Written by: Dewaldo (postcount0 member)
Harry slowly crept into the room and noticed that it was covered in an assortment of wrappers.
"Oh Harry, I'm glad your here," said Hermoine desperately, still bent over. "We've been stuck like this for hours. It's all because of stupid Fred and George. They sold us these stupid sex toys and stuff!" Harry bent over and picked up a wrapper, it read, "Penis popper: The only gum that's soft in your mouth and hard in your pants"
"How many of these things did you take?" Harry asked turning to Ron. But Ron responded with a weird sucking sound. Harry gasped, looking at the giant penis that was now Ron's face.
"I tried a counter charm but it's hard when your bent over like this." Harry wracked his brain for a countering charm but couldn't think of anything. Suddenly Harry was feeling tired.
"I'm going to hit the hay." Harry said collapsing in Ron's bed.
"Breakfast is on!" Mrs. Weasley's shout could be heard from downstairs. Harry quickly got dressed and headed downstairs. On the way there Harry ran into the very grumpy Ron and Hermione.
"I'm glad to see you two aren't stuck together" Harry said eyeing up the two.
"I tried counter spells all night and this is the best I could get." Hermione said spinning Ron around. Ron's red hair and freckled face were now visible, but a large flaccid penis hung in the middle of his forehead.
"You go down for breakfast Harry, we'll catch up to you" Hermione said, applying different headgear to Ron in order to hide his facial genitalia.