Strange: HOLY CRAP here comes a serious chapter! Oh, and for a reference to recent One Piece… I can never look at a revolving door the same way again. Or a pigeon. Man I freakin' hate that bird. Oh, and I'd like to say that the Straw-hat pirates in this story are those from just after the Davy Back Fight (and after Aokiji). This is to avoid… complications that would be caused by a W7 story.
Tenshi: Hi, not sure what we'll be writing about, but I'm actually going help this time.
Disclaimer(Enel): YA HA HA HA! Tenshi No Strange Productions does not own One Piece, or Harry Potter, so says I, God (also known as the Real Slim Shady).
Tenshi: That's great Enel-Sama, can we write now?
Enel: YA HA HA! ( goes off to the moon)
A cool November wind ruffled Chopper's fur on the way to Care of Magical Creatures class. He smiled, and couldn't wait for winter. This was Chopper's first Care of Magical Creatures, and he had it with the Hufflepuffs.
Upon laying eyes on Chopper, Hagrid froze. He stared at Chopper, awestruck.
"Yer one a' them… them tanuki from Japan, aren't ya?"
Chopper growled, and went into 'big mode'. "I'M NOT A FRICKIN' TANUKI! I'M A REINDEER!"
"Yer a…" Hagrid was at a lost for words. He looked like he had fallen in love. "Yer a… a reindeer? A reindeer with a blue nose who can shapeshift? Yer a-"
Chopper sighed, with that same sad look in his eyes. "Yes, I know. I'm a mon-"
"Yer amazing! How'd ya do that?"
Chopper looked suprised. Hagrid ran up to him, and started asking questions about what he was.
"SHUT UP frickin STUPID HUMAN! I don't need your compliments! I'm not flattered! STUPID! STUPID HUMAN!" said Chopper, doing his happy dance. All of the Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw girls said "AWW! HE'S SOOO CUTE!" simultaneously.
Robin smiled.
Luffy glared at Nami sitting over at the Slytherin table. Zoro took a bite out of his steak.
"How come SHE can pass all of her classes so great?" he mumbled. "Stupid Nami, I hope she CHOK-" Sanji interrupted Luffy's Nami cursing with a kick to the head. The force of the attack caused Luffy to whack into Zoro, which sent Zoro's steak knife hurling into the air towards the Slytherin table, barely missing Franky's face. It landed with a THUNK in the spot Malfoy's hand had been seconds before.
"I KNEW IT!" yelled Malfoy. "You pirates have had it out for me from the beginning! You're probably out for my father's money, you-"
"Shut up." Said Luffy, Sanji, Zoro and Franky, giving Malfoy the 'evil eye'. He EEP'd, shut up, and sat down.
"Attention, students!" came a call from the front of the Great Hall. Dumbledore stood up, and addressed the students.
"As you all know, we've recently been joined by the prestigious Straw-hat pirates. To celebrate this, we're taking a suprise trip to Hogsmeade!"
"…Prestigious?" mumbled Harry. "Quiet!" hissed Hermione.
"The trip will be next Sunday. I hope you all enjoy! Now, back to stuffing our faces!"
"That was quick." Said Zoro. Luffy said something through his meat, but no-one could understand him, due to the fact that he was already back to stuffing his face.
"Hey…" said Usopp to Robin. "What's 'Hogsmeade'?"
Robin shrugged.
"It's a small town with many shops, and it's also rumored to be the home of the goobly goblin." Came a voice from behind them. Startled, Usopp turned around.
"Thanks, um…"
"Luna Lovegood." She said. Luna turned to Chopper. "And you're a tanuki, aren't you? A magical raccoon-dog that can-"
"I SAID I'M NOT A TANUKI! Geez, stupid frickin'…"
"He's a reindeer, a man, and a doctor all in one." Said Usopp.
"His nose… it's blue… that's a sign of otanausclerosis. It's a lethal disease that turns the victim into a blueberry."
"…REALLY?" asked Chopper. Luna nodded. Usopp stared at Luna Lovegood, and decided to ask someone else what Hogsmeade was.
Malfoy walked down the hall, flanked (of course) by Crabbe and Goyle.
"Those pirates, I can't STAND them! They're worse than Potter, I swear! Especially that idiot captain, and that redhead bi-"
"You know what?" came a voice behind them. "I really, really don't like you." Sanji glared down at Malfoy. "And I really, really suggest you don't finish that sentence, because I'll have to kick your ass."
Malfoy turned around and smiled. This guy was just a skinny cook. Pirate or not, he was no match for Crabbe and Goyle.
"You'll what?" asked Malfoy. "If I call her a bitch?"
Malfoy awoke in the hospital wing two days later.
"Hogsmeade! Hogsmeade! Hogsmeeeeeade!" yelled Luffy and Usopp together. They were on their way. Filch stopped them.
"You've got to have permission from a guardian. No signature, kiddies, no entry." A hand came out of the arm Filch was holding the papers. It grabbed a quill from his other hand, signed the papers "Nico Robin" and disappeared. Filch tried to stay away from the straw-hats after this, deciding that trying to discipline them might be a risk to his health.
"HOGS! MEADE! HOGS! MEADE! HOGS!…" Usopp and Luffy were even more excited, and Chopper joined in. Franky was tempted, but decided the better of it.
"I'm telling you, Harry, I don't think they're that bad… Why, the blonde one, yesterday he came up to me and-"
"Hermione, have you got the hots for a pirate?" asked Ron, the tiniest hint of jealousy in his voice.
"NO, of course not! It's just that he was rather polite, and that one with the long nose, he…"
"They're still ruddy pirates." Said Harry. "I just don't understand why Dumbledore let them stay here!"
"You trust him, don't you?" asked Hermione. "You know he has a reason."
"I guess they're not that bad, except that bloody blonde-…" mumbled Ron. He glanced over at Zoro, who was standing alone, looking in a store window.
"Then go make friends." Said Harry, shoving Ron in Zoro's direction.
"Why ME?" he asked.
"Because" said Hermione "Your personality is just ever so wonderful, he'll fall in love with you the moment you meet!"
Hermione shoved Ron in Zoro's direction, also. "FINE, fine, at least he doesn't look all that dangerous…"
"Erm, …Hullo!" said Ron. "…Hi." Mumbled Zoro, engrossed in the quill selection.
"So… erm… how's the-"
"What do you want?" asked Zoro directly.
"Um, nothing." Said Ron, mentally taking back the "not all that dangerous" line. "Just want to get to know you all. No-one ever seems to talk to you all, that's all."
Zoro smiled. "We get that a lot. Part of the occupation, you see."
They started walking off in the direction of the Shrieking Shack. Ron was following Zoro's lead, not sure why he was heading in this particular direction, but not daring to complain. Zoro, of course, was lost.
"So, where you come from…" began Ron, "People hate pirates?"
"Some people." Said Zoro. "We met our navigator when she stole from and tricked the captain, and I…" Zoro looked at his swords, Wadou in particular. "I started off as a bounty hunter."
Ron gulped. Dangerous nothing, this guy was a monster!
"Some pirates are good, most are bad. Same thing with everyone else. I can't help but guess not all 'wizards' use their powers for the forces of good, right?"
Ron nodded.
Zoro started to say something else, but stopped when he realize they were lost in the woods. Than it began to get cold. Much colder than a November afternoon should be.
Ron's eyes widened. "No…" he said quietly. "No… not them… why the hell do they-"
Zoro heard it, again. He heard the boy from the dojo telling him Kuina was dead. He saw her dead body, broken, the life from it gone far too soon. He saw Mihawk, slicing him, feeling the world's best blade gutting him like a fish, his life and dream going down the drain. He felt that pain again. He was in Logue Town, seeing Luffy die. He was in Little Garden, encased in wax, suffocating, feeling the pain of his legs cut halfway through, thinking that there wasn't enough time for Luffy to save them and that he, Nami, and Vivi would die. He blamed himself, if only he had been stronger. He then saw Chopper's lifeless bloody body, and felt the pain of being electrocuted with a force stronger than lightning again.
"Hey… hey pirate!" yelled Ron. Zoro lay pale and lifeless on the ground. Though Zoro didn't scream, Ron understood it was similar to what happened to Harry whenever dementors were near.
"Pirate! Wake up! Hurry! If you don't, we're screwed! COME ON! WAKE UP!"
"We can't have that, can we?" came a voice from behind Ron. He turned around sharply.
There stood a death eater surrounded by dementors. A sick laugh came from behind the mask.
"Just be glad that the Dark Lord wants you two pirates alive."
"Two…?" thought Ron. Did this man think he was a pirate?
The death eater raised his wand. "Of course…" he said, "That doesn't mean we can't have a bit of fun, does it?"
A/n: Reveiw. Chopper's happy dance commands it!