I'm getting hits. I know this through the new technology that this nerd site had provided me with, and im wondering if this story really is that terrible… IM NOT AN NINTENDO HATER! In fact, I love Nintendo. I'm a devoted fan, swear to a god! Zelda is my favorite (Majora's Mask, bitches!) Seriously, somebody tell me what im doing wrong (or are you nerds just waiting till the end to tell me how awesome I am?) I need some encouragement from the people manning the internet, because I can't rely on any of my so called "friends" (I need new ones, my current ones suck…) Please! I'm begging you!
So Jordo and Chuck finished their training and began making plans to infiltrate Nintendo HQ. They spent three days on their plan, spending sleepless nights studying the countless schematics provide by Sony intel. But, in the end, they simply decided to wing it. It was more their style.
Jordo dashed behind a tree in front of the dark castle gates that was Nintendo HQ. Two well armed Koopa guards were posted out front. A forest surrounded the area, bare trees raking the sky as if trying to pull it down. His ninja speed prevented him from being seen. Chuck was place somewhere near by, his stealth not too great for this sort of thing. Both of them listened to the Sony CEO through a radios they had been provided.
"Microsoft has agreed not to interfere so long as we don't, either," he explained. Jordo studied the guards carefully. "So your on your own. I hope you studied those blue prints well. I don't know how well communications will work on the inside. Gods speed." The silence signified his disconnection. Jordo nodded to him self. He put his hands together and focused his energy. With that, he produced the effigy of a Koopa prostitute. He sent her along the path of the two Koopa guards.
The two guards watched as the sexy image of the female koopa walked towards them. She winked at them and turned left to signify some privacy with them. the closets one grinned pervertedly at the other as he followed her around the corner. The other one simply shook his head. The horny koopa went around the corner. Chuck was waiting for him with a gun to his head and a smile on his face. He pulled the trigger and spread his face across the ground with a single bullet. The second guard was startled at the gun shot. He saw his partner fall back, his face messed up. Before he could react or sound any kind of alarm, Jordo dashed out of the trees and ran his sword through the side of the koopa's head. Chuck peeked around the corner as Jordo was pulling his blade out of the unfortunate guard. He hurried over to him as he was wiping down the blade. They shook hands and embraced one another before Jordo cut through the door and they rushed in to the dark, ominous castle.