A/N: Tenshi: Hey peoples! Guess what… Here's chapter two, read on my good people, read on!

Strange: HAI! REEAADDD… please.

Disclaimer (Sanji): Tenshi No Strange Productions does not own Harry Potter, or One Piece. I wish I owned One Piece, cause then I'd own Robin-Swan, and Nami-Chwan! (Heart eye).

The strange captain peered over the side, starring back at the dozen or so students and teachers who were now starring at him, his crew, and the cute lion-ship.

"Ohh! Beard-Ossan!" He called jumping up and down, and pointing erratically at an elderly man with a long white beard, half moon spectacles, and an odd smile.

"Welcome, strangers, to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry." The old man said, a humorous twinkle in his eyes.

"This is weird" the sneaky navigator mumbled nervously.

"I don't trust them" the chef started. "Let's not do anything stupid."

"Hey! Beard-Ossan! Let me try on your glasses."

Big anime fall, straw hate crew style! Their captain had jumped off the ship and was now examining the old man.

"LUFFY!" They all shouted. Luffy ignored them, grabbing the man's glasses and putting the on.

"SUGOI!" The strange-brained captain yelled happily, walking around as if he were an intoxicated drunk.

Everybody starred at the mugiwara kaizoku. Luffy twirled around excitedly, falling into the lake.

"LUFFY!" the pirate crew shouted, knowing full well that their idiotic friend couldn't swim to save his life, literally. Sanji threw off his jacket, getting ready to dive in and rescue his comrade.

But before he could do anything, a long tentacle rose out of the water, depositing the idiot onto the bank of the lake. The mugiwara looked at the tentacle, up to Sanji, then back to the giant squid's tentacle.

"Sanji, I want takoyaki! Make takoyaki."

"No."

"Ohhh." Luffy moaned, looking depressed.

"I think" started the old man, who still did not have his glasses back, "That it is time for introductions. I am Albus Dumbledore, head master of Hogwarts."

"Hi Double Door-Ossan. I'm Luffy, I'm gonna be Kaizoku ou, I at the gomu gomu fruit, and this is my crew, " he started in what promised to be the world's longest sentence, "Nami, our navigator, she likes money, Usopp, our sharp-shooter, he likes to make up stuff, Sanji, our cook, he makes the best food ever, especially meat, I love meat, and that's Zoro he's a swordsman dude, he has three swords, and he puts one of them in mouth, and that's Chopper, he's a reindeer, he's our doctor, he ate the hito hito fruit, he can turn into a person, and he wears a pink hat, which is cool, but not as cool as my straw hat cause I got it from Shanks, and then there's Nico Robin, she was Miss All Sunday and she used to work with crocodile and Baroque works, and last of all but still kinda cool is Franky, he's weird but I like him." He said with out a single breath, pointing to each crewmember as he talked about them. "Hey Ossan, you're a wizard! Can you do magic?" he asked, just remembering what Dumbledore had said.

"Of course" he said with drawing his wand, and waving it so that his half moon spectacles flew off of Luffy's face, and back onto his own.

"SUGOI!" Luffy called. "Hey, Beard Ossan can I learn magic too? It looks cool!" He asked, jumping up and down excitedly.

"You can, if you and your crew wouldn't mind staying for a while." Dumbledore said, an odd twinkle in his eyes.

"Ok, we're staying!" Luffy said decisevely.

"WHAT!"

And so began the Straw Hats' adventures at Hogwarts

A/N:

Tenshi: Thank you for reading Chapter three ought to be up soon! Review please!