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Milla typed the report carefully recalling every detail of the incident with starteling accuracy, as if she had been there. That was because she had. She was more or less the cause.

"On Noverember 3 of 2005, there were many damages ocurring all in the same reason. It all started with a bag of m&n's... trails off

(Flashback)

Milla walked down the hallways carrying what looked like a pillowcase full of candy. It wasn't normal for adult to go trick-or-treating, but she went anyway and dragged Morry and Sasha with her. But that was another story. She carried that bag full of chocolate all the way to Sasha's lab at headquarter's.

He was use to her dropping in and didn't look up when she came in. He only waved a hand at her and went back to his work. Noithing could stop him from working. She reached into the bluecase and pulled out a bag of m&n's. She didn't know if he really liked choclate or not, all she knew was when she ripped open that bag Sasha was at her side in a moment.She was about to put an m&n in her mouth when she happended to look over. Sasha was 4 inches from her face smiling at her. She tilted her head back and he moved closer. She moved away and he'd get closer. It was creepy. She tentively put the bag of m&n's in his hand and retrieved another bag. When she looked back over at, Sasha was gone and all that was left was an empty sixteen-ounce bag of m&n's. Damn that was a whole lot of m&n's. That's a pound of m&n's. Now how Milla got 2 one pound bags of m&n's for halloween was a good question, but not one that was going to be answered anytime soon.

John popped his head into Sasha's lab and said," Hey did you know Sasha doing cartwheels in the parking lot." Milla looked out a window, a low and behold, Sasha was doing cartwheels. She left the lab and walked down the stairs. When she walked out the door all she could hear was,

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEgasp EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

She looked over to see Sasha on top of a car. "Milla," he jumped off the car, and hugged her.Because of the height differnece she was off the ground for several seconds. When he let her go, he ran off like the energizer bunny on crack.

She raced after him and chased him into a mall. He ran up the down escalator and jumped off the side of it. He landed on a hotdog cart breaking it and catching his pantleg on fire. After ten minutes, of screaming and running around in a circle, he noticed his pantleg had gone out. Milla, getting over her second heart attack, tried to tackle him, but seeing as he is stronger than her it didn't work. He shook her off and ran to the other end of the store.

She found him in a mattress store jumping from bed to bed. She was going to have nightmares. And then he started singing something about Yon Younson. When she tried to get him down, he jumped off the bed screaming, "No!"

He ran to the make-up shop. When she arrived there, everything was in shambles. Shampoo tipped over, eyeliner on the walls. He ran passed her with what looked like lip stick on. He started singing again. Shakira. She was going to need some serious therapy after that.

He ran outside the mall and kept smashing into stuff. A person, a cart, a tree. And then he just fell over, moaning, "Sugar Crash."
She somehow managed to drag him to the car.

(End flashback)

"And that's what happened. Damages: A hotdog cart, a make up store, a tree, a person with a cart."

Sasha walked in, "Milla, I can't remember what happened yesterday.(Nov 3)."

"I don't know what happened darling."

He walked back out.

"And that is why you don't give Sasha m&n's."

"WHY AM I WEARING LIPSTICK!"