HI! HI! HI! I have discovered the wonderful and delicious taste of coffee. This is my attempt at being hilariously funny if it doesn't work TOO BAD FOR YOU! Ha! ha! Ha! Well now, I'm feeling better sorry if I scared you. Wait that is bad I need caffeine or else I won't be funny: O runs off to get sugar high…runs back ha now story start!

The roses circled the two lovers affectionately as the tall black mage went down on one knee saying majestically "Daine, will you marry me?" hope mingled in his eyes.

Daine, filled with joy, looked straight into Numair's eyes, and I mean straight cause he was down so low and all, and normally Daine might have pointed this out but she's a bit preoccupied at the moment so she's leaving it up to me to notice these things which is just plain rude of-

"Ah excuse me can we get back to us here it kinda hurts sitting like this," Numair said

"Oh please you already know what she's gonna say! It's not like it's that hard or anything" the author (That's me!) complained loudly walking in to the scene

"Well it is a bit obvious that I'd say yes," Daine said

"YES? REALLY? YIPPEE" Numair started dancing around and celebrating stopping suddenly, he asked, "Who are you?"

"Crystal here I'm writing this story so anything I say goes like if I want a cow to come over and start milking himself that's what'll happen" a cow starts coming over and prepares to milk itself

"Okay stop it" Numair said then getting back to business he went to Daine "Yes?" she nodded and they started making out.

"Oh get a room you two" Crystal said all the sudden they vanished. "HEY where'dja go? Oh yeah I said getta room and that's just what happened alright I'm ok and I'm talking to myself… oh well what else can I do to screw things up? And I'm STILL talking to myself what the hell happened to my inner monologue? I'll figure it out eventually I mean it's no that hard right? STILL TALKING TO MYSELF!" Crystal storms off very pissed.

Coming back Crystal says "Hey I don't own any of these characters by the way they are all Ms Pierce's wait do I own myself? Can I do that? Hey look a penny!" she grabs the penny greedily and then her eye's go all shifty. "Mawhaha!" she screams maniacally as she walks off.

The cow comes back mooing "Hey wait for the Cow I'm to cool to just leave behind!" upset that no one waited he starts to cry.