Strange: Thank you all, thank you all so much! I couldn't thank you mor-…. I'm being distracted by Franky. OMG FRANKIEEEE! YOU LOOK SO AWESOME DESPITE THE SPEEDO!

Tenshi: Strange, you were supposed to…

Strange: Yes, explain why Robin wasn't in Slytherin and why Chopper and Ussop were in Ravenclaw. Chopper is a very gifted doctor, extremely gifted, so Ravenclaw. Ussop is gifted also; he's very inventive, especially with those Dials in Skypiea and beyond. But, there's no way that Ussop is brave yet (apart from very rare occasions), and I don't want to put a straw-hat into the "everybody else" category of Hufflepuff.

Cedric Diggory's Ghost: HEY!

Strange: Robin had us thinking for a while- she's cunning, but also very intelligent. Remember, just because she worked for Croc doesn't mean she's evil forever. I HIGHLY suggest you go read or watch Water 7… NOW! It shows a lot of why we put Ussop and Robin where they are- I don't want to spoil anything, but…

Nami goes into Slytherin because she is very, very cunning. Plus, the Mugiwara Pirates need a mole on the inside, right? Hehe…

Tenshi: ok, that was Strange's weird long reply. Anyway, Thanks SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR REVIEWS! Also, thank you for having over 800 people read our story. You all RULE! Also in reply, thank you all again for your complements, and for NOT saying Zolo in your reviews…

Zoro: (Evil glare)

Tenshi: Also grog, is beer, rum, booze, moonshine, anything that is alcoholic, that isn't fancy like Champaign or wine.

Disclaimer (Ussop): I, The great captain Ussop, Say that Tenshi No Strange productions does not own One Piece or Harry Potter. Now read on! (Gets all weird, scared, and wiggly) PLEASE.

Morning came soon for the Mugiwara Kaizoku-dan and the rest of Hogwarts. THEN, we cut to a TOTALLY DIFFERENT time and place, in a Grand Line far, far away.

"Balup Balup Balup, Balup Balup Balup…"

"Smoker-san, it's the den den mushi!"

Major Smoker (formally) of the Logue Town Marines picked up the odd phone.

"Yo, Moshi Moshi… ah, Pheasant…"

Tashigi thought she saw something strange through the normal morning mist on the ocean. It was a thicker mist, a veritable fog of pearly gray fog that seemed to be slowly creeping in upon the boat.

Smoker was too absorbed on his phone conversation to notice.

"You WHAT? When…. I said…. Agh...!" He slammed the phone down.

"Frickin' mugiwara… frickin' bird shithead…" he looked in Tashigi's direction, and noticed the fog.

"Oi, Tashigi, what's-"

The next thing they knew, the Kuro Troupe was out in the middle of a small lake somewhere in Britain.

"So basically, that's why there are pictures of animals are everywhere…" One student concluded, having been trying to explain the house system, and it's symbols.

"Sugei!" Luffy exclaimed, jumping up, and looking around at all the students. His eyes landed first on a group of Hufflepuffs eating breakfast. "Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger!" He started, pointing at each of the Hufflepuffs.

His attention was then caught by the food that was being served for breakfast. "Mushroom, Mushroom."

His attention switched back to the Hufflepuffs. "A badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger… Mushroom, Mushroom! Badger, badger, badger, badger!"

He caught sight of Nami sitting next to a fair-haired boy at the Slytherin table. "Snake, snake, oh it's a snake!" He called.

"WHAT!" Nami yelled, her teeth turning jagged, and her eyes pointy and white.

"Don't insult Nami-Swan!" Sanji growled loudly, giving his odd captain a sound kick to the head.

"Mushrooms! Yosh!" the Mugiwara only replied, attacking and devouring a plate of uncooked mushrooms.

"Freak…" muttered Malfoy.

Smoker gritted his teeth. He was sick of the small room, and sick of everyone in it, especially the short man with the bowler hat. There was something about the man that seriously grated on his nerves. He was sick of the fact that the man had a smug sense of superiority that seemed quite unfounded. Smoker could take this asshole in ten seconds flat… asshooollee…. aasssssss…. holleeeee…

It should be noted that the Minister of Magic didn't allow cigars to be smoked in this particular room. Roughly 99.9 of Smoker's annoyance and short temper was due to this.

"So, you see, mister…?"

"Smoker. "

"I'd rather like something other than a nickname, my fine-"

"It's Smoker. S-M-O-K-E-R."

"Err-."

"IT'S SMOKER, DAMMIT!"

"Um… yes, quite. So, you see, Mr. Smoker, I am Cornelious Fudge, Minister of Magic. It is my job and the job of the Ministry to keep a balance, an order. We keep the peace. And, needless to say, we were wondering why such,"

Smoker sighed. Another "justice!" spouting blowhard. He got enough of this BS from his higher-ups back at headquarters.

"People were…. Blah blah blah…. Appeared… blah blah blah… arrest, for safety, you know…."

"Eh?" mumbled Smoker, snapping back into reality after wistfully dreaming of two of his prized cigars. Tashigi nearly fell over, having been distracted by her small book of swords.

"Look here, Minister. What the HELL were you saying about arresting me and my fellow Marines?"

"I'm sorry, but there's no way to verify that you are actually Marines. Imagine our surprise at a small fleet of ships appearing out of nowhere, Mister Smokey."

"IT'S FREAKIN' SMOKER!"

"The point is, until we can verify this, I'm afraid you will have to take a temporary place in Azkab-"

"That won't be necessary, Cornelious." Said a tall man standing in the doorway. He had long blonde hair and very expensive-looking clothes.

"…Lucious?"

"These people are guests, and should be treated as such. This way, my friends; I'm sure that I will be able to find suitable accommodations."

Smoker got up, leaving thorough the door. Tashigi and Hina followed. Lucious hung at the door for a few moments.

"Yes, these 'Marines' could be very useful to us."

A/n: Tenshi: Well, that's chapter 5. Thanks for reading our story. Also Weird Luffy with the badger stuff, that's a VERY random reference to badgerbadgerbadger dot com. Also thank you to all the people who think that we are "very god". Lastly I must say that Strange shall from now on be writing the Marine people. She wrote the scenes with Smoker, and I believe she's done very well. I prefer being random to being serious when it comes to One Piece, but this will be a very serious fic in places. Also we're planning on having omake later on, but it'll be a chapter or two. Thank for your reviews. Please send us more.