By the way, Sango, Miroku, and the others had not abandoned Kagome and Inuyasha when they heard Kagome's shriek. When they heard Koga's voice, though, it was pointless in even watching the argument. Anyways, Kagome started boiling a pot of water and pulled out the Ramen Noodles. Now, you see, usually Inuyasha would be staring hungrily at the noodles, telling Kagome to hurry it up. However, Koga was busy hungrily staring at Kagome, and so Inuyasha glared in silence.

"So, Koga, what brings you to our happy, little group?" asked Miroku cheerfully.

"What else but my lovely Kagome's sweet scent. Now that I've returned I'll have to continue my persuading for her to be my mate."

Inuyasha held one hand firmly on the Tetsaiga. "Yeah? Well you better think again!" Inuyasha threatened, unsheathing his sword.

"Oh, Inuyasha. I can't believe you're making me do this… sit." With a soft but loud thud, Inuyasha plummeted into the ground.

Koga seized Inuyasha's unavailability as an opportunity and whisked her away to a nearby tree. "Kagome, my love, just hear me out," Koga pleaded. "There's no other woman like you in the world. You and I are destiny. Be my mate, and bear my children."

"Koga," Kagome awkwardly smiled, "you're sounding like Miroku."

"I heard that," Miroku said from afar, watching Sango add the noodles to the water.

Of course, if Miroku can hear them, then Inuyasha can hear them even clearer. Exactly when the "Osuwari" Charm started to wear off, he ran between Koga and Kagome.

"Forget it, wolf-boy! She's NOT going with you!" Inuyasha yelled.

"Shut up and move so Kagome can agree to my proposal, you stupid dog!"

"Not again," Shippo sighed, stirring the pot.

"Kagome, tell this idiot that should not even be considered a wolf how you DON'T want to be with him!"

"Get lost, hanyou!" shouted Koga.

Inuyasha nearly flinched with bitter resentment at that word and was about to strike him when SMACK! Kagome whacked Koga over the head. "What's wrong with being a hanyou! Honestly, Koga! Now my answer is definitely no!"

"Kagome, the last thing I wanted to do was offend you. I shall return when you have forgiven me. Expect me nearby, my love." And with that Koga ran off into the forest.

Kagome turned to Inuyasha. "I'm sorry he said that Inuyasha. There's nothing wrong with being a half-demon." Inuyasha just gawked at her. Kagome giggled. "What are you so surprised at, Inuyasha? That I can handle my own fights?"

"You… you said definitely…" Inuyasha stammered.

"What?"

"You said now my answer is definitely no! That means you were actually CONSIDERING being his mate?"

"What? Oh, no, Inuyasha! Of course not." Kagome laughed with a sweat drop.

"Feh, I don't know what to believe anymore."

"Inuyasha! Of all the horrible things you've ever said! How could you be so hypocritical! First you're with me, then you're with Kikyo, then you're with me! Maybe I should've said yes!"

At the sound of this statement, Koga jumped back out of the forest. "I knew it!" he cried happily.

"Where the hell did you come from?" Inuyasha yelled.

"I don't need to take this! And, sorry, Koga, but no!" Inuyasha smirked at her refusal. "I meant maybe I should've said yes to Houjo's offer!"

"Who the hell is Houjo?" Inuyasha and Koga said in unison.

"You stupid, baka, UGH! Both of you, SIT!" Kagome shouted. Her tone was so demanding that, while Inuyasha hit the ground very hard, face-first, Koga even sat on the ground like a house dog.

With that, Kagome ran back towards the well, to her own time, again.

"Well, we're back to square one," Sango said with an exasperated sigh. Kirara nodded and purred in agreement.

"Kagome! Wait!" Inuyasha and Koga cried, running and diving into the well. All four heads turned as they heard a thud quite similar to when Inuyasha gets "sit."

"Koga… remember you can't time travel!" Shippo called out to him. A groan was heard in response.

"Oh well. More Ramen, anybody?" Miroku asked courteously, filling another bowl.