Okay, okay, haven't updated in a while, my computer crashed like six different times in the same day, but now we're back and im ready to end this. Onward.
Chuck and Jordo ran around the koopa king, Jordo sliding under his grip and Chuck leaping over his tail. They headed for the stairs, knowing it best to avoid confrontation with such a big enemy. But it wasn't gong to be that easy.
Chuck was a few steps ahead of Jordo. Without warning, a barrel fell from the ceiling. Chucked looked up in shock, unable to move in time. Jordo dashed forward and cut the barrel in half with one quick swing of his sword. DK fell from the ceiling and blocked their path to the stairs. Chuck turned around. Bowser was stomping over to them. There was no getting around a fight. Jordo jumped out of the way of DK's powerful punch while Chuck took up his rifle and unloaded on Bowser. The bullets bounced off his hard shell. He breathed in deep and let his fire breath do his dirty work. Chuck rolled out of the way and shot at him some more. Bowser focused on Chuck while DK went after Jordo.
Jordo jumped and cling to the wall. DK jumped after him. Jordo dashed out of his way as his fist crushed the wall. Jordo jumped down, bounced off a pillar and landed on the ground. He jumped again to avoid getting crushed by DK.
Chuck rolled again and shot at Bowser, the bullets doing no harm to his heavy set body. He dodged more fire breath as he tried to think. Then Bowser unexpectedly jumped high into the air and came down like a rock over Chuck. He hurried out of the way, slipping as Bowser narrowly missed flattening him. He slid across the floor, having enough control to fire at Bowser as he did. He slid into the wall, hitting his head. It dazed him just a little, but gave Bowser just enough time to catch up with him.
Jordo jumped off the wall again, cutting DK's arm as he punched at him. Jordo jumped back and fourth between the wall and the support pillars. He cling to the wall again and waited for DK to catch up. DK came barreling at him at full speed, throwing himself at Jordo trying to smash him with his feet. Jordo moved at the very last instant, jumping the center of the hall. DK crushed the wall and it exploded. He had fallen into the trap Jordo had set for him and flew back, slamming into the entrance wall.
"Hey? Is this thing on?" Sony's C.E.O came through loud and clear over Chuck's earpiece. "Chuck, did we tell you about the Energy Cannon function on your rifle?" Chuck got to his feet and faced Bowser as he stomped closer. "Well, I'm telling you now. There's a small switched on the side of your rifle. Hit it, wait for it to charge, and then pull the trigger." Chuck ducked a deadly swipe from Bowser and jumped through his legs to get around him. "You'll know when it's done charging. It's like a disposable camera. But you only get three shots, so be careful how you use them." Bowser wheeled around, Chuck jumping over his tail to avoid getting swatted. "Sounds like you're busy. Good luck." A click indicated his leave. Chuck cursed his name.
DK shook off the explosion and sat up. Jordo was running at him, sword drawn and ready to strike. DK readied himself, and when the time was right, he threw a punch. Jordo was ready and ducked the blow, dashing past him and cutting his side. DK howled and backed-handed Jordo in to the wall. Jordo's sword went flying into the air and he slammed into the hard concrete. He slid down the wall. DK stood over him, nostrils flaring in rage. Jordo peeked up at him.
Bowser head-butt Chuck back. Chuck flew through the air and landed on the ground. He bounced back, but he managed to hang onto his rifle. Bowser stomped over to him. With out looking, he found the switch on the side of his gun, moving his hands very cautiously so Bowser wouldn't notice. He heard the high pitched charge, just like a camera. Bowser stood over him. He inhaled deeply. The charge finished. Bowser was about to toast Chuck. Chuck kicked back off of Bowser's leg and slid back, avoiding the flames. He jumped up took aim, and squeezed the trigger.
DK was about the crush Jordo with one punch. Jordo came to enough to see it coming. He rolled on the inside of his punch and pushed off into the air. His sword came down at that exact moment and he grabbed it, cutting DK twice. DK froze. Jordo landed on his shoulders and slowly sheath his sword. The sound of the sword rang clear in DK's ears. He quivered. Jordo pushed the final inched of his blade into the sheath and it clicked into place. DK's head fell off his body and then into two separate pieces. At the same time, Chuck's Energy Cannon went off, causing him to skid back. The blast traveled across the room and hit Bowser in the chest shattering his shell and shooting through him like a bullet through butter. The shot hit the end of the hall and exploded. Bowser fell onto his back, his death roar echoing through the hall. And then he laid there, dead. Chuck dropped his arm and sighed. Jordo hopped off of DK's body and walked over to his friend. They embraced one another and started down the hall.
As they passed Bowser, the hole the blast had created could fit a tire in it. Jordo looked away from the carnage, for Bowser's blood was draining quickly onto the floor.
They came to the end of the hall but were faced with a dilemma. There were not one, but two stair wells leading up. They glanced at each other. Jordo went left, Chuck went right.
What new challenges await our poorly described and developed characters? Who knows? I do! That's the nice thing about being the author! Hahaha! Isn't this great? I told you it was a good idea! Until next time, yo!