Tenshi: Hiya! Yo! Seriousness coming soon, but not this chap. Anyway, Strange wrote most of this chapter, give her a round of applause. PS, Snape appears, and you'll be all like wow, it's Snape, and he's like all PMSing. Also Franky Rules, Sanji SUCKS ROCKS!

Strange: Tenshi's such a poser, she hasn't even seen Franky's unmasking yet.. And Sanji doesn't suck. On a side note, I officially hate Spandam. SPANDA IS EVIL. HE'S SO GOING DOWN. Anyway, new chapter. YAY! Oh, and see if you get the reference to LOST.

Tenshi:(sticks out tounge)

Disclaimer(Nami): Tenshi No Strange Productions does not own One Piece, or Harry Potter, now give me all your gold.

Lucious finished his report to Lord Voldemort. Though it was far out of view of his pawn, Voldemort let a smile slip.

"These… marines… may be of use to us. As may be the pirates. Listen closely. Here is the plan"

Usopp frowned. Why did he have to be in the same 'potions' class as Luffy? He saw a disaster coming, and quick. Usopp got his textbook out and turned to the page on the chalkboard. He was paired up with a Griffindor girl named Hermione, and Luffy was teamed up with Zoro. Franky was in the back, trying to refrain from beating the daylights out some smartass Ravenclaw nineteen years younger than him.

Hermione sighed. Teamed up with some idiotic, barbaric pirate. He'd probably mess up the potion, thus giving her a horrible grade, thus causing her to fail Potions, thus…

Zoro, meanwhile, was busy doing his best to restrain Luffy from devouring the potion ingredients.

"But ZORO… Newt eyes look so deliciou-"

"AHEM!" Snape cleared his throat, staring down his (rather large) nose at Luffy and Zoro. "Is there a problem here? Or shall you two forever interrupt my teachings with your pirate DRIVEL?"

"Yeah, there's a problem." said Zoro. "This idiot is trying to eat the newt eyes."

Snape picked up the jar in question, walked across the room, and slammed it down on his desk. "Now. You all have the page number written down, page 108, pay careful attention to steps 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42."

"Okay, greasy ossan. Don't screw up, Zoro."

It took quite a bit of self-control on Snape's part not to pull out his wand and give Luffy a horrible, disfiguring hex.

"Hmm… step eight…" mumbled Usopp. "Hey, Hermione, could you please pass the butterfly eggs? It says to add them after stirring three times counter-clockwise, before adding the essence of peony…"

With a loud and rather huffy "Hmmph!", Hermione handed over the ingredient. This stupid pirate would probably blow them all up, or try to poison her, or do some other pirate-like thing. Though, she noticed, he seemed to have quite a hand at making potions. He was careful, and-

A huge CRACK noise shook the room, and the dungeon was soon filled with thick smoke.

"YOU FREAKING IDIOT! YOU ADDED IN THE WRONG INGREDIENT!"

"WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HANDED IT TO ME!"

"At least I didn't try to stir the potion with SOMEONE ELSE'S SWORDS!"

"It's not MY fault if I don't get the whole 'wand' thing!"

From a row behind them, paired up with some Griffindor girl, Sanji sighed. "Screwing up again, Marimo head? Tisk tisk tisk. Bet you couldn't pass second grade, much less wizard school."

"Wanna take it outside, ya curly-eyebrowed girl-chasing PANSY?"

"WHY YOU-"

"SILENCE!" yelled Snape. "I will not have you pirates arguing and interrupting my class! If you can't be civil, you'll have to leave!"

"Yessir!" said Sanji, Zoro and Luffy at the same time. Franky continued staring from the back of the troom, enjoying the show.

"You see, baka-Zoro, you're supposed to do it like this!" said Luffy, adding in an ingredient.

Outside by the lake, Chopper and Robin were suprised by an explosion that rocked the school from the dungeon up. Chopper frowned.

"What could that have been?"

Robin shrugged, going back to her book.

"GET OUT!" Luffy and Zoro were being shoved toward the door by Snape. The whole room was singed, and most of the students were either trying to stop coughing up smoke or trying to put out the flames on their tattered robes.

"GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!" yelled Snape. "AND DON'T YOU EVER COME BACK!"

"Bu-"

"OUT!" Snape slammed the door in Luffy's face. Snape walked back into the room and set down.

"Looks like I've found a student worse than you, Potter. Never thought I'd see the day… not that you're all that much better…"

"Please, Professor." Said Harry. "Don't put me on their level."

Franky promptly whacked him on the head.

A/N:And that's all she wrote. Now, review!

Strange: AHAHAHA CONTINUITY ERRORS AHAHA PRETEND THEY'RE NOT THERE MY DARLINGS