Nintendo's gone and done it! They've crossed the line in the console wars and its up to our hero's to stop them! Read or your soul shall burn in the depths of my hatred for all eternity! Okay, so maybe it won't….but it might! Oh, it JUST MIGHT!
Jordo sat down on his front step and cracked open a book he was in the middle of. It was a nice day out: few clouds, singing birds, and clean air. It wasn't a surprise out in the middle of no where, but the ninja-in-training enjoyed every moment of it. He was only on his first paragraph when a distant dust cloud coming down his beaten path caught his attention.
He squinted. Off in the distance he could see Chuck running down the road as fast as possible. He could tell it was Chuck by his shaggy red hair covering his eyes. He smiled to himself as Chuck skidded to a halt in front of his small house. Chuck bent over, breathing hard, the chains on his black leather jacket and black leather short clinking with the beat of his breathing. Jordo waited for Chuck to say something. But all he did was smile. He reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a blank disk roughly entitled with black sharpie, "Halo 3: Pirated Edition." Jordo's eyes widened and his jaw dropped. He shivered as well. Chuck kept on grinning. Before he could say anything, the disk was snatched from his hand by a long, sticky, and fast tongue. Surprised, Chuck hastily looked around to where the disk could have gone to. Jordo turned around. Standing on top of his roof was the little green dinosaur known as Yoshi. Jordo grunted in his direction. Chuck looked up and gasped. Yoshi was giving them the finger. Chuck clinched his fist. Yoshi jumped off the roof and down the hill adjacent to Jordo house. Chuck and Jordo gave chase, but the trembling earth made them stop in their tracks. The Great Fox raised into the air, floating out of the valley, a massive ship dwarfing Jordos house. And on top of the Great Fox stood Mario, Luigi and Yoshi. Despite Chucks rage, he could do nothing to stop them as Mario taunted them with the disk, and evil grin peaking out from under is Italian mustache. But Jordo could.
Jordo leaped into the air took a quick offensive. He reached into his shuriken pouch on his right and tossed three of them as accurately as he could at the thieves. Before they could hit, a pink ball rolled in front of them. It grew a face and opened its mouth wide, sucking in the three ninja stars and swallowing them with out any trouble. Jordo was shocked. Kirby licked his lips and smiled maniacally. As Jordo fell to the ground, he was suddenly struck from below and sent into the air. As he siled across the sky, he cracked one eye open. Fox Mcloud soared next to him, ready for battle. He dashed past Jordo a second time, striking him again and sending him even further up. Jordo caught himself and turned to the ground, but Fox was nowhere to be seen. At the last second, Jordo turned back around. Fox came spinning from above feet first, digging into Jordo and knocking him to the ground. Jordo fell about a hundred feet before landing flat on his back. All Chuck could do was watch. Jordo opened his eyes again. He gasped and quickly and cocked his head right just in time. A blade came driving down from the sky and barely missed stabbing through his head, but slicing through his ear. The swords wielder was Link. He stood above Jordo with a confident smirk. Jordo trembled at his close call.