It's amazing isn't it? I have actually updated! Must be ill.

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After staring at his shoes for half an hour Mr Uno sat up suddenly declaring he had got it. Numbuh 1 raised his eyebrow and wondered what exactly his father had got.

Maybe it was some kind of disease, some kind of disease that made him think he was the best camper guide in the world when really he wasn't. That or he had suddenly remembered where he had put the can opener several days later. Which numbuh one had discovered earlier that day in a box labelled can opener in big letters.

"Old bean two of your friends are missing" Mr Uno said interrupting his thoughts. With sudden realisation numbuh one looked around to see numbuh 3 waving happily at him and numbuh 5 rolling her eyes.

"We have to go and find them again?" numbuh 5 said lifting the bag onto her back a few minutes later. "numbuh 5 can't believe they keep going missing, she's telling you now when she finds them she's gonna tie them to a tree!"

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"I can't believe we've been tied to this cruddy tree for 3 days now!" Numbuh 4 whined, his face going red from the blood that was rushing to his head.

"It's been half an hour numbuh 4" numbuh 2 corrected him.

"that doesn't make me feel any better!" he yelled.

"Be quiet laddy." Sticky beard demanded lifting his candy cane sword "and tell me where the goods are!"

"Goods?" numbuh 4 asked confused.

"Ay ye goods!" he yelled getting annoyed.

Numbuh 4 thought for a second " well numbuh 2 left something behind the bushes back there."

"Hey!" numbuh 2 protested "I had to go."

Sticky beard looked disgusted "what ya on about laddy I wanna know where ye candy be."

"Candy we haven't got any candy"

Sticky beard lowered his sword, "no candy?"

"no!"

"none?"

"no none!"

"not even those black jack thingys nobody likes?"

"NO! WE HAVE NO CANDY!" numbuh 2 yelled.

"nothing?"

"Grr no! nothing! No candy! All we have is tinned fruit salad and beans!"

"Fruit….salad?" Sticky beard repeated as if the words were foreign to him, which knowing Sticky beard they probably were. "Why didn't ye tell me before?"

"We would have if we could have understood what you were going on about!" 4 yelled getting annoyed.

"poop deck!" numbuh 2 said randomly bursting out in laughter. Followed by numbuh 4 elbowing him hard in the side.

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"Numbuh 5 does not wanna see another tree again in her life," she said hitting a twig out of her face.

Numbuh one had been walking ahead of them shinning his torch between the trees looking for any sign of the two operatives, when he stopped suddenly. He stood still listening he was sure he had heard something.

"Piggy!" numbuh 3 suddenly yelled making him turn around quickly to see the animal running towards them.

"Not again!" he managed to yell before running as fast as he could from the creature.

"Numbuh…5…is…telling…ya…she..she's…never coming…on…holiday…with you ever…again." She panted trying to avoid the trees as the boar ran after them grunting.

"It's not my fault, this pig has something against me!" he protested.

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"I guess there'd be no point in trying to ransom you for candy?" Sticky beard said cutting them loose from the tree.

"We have no candy!" numbuh 2 bellowed in response.

"Ay thought not."

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