A/N: Tenshi: Hi y'all, thanks for the reviews, I'm also happy to say this is the most read fanfiction I've ever written. Yeah! Anyway this is chapter 4, we will be having more angsty chapters in the future but for now this is for fun.

Strange: Franky Franky Franky Franky Franky Franky Franky, Water 7, Franky Franky Franky Franky……

Tenshi: (sweatdrop) Please excuse Strange, she finished reading Water 7 a little while ago, and now she won't shut up about it.

Disclaimer(Zoro): Tenshi No Strange Productions does not own One Piece, or Harry Potter. Now give me my grog! (Ps: Call me Zolo in a review and you die!)

Tenshi: Ye have been warned.

"How Long does this take?" the dark cloaked man hissed.

"It's hard to break into people's mental defense, especially from this far away!" the other Death Eater hissed back. "I just need to find someone whose defense can be easily broken. Someone who I can control their mind and do so from here. Someone who…"

"'Someone who' what?"

"I found someone."

"What?"

"I found someone with no mental defense what so ever, well that is if you don't count that dream about meat, but still. I've found the perfect puppet."

"Great, now get on with it!"

Back in Hogwarts most everyone was asleep safe in their beds.

BOOM!

"Gah!" The swordsmen yelped, falling out of his bed. The other boys in the dorm looked around. Franky continued snoring, evidently a very heavy sleeper.

"Wha' 'appened?" Ron yawned, looking around, only half-asleep. Seconds later his eyes snapped open fully awake. "What happened?" he asked, looking around again. Two beds were empty, Sanji's and Luffy's, but what had woken him up was the fact that were there had once been a door was now large splintered hole in the wall.

"Wh-what made that?" Dean Thomas asked, also staring at the hole.

"Bakayarou!" Zoro cried, grabbing his swords and running out of the whole to find his demented captain.

'Find and destroy Dumbledore' The Death Eater's voice echoed through the Straw Hat's brain. 'Find and destroy Dumbledore'

Luffy walked down the long entrance hall, in search of his target. There, there was his target standing only a foot in front of him. Now, for the attack! "Gomu Gomu No Pistol!" he called, launching his mighty punch.

With a sickening crash the double doors that lead to the Great Hall shattered from his mighty punch.

'No you idiot! Dumbledore, the strong wizard, the man with glasses and the wand!'

"I don't believe it…" the Death Eater whispered looking dumbfounded

"What?" his partner asked, looking at the shocked man beside him.

"He doesn't know what a wand is." He replied slowly

"He what?"

"That idiot doesn't know what a wand is." The Death Eater said louder this time, still unable to believe it.

"It doesn't matter, just describe it to him, or something, we have to get rid of Dumbledore, or our Lord will have our neck." He hissed. His partner shook his head in an attempt to clear his thoughts.

"Alright, let's try again… Shit."

"What?"

"I lost him."

"Well find him again, he can't have gone far!"

"Hey Sanji, Is there any meat?" Luffy asked, having found the kitchen.

Sanji sighed; he'd snuck out of bed to find the kitchen so Luffy wouldn't find him, and here Luffy was. "Just take what you want and get out, I can't have you terrorizing the house elves." He hissed.

"Sugoi!" He called jumping up, but when he landed back down his eyes were clouded over.

'Find the man with the strong sticks.' The voice of the Death Eater said in his brain.

At that moment Zoro walked in, having gotten lost looking for Luffy, and some how found his way to the kitchens.

"Hey Dartboard, do you know where the idiot went?" the swordsman growled.

Luffy turned around to face him. "Powerful swords." He said, walking toward his green haired companion, his hand outstretched toward Zoro's swords.

"NANI KUDE?" He yelled, jumping back. Luffy was reaching for some very questionable things.

'No! Not him!' the Death Eater cried.

"That's it, I can't take this idiot anymore!" The Death Eater yelled.
"I think I'll get some grog." Zoro said, the house elves hurried off to get it for him.
"Hmm…?"

"What?"

"This man is very strong, all he thinks of is beer and swords, he has a very strong mental defense."

"Just get on with it!"

…

The Death Eater had the world's biggest nosebleed. "Nami-Swan, Robin-Chwan!" he muttered before passing out.

"What the hell?"

A/N:

Tenshi: Hi everybody, if you can't tell the Death Eater was using an unforgivable curse.

Hermione: Haven't you EVER read "Hogwarts a History", you can't cast a spell on Someone in Hogwarts unless you're inside the building.

Strange: Shut up Hermione!

Tenshi: Also I must say that there will be NO Hermione Bashing in this fic, we like Hermione, and see no reason for this bashing.

Strange: That said there will be LOTS of Malfoy Bashing! (HEHE)

Tenshi: Yes, here is the list of people that will be bashed during this fic.

(Malfoy, Snape, Voldemort, Umbridge, Fudge, Lucious Malfoy… and who ever else we think of later, maybe some Bellamy and Eneru bashing much later on)

Strange: Fangirls, Ye be warned.

Zoro: Where's my grog? (Don't call me Zolo!)

Chopper: Please review, PLEASE? ONEGAI!

Strange: KAWAIII!