Seven Minutes In Heaven
(A/N: Alright during this one I was at my friend, Kageryu's, house and she wrote some of it. SO when the writing is in bold it means that she wrote it and when it isn't then I wrote it. Okay and if you don't get it then you are truly pathetic and don't deserve the humor that is to come.)
Umi: Making out with Kurama
Kuro: Eew! Get a room!
Jin: Me knows! Me thinks we should play seven minutes in heaven! (A/N: I know he sounds like Jar Jar Binks, Kageryu wrote that)
Kuro: OH HELL NO tries to fly away but is once again held down by Jin
Raine: Yes!
Yusuke: I'm there
Kageryu: … sniff sniff
Yusuke: What the fuck is wrong is your problem?
Raine: FAGGOT! Be nice!
Bake: pokes Kageryu You okay?
Bakuhatsu: Hmm…
Ryuujin: I'm a penguin
Everyone: PANSY
Ryuujin: cries
Jin: She's sad 'cus no one will go in the closet with her.
Kuro: Who would want to go in to the closet in the first place?
Raine: US!
Kuro: Geez sorry for not liking relationships and kissing games
Kageryu: sniff sniff
Yusuke: Kurama and Umi! I PICK THOSE TWO!
Umi: major grin
Kuro: They don't need the closet
Umi: in preppy voice that she does oh so well SHUT UP! Walks into closet with Kurama
Kuwabara: I want to go next!
Bakuhatsu: With who?
Ryuujin: YOUR MOTHER
Kurama: ;; (A/N: I don't know what that means or how we knew he did that through the closet door, but then again I didn't write this part)
Hiei: rolls eyes Don't you even think about Yukina
Kuwabara: Good idea, Shrimp. I'll go find her.
Kuro: shocks Kuwabara unconscious That poor girl. Hiei you should protect your sister from the big oaf.
Hiei: speak for yourself
Kuwabara: in his sleep …ha ha… Kuro… ha ha
Kuro: OO shocks Kuwabara
Kuwabara: XX
Umi: Walks out with Kurama Whoa what happened here?
Yusuke: He was being an idiot
Kuro: He IS an idiot
Umi: Oh….well Yusuke and Raine are next!
Raine: Come on Yusuke grabs Yusuke and walks into the closet
Yusuke: grins
Kageryu: sniff sniff
Kuro: Shut up, or I'll make you go into the closet with PANSY
Kageryu: silent
Ryuujin: HEY!
Bake: Do it! Do it!
Kuro: SHUT UP baka or I'll make you go in with Kuwabara
Umi: Pulls away from Kurama When he wakes up glues lips back with Kurama again
Jin: I want to go next!
Kurama: We'll leave that for Raine and Yusuke to decide
Umi: Just shut up and keep kissing me
Kurama: obeys
Everyone: twitch twitch
Kuro: Disgusting
Hiei: Yep
Bakuhatsu: Aww…. Young love
Kuro: Too young
Kageryu: But Kurama's like, thousands of years old.
Bake: But Umi's only 13
Everyone: OO
Kuro: Like I said Disgusting
Hiei: Yep
Raine: comes back out with Yusuke who has a HUGE grin on his face. Hmm… who next?
Kageryu: sniff sniff
Raine: smiles at Yusuke
Yusuke: smiles at Raine
Kageryu: sniff sniff
Kuro: SHUT UP ALREADY
Jin: I want to go next!
Kageryu:… sniff
Kuro: AAARRGH! FINE! KUWABARA AND BAKE!
Kuwabara & Bake: OO
Raine: Good idea, Kuwabara and Bake are next
Yusuke: BUWHAHAHAHA
Make: NO!
Kuwabara: HELL NO!
Kuro: shocks them into the closet and holds door shut Bake and Kuwa sitting in a closet
Jin: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Kuro: First comes love
Jin: Then comes marriage
Bakuhatsu: Then comes the baby in the baby carriage
Kuro: Which Umi and Kurama over there are taking the short cut to that step
Everyone (except Umi and Kurama): AHAHAHAHAHA!
Kurama: ….smiles at Umi
Umi: smiles at Kurama
Kageryu: NO! NO IDEAS! NO!
Bake: from within the closet GOD HAVE MERCY
Kuro: Hell no
Kuwabara: Just for that, Kuro, you're going next
Jin: But I wanted to go next
Kuro: Oh hell no tries to fly away but is grabbed by Umi and Kurama
Umi: Come on. Jin isn't THAT bad.
Jin: Hey!
After Bake and Kuwabara's time is up they shove Kuro into the closet with Jin
In the closet
Jin: Please?
Kuro: No
Jin: Aww…..
Kuro: Don't do that
Jin: Come on
Outside the closet
Everyone is up against the door listening.
Raine: What is going on?
Kageryu: How the hell would we know?
Bake: Kuro is too damn stubborn
Bakuhatsu: Yep….hey Shas.
Shas: What's going on? Why are you all listening to the door?
Umi: We were playing seven minutes in heaven and Kuro and Jin are in the closet.
Shas: o0o0o0o0 scoot over Kurama I wanna hear what is going on.
Kageryu: It is hard to picture Kuro making out with Jin…not that I would want to.
Kurama: it is hard to picture her making out with anyone…..not that I would want to.
Inside the closet:
Kuro: runs up against the back wall from stepping back from Jin, who was moving slowly closer to her. Dude, what part of 'no' don't you get?
Jin: Please? I'll pay you back. Just one kiss?
Kuro: One kiss? Fine if you must. winks
Jin: yes, finally winks
Outside the closet:
Yusuke: HOLY SHIT!
Shas: did I just hear what I thought I heard?
Raine: Yes, Shas, I think you did.
Everybody: OO
When the seven minutes were up Kuro and Jin walked out. Everybody leaves the door and goes back to what they were doing.
Kageryu: so….?
Kuwabara: Did you actually kiss?
Hiei: Knowing her…no.
Jin: Yes we did, we actually made out.
Kuro: puts on a dreamy look It was fantastic
Bake: I never knew she could make that look……scary
Shas: Yep
Kageryu: You mean you actually had seven minutes in heaven?
Kuro: puts on a disgusted face Hell no, we could you sense you on the other side of the door.
Umi: But we heard you gave in and kissed
Jin: We're good actors aren't' we?
Everyone (except Hiei, Kuro and Jin): doggy piled on Kuro and Jin.
END