"You heard me," Inuyasha continued. "This guy tried to kiss Kagome!"
"How dare he," Koga cursed, "HOW DARE HE!" With a grunt, Koga sprung up and dove into the well again.
"What an idiot," Shippo commented as Koga wailed in pain from slamming into that tasty dirt… again.
"Inuyasha! Why would you tell Koga about Houjo?" Kagome growled.
"Well," Inuyasha replied thoughtfully, "this is about the only thing Koga and I have ever agreed on."
"Other than being in love with Kagome," Koga added.
"Yeah, other than tha… wait! What?" Inuyasha grasped his words a second too late. "No, no, I didn't mean…"
"Give it a rest, Inuyasha. Just sit down, stop talking, and don't deny it," Miroku said.
"Feh, whatever, monk. And one more thing," he smacked Miroku on the head, "don't say sit for the rest of the day!" Inuyasha stomped off.
Kagome froze in her spot as Koga gave a lecherous look. Inuyasha came rushing back.
"And I'm taking Kagome!"
Koga ran after Inuyasha, shouting various curse words about ""taking his woman."
"I'll save you Kagome!" Shippo declared, chasing the two idiots. His speed was somewhat slow… so he jumped on Kirara's back crying, "Onward! Onward!"
To make it short and simple, Sango and Miroku were alone.
"Sango…" Miroku started, taking a step closer to her.
"Don't even THINK about it, monk!" Sango said, moving away.
Miroku gave a heavy sigh and slowly paced back and forth. Sango was curious to why Miroku seemed so deep in thought.
"Sango," Miroku spoke solemnly, "we have to stop procrastinating. We must find a way to destroy Naraku as soon as possible."
Sango gazed at him in disbelief. His comment was actually serious and un-perverted. "Yes, I know. But what brought up that subject?"
"Well, I'd rather not have our children born with wind tunnels, and, considering you're falling for my charm quicker than I anticipated, you might end up bearing a child sooner than expected."
Reddening, Sango hit him with her boomerang. "I knew it was too good and moral to be true."
"Oh, Sango," Miroku took her hands in his, ignoring the pain shooting through his skull, "you can't tell me you don't want it."
Sango, growing redder, stayed speechless.
"Exactly," Miroku grinned, stroking her butt.
"Someday, but not yet, pervert!" she re-attacked his head with the boomerang.
Miroku had tears in his eyes at the sound of hearing "someday," or maybe that was just the pain that had now spread throughout his body. He fell to the ground, half-unconscious.
"Miroku?" Sango worried, thinking she may have hit him too hard. She bent down and rested his head on her lap. "Ok, so that last strike was a bit too hard, but you know you deserved it."
"Sango… Miroku whispered. "I don't think I'm going to make it… maybe you should just bear my children now before I die…"
"Nice try, but no," Sango declined, dropping his head and standing back up.
As if it were a miracle, Miroku jumped up as well. "Then one kiss!" he said, pulling her towards him once again.
Before his lips could touch hers, Sango noticed Inuyasha and the gang hiding behind a bush watching. She squeaked and pushed Miroku away. "What are you all doing?" she demanded.
"We came back realizing we had left you and Miroku were alone, then decided to watch when it got good," Inuyasha answered.
"How did you not know they were watching?" Sango glared at Miroku.
"Oh, I noticed a while ago. But I didn't think it mattered. Besides, don't you want to confess your love for me?" Miroku asked innocently.
"SIT!" The group stared at Sango. "Right… only works on Inuyasha…"
Kagome sighed. "It's ironic how nobody ever gets to follow through when they're about to be kissed…"
"So you DID want to get kissed by him!" Inuyasha and Koga said in unison. They glanced at each other, suddenly remembering to create a strategy for revenge against their new arch-nemesis, Houjo.
Kagome's anxiety swiftly increased. Only Inuyasha can get through the portal, Kagome thought worriedly. And I can control Inuyasha's behavior, right? God, I hope so…