Title: I Know a Song

Author: P.L.S.

Disclaimer: Stargate SG-1 and its characters are property of Stargate (II) productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money was exchanged. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations and story are property of the author.

Summery: AU- SG-15 returns from P4X884 with baggage.

Warnings: Uh, Jack's a general (which to me is scary even if is canon.) Really, you just need to worry about the severe AU factor. And dead slash relationships- I can't write a completely straight Daniel. So, he has ex's in the forms of Davis, Raynor, and Gardener (which is canon het.) For this episode- ton of spoilers for a number of shows from S1 thru S3 especially Urgo.

Author's Notes: I hate it. I was all set to have chapter six of Nabu done, then I go and do this...

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Bah, I see nothing. Bra'tac said no more than three seconds after the wormhole shut down. Daniel shook his head as he shared a look with Jennifer. Martouf and Lantesh were using some kind of Tok'ra recording device and Paul was watching over the Tok'ra explorer.

Bra'tac, give us a minute. We only just came in. whined Jennifer with her puppy dog eyes going full tilt. Bra'tac sighed.

Daniel,. is there any reason to stay? asked the Jaffa. Daniel tossed Bra'tac something he picked up off the ground.

How's that for a reason. Daniel drawled with a smirk. Bra'tac looked at it. It was a paper thin clear plastic-like covering over a half gone thing that was both soft and sweet. The covering had bright green characters upon it that looked to be both communicative and decorative, not unlike a candy bar wrapper.

Bra'tac said as he sniffed, Very well, we shall investigate.That's what I thought. Daniel said.

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Bah, I see nothing. Bra'tac said no more than three seconds after the wormhole shut down. Jennifer pulled out a beeping sensor array that was a handheld size. Daniel stood next to her, looking over her shoulder then looking around. Martouf and Lantesh were using some kind of Tok'ra recording device and Paul was watching over the Tok'ra explorer.

Daniel looked at Bra'tac, Are you okay?I am fine. I just wish to return, I grow weary of going places with so little to bring in return. Bra'tac growled out with a glare at Paul who was distracting Martouf from doing his scanning. Daniel followed his gaze and rolled his eyes.

Yeeah. I see your point. Daniel said and turned to Jennifer.

Nope, nothing worth mentioning. Jennifer looked at Bra'tac, How bout we hop over to Chulack or Land of Light for supper then gate here then home. It will fill our hours and we'd get tomorrow off from travel.I am not in objection of this. said Bra'tac with a smile, But maybe a stop in Cimmeria wouldn't be amiss as well. Daniel thought about it, then he made the connection.

The Games of Trial and Might. Geez, you just wanna do the Viking version of the Highland games. Daniel said with a groan.

This is true. Bra'tac smiled, You humans have taught me much, now I wish to teach the humans that a Jaffa can do anything they can do, and better.Daniel, count us in too. Lan and I both love friendly competion in the way of what you term as sports. Martouf said with a grin, Besides, if Bra'tac is representing the Free Jaffa, the Tok'ra need to make a showing too.That actually sounds like fun. said Paul.

Raise your hand if you wanna go play He-Man with the Cimmerians. said Daniel and he sighed as everyone but him raised their hands, Fine, fine. I'll dial up Earth, send the MALP through after Jack approves this side trip.So how'd you do at the Games? Daniel looked up at the control room where Jack was looking down with a smile. Why was that important? Jack was always at the control room when he was able to be. Daniel studied the room, like it was the first time he had ever seen it, but it wasn't. He had been with the SGC for just over a year, first half of that he had been doing MALP analysis as part of his daily jobs, second half seemed to be all Gating.

We performed well. Bra'tac said with utter confidence, There were a great number of contests in which a member of SG-15 took the prize.Oh yeah, Daniel spent the time teaching of runes and how to use them in many ways to the children in exchange for their telling of stories. Martouf said. He would only take part in the final game, an archery puzzle test. Lantesh said.

You're just sore that Daniel beat everyone by hours. Jennifer said with a smirk.

No, I am irritated that he did not tell me that he would be joining in. Otherwise, my bets would have been placed upon a winner rather than this one. Lantesh said as he cuffed Paul over the head.

Hey! Not my fault! I took second, so if it weren't for Daniel and Jenny, we would have made out like bandits. Paul said and then looked up at the laughing faces in the control room.

Sounds like you had fun. Head to the infirmary for the post mission check then debriefing at sixteen hundred hours. Jack said, Jenny, bring my share of the pot then.Will do, sir! she snapped off a salute and SG-15 went to the infirmary chattering about this and that. Everyone but Daniel was happy, and it hit Daniel as weird.

Guys, didn't we drink that whisky that Olaf Redson gave us? And Hildagard's ale, Gunter's beer, and that wine that Garwain gave us?Yeah. It all was a good bit stronger than anything from a bar, especially that moonshine they trade for from Abados. Paul said, We should have the mother of all hangovers now. Daniel said, No wonder we won today, we were the only ones not suffering.Something happened. We're different somehow, God. Daniel said with a few curses under his breath, said Doctor Warner, he had caught on, I'll run more tests, and I guess iso.Can you have the logs of our transmissions back to base in the isolation room? Paul asked, If we did catch something, we may have lost time, but not realised it. Warner nodded and left to make a few calls around the base.

Good idea. Jennifer nodded at Paul who smiled, Whatever this is is pretty strong, both Tok'ra and Jaffa seem invulnerable to all but stuff made for them.This is mostly true, but there are worlds that no member of either race has gone, and they may have technology or illnesses that we are all vulnerable to. Lantesh said with a frown, P4X884 was from Major Carter's cold dialling program'.If there is something, we may need to go back to P4X884 and have whoever is there undo it. Daniel said with a sigh, Well, unless the SGC or one of our allies can do something first.I do not like this idea of going back. Bra'tac muttered.

I'm getting the chills thinking about it, but why? Jennifer said.

Me too. said Martouf, I feel like I'd rather go kiss Apophis than go back. Paul nodded and rubbed his arms to warm himself up.

I want cake. Daniel looked surprised at his own words.

Bra'tac asked.

Me too. Paul said.

I want cookies. said Martouf with wide eyes.

Hundred Grand bar. Jennifer said, With ice cream.I crave potato crisps. Bra'tac said. All five stood as one and left.

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(I'm gonna stop for now. I kinda wanna get this out with C9 of Nabu this afternoon.)