Disclaimer: Rockman.exe is owned by Capcom. I don't own it.
Seven days
Summery: Netto and Rockman has some interesting people coming to their house. Jasmine,Medi, Laika lover and haters. This story is for you!
AN: This is a work with my friend MelanieHinoken.
Chapter 4
Don't mess with marry women with children
Warning Laika abuse
"Uh sure,But where could Mel sleep. Jasmine has the sofa already" suttered Netto. Meanwhile Jasmine was glaring at her and Laika didn't care.
"I could take the floor..." she said, still staring at Laika
"Ok, then it's settle," declared Haruka .
Jasmine shrugged & Mel was drooling over Laika
"ok now what?" said Netto.
Jasmine took his hand. "we should go out to eat."
"In the night wear?" said Mel
"why not?"
"You might catch a cold, you both are not allow to go in that wear," said Haruka
"oh, ok"
Jasmine pouted. she didn't have any other clothes with her except the one in the laundry.
"guess we can go tomorrow then.."
"I know let's play monopoly!" said Netto
"what's that?" Jasmine asked.
Mel finally pried her eyes from Laika, "how about twister"
"I don't like anything that has to do with the wind," said Laika.
"it has nothing to do with wind." Mel sweatdropped, & shoved the twister box in his face.
Laika looked at the box. "Yeah there is. You got to spin the wheel. that has do with air."
"oh piss, who cares? it's just a small piece of plastic, your fricken breathing has to do with air, & you're full of hot air."
"Piss, you're the one who shove it into my face, who's the hot air now?"
"Oh shut up!"
"Shut your yapping and go out here if you want to fight," shouted Haruka
"...sorry..." said both.
"now do something productive, while I make dinner,"
"productive you say..." grins at Laika
"don't give me that grin, soldier!"
"lol I'm no soldier, you couldn't make me die for my god-foresaken country, though I do like the idea of war-wives.."
Bull, you're wearing a uniform. Therefore you're a soldier.
Mel looked down at her shirt. "Maha Ichiban...piss I'm no soldier, I'm an employee..."
"I never said anything about you being a soldier
"piss you just did!"
"Sorry I meant to the blue-haired Russian guy"
"yourself?"
"not really but I defend this house though."
"oh, piss, shut up & play twister"
"oh are you saying you don't want dinner than?" Everybody stare at Mel
"w...what is it we're eating?...though I'd rather see how flexible ltd. Laika is..."
"oh it's a surprise, meanwhile don't bother me," said Haruka as she left to cook
"well then, twister while we're waiting!"
everybody leaves Mel doing something "productive"
"i'm...so lonely...reproductive" coughs
Mel decided to go out for some fresh air. Meanwhile Netto was looking for Rockman on the Net
Rockman was still being dragged around by Medi. "can we go home now?"
Rockman was in no way able to leave her. He almost wished Roll was here instead. If he got tire, Medi would just heal him
A large navi, with draconic wings, neck, claws & tail, & head, but more robotic, the torso being that of a man, looked over to the pair. "yer Rockman eh? Why're you lettin' that girl drag you around?"
Rockman even if he fought so many navis before, hid behind Medi's giant ass.
Medi looked behind her & smiled "what're you doing back there?"
the Dragon-like navi looked at them confused. "this is the great Rockman?"
Rockman knew he was no knight. after all only knights can kill dragons . So he quiver which Medi felt his fear. That a large navi with wings & a long lizard-like neck & tail, with a metallic Dragon's head was scary.
The dragon laughed. "you know,...this is funny, we need some jokes...where do people from Sharo keep their money?"
"I...I... don't...know..." stuttered Rockman after Medi force him to speak in her place.
"IN SNOW BANKS!" the navi burst into laughter...then stopped when he realized noone else was laughing.
The reason was that Medi and Rockman were gone to Netto's PC. That was when the dragon got really sad and went back to his cave to sleep.
Mel decided to activate her program to get Dragonback back by sending Mr.Prog as bait.
"lol, Mr. Progs are so adorable...I'm so lonely..." Dragonaman glared at her from his PET screen "I'm here..." "you don't count."
Mel glared at him and they were in a staring contest. Meanwhile Netto and Jasmine were asking their navis how their day went.
Rockman sweatdropped. "We...had...fun?" Medi clung to his arm. Searchman sweatdropped. "poor Rock.."
"what kind of fun" asked Netto to Medi.
"the kind where I get dragged around against my will" Rockman shielded himself incase Medi went to hit him.
Medi laugh at his answer. "you so silly"
Rockman kinda laughed sarcastically. "yeah..."
"No really what did you do?" asked Netto.
"just hiked around Net City...what'd you & Jasmine do?"
"The park," said Netto. Then Roll joined into his computer
Rockman looked at Roll. "hey"
Roll was about to hug him when she saw Medi. She glared at her.
Rockman sweatdropped. "Roll, we aren't doing anything, you can calm down."
Roll did but still had her defensive weapons on in case if Medi molested her Rockman
"Roll...stop it ok! she's not gonna do anything, I do have the right to have female friends."
Roll sigh, she couldn't do anything. She feared that she was going to lose Rockman to her. Meanwhile Medi blew a raspberry at her behind Rockman's back. He didn't know what was going on when he saw Roll turned a deep shade of pink.
Laika looked over Netto's shoulder. "you see? women are trouble"
"Are you saying my mom is trouble?" glared Netto at him
"no...women are trouble...all they do is bitch, & complain, & drool & fight, & want sex &...I really should keep my mouth shut"
That was a big mistake because it was when Netto's mom came into the room.
Laika turned around & faced her. "hello..."
Blam! That was the sound of a shotgun firing between Laika's leg.
o.o
Jasmine laughed. "stupid sexist"
Laika then wet pants while Netto said" haha"
Jasmine wiped some tears from her eyes. "at least we know he's still got it."
"Oh well it's dinner time," said Harkua blowing smoke from the shot gun. So they all went into the dining room even though Laika was scared of his wits.
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Author's notes:
Yep Kitune, my partner loves Laika too! Oh That why she's in the story for one part.
Would you be willing to share how does the Laika dance go?
Blah forget Roll, wait until Meriu hears about it!
Vulpix1000 you're a very big fan of Laika bashing? Well hope this story is gone as you like it so. If you have other ideas for bashing do say so. Strange enough, my partner loves Laika yet doesn't mind if we bash him.