Inuyasha grinned at his last hit on Koga. The grin soon wore off as he remembered his mission in the modern era and jumped out of the well.

"Now let's see," Inuyasha thought out loud. "If I were a pretty boy bastard where would I go…?" Inuyasha began to recall Houjo and Kagome talking about "ice cream." He smiled to himself. Sometimes I'm too smart for my own good, he thought. He ran towards the area where Houjo and Kagome had been earlier, wondering what this "ice cream" really was…

Thankfully, Inuyasha remembered to stay on top of the buildings to steer clear of any publicity. He jumped down when he reached the area where Kagome had been sitting. Now where is this "ice cream," he questioned. He strolled up to a random counter.

"Where's the ice cream around here?" Inuyasha said a bit demandingly.

"Right in front of ya, sweet heart," answered a lady with a bit too much make-up and a ton of perfume.

Inuyasha's sensitive nose twitched at the scent. "Well gimme one."

"Which flavor, darling?"

"The strongest you've got," Inuyasha sneered, thinking of great weapon usage.

"Chocolate mocha coffee deluxe it is," she sighed. "Cone or a cup and what size?"

"The largest cone you've got," he replied, wondering what a "cone" was what good it would do if he got a stupid cup.

"That'll be $4.95, love," she responded, handing him the cone and holding her hand out for money.

"Erm… thank you," Inuyasha bowed, hurrying off. Before the woman could realize he wasn't going to pay, he was back on top of the buildings. Inuyasha paused for a moment and stared at the frozen dessert in his hand. It felt very, very cold… Inuyasha took a lick. "Coffee… chocolate…" In one bite he ate the whole cone, then agonizingly screamed. Let's just say it's was Inuyasha's first ever brain freeze…

Two minutes later, Inuyasha was back to normal… sort of. At the moment he was a bit, well, hyper. "Ice cream!" he rejoiced. "What am I doing again? Right… Houjo…" Inuyasha sniffed the air, his eyes widening as he caught Houjo's scent. "Here comes Inuyasha…"

Houjo was once again stopping by to see if Kagome had returned. He sadly turned as Kagome's grandfather told him she was not back. A guy with a red outfit, a giant sword, and dog ears appeared out of nowhere.

"HAHA! Hello, Houuuuuuuuujo! I just HAPPENED to be in the area and HAPPENED to run into you and now," Inuyasha growled, "you're going to pay…"

Houjo gaped at the idiot standing in front of him. "Alcohol does very funny things to people…" he murmured.

"ARGG!" Inuyasha lunged at Houjo with the Tetsaiga. The shine of the blade caught Houjo's interest.

"Holy shitake mushrooms!" he cried. "That thing's real!" Houjo flinched and waited for the impact…