Koga strode towards the well, Inuyasha following his step. "This is stupid," Koga said. "How am I ever gonna kill this guy when I can't come in contact with him!"
Inuyasha shrugged. "Have you tried jumping through?" Inuyasha picked up Koga and threw him in, ignoring all of Koga's protests.
WHAM! Koga groaned as he climbed out of the well. "Well I guess that didn't work," Inuyasha observed out loud.
"Of course it didn't work, you idiot!" Koga screamed. "I've only swallowed dirt two times prior! Maybe you should do it again! And again and again and again!"
"Maybe I will," Inuyasha replied angrily. "Look, if we wanna get this Houjo guy we gotta work together!"
"Yeah, I guess," Koga grumbled.
"Good!" Inuyasha picked him up again and threw Koga in.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
Inuyasha shrugged. "I thought maybe it'd work this time."
"You brainless oaf! Let's just figure out what we're gonna do to this Houjo guy to keep him away from my Kagome."
"Your Kagome!" Inuyasha said, exaggerating the "your."
"Just shut up and work with me here. What should we do with him?"
"Feh, just cut him in half with my Tetsaiga…"
"That's stupid! Then what do I get to do!"
"Well,"
Inuyasha contemplated, "you should hold him down."
"What if
I get sliced, too?"
"That was kind of the point…"
Koga smacked Inuyasha on the hit. "Do you really think I'm that stupid?"
Inuyasha hit him back. "Yeah, you are!"
After several minutes of pointless insults and bopping each other on the heads, Inuyasha dodged Koga's thwack. "This is pathetic! Why don't I just go over to Kagome's time and bring HIM HERE!"
Koga beamed. "Wow, dog-breath. You actually have an idea in that brainless thing you call your head. Not bad… not bad… and when you return, well… we'll figure out what to do with him then."
Inuyasha started to leave for the future, but before he leapt in, he smacked Koga one more time. Koga began to curse, but then shrugged it off. Inuyasha couldn't even hear him anymore... or see him... or anything... Inuyasha was gone... Now Koga was in a win-win situation. Koga would be able to crush this random bastard called Houjo, and, for the time being, Kagome would be alllll to himself with no Inuyasha to hold him back…