet, my spiders are much better than those snakes! If you are Talpa, I demand a vacation! If you are the holy Ancient One, I'll consider becoming a ronin warrior only after I hear how many vacation days you'll give me. If you are anyone else, you must never become a workaholic.