Inuyasha was the one to awaken first. After that, everybody began to awaken… except one…

"Kagome! Wake up, Kagome!" Shippo cried.

"What'd I do… what'd I do…" Inuyasha kept mumbling.

Miroku and Sango went off to find Kaede, hoping she might be able to help. Koga held Kagome in his arms, which immediately set off Inuyasha.

"Get your grimy hands off her!" Inuyasha barked.

"Better me to hold her than you, stink worm!"

"I told you, it wasn't my fault! It's that goddamn chocolate!"

"Yeah, sure, just keep you and your smelly ass away from my Kagome!"

"Number one, she's not YOURS! And number two," Inuyasha turned away, his nose in the air, "Sango and Miroku told me something very interesting…"

Koga grimaced. "No! I didn't mean it that way! Yeah, you're butt is muscular and all, but…"

"What!" Inuyasha backed up far away from Koga. "They said Kagome obviously liked me more! What the hell are you talking about! Holy shit… are you… gay?"

"AH! NO!" Koga screamed. Kaede entered in with Miroku and Sango, staring at Koga with odd looks.

"Is everything ok over here?" Miroku asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Yes!" "No!" Koga said bobbing his head up and down while Inuyasha was doing the opposite.

"Guys, stop it! We have to make Kagome better," Sango reasoned.

All the while, Kaede was looking over Kagome. "It's concluded," Kaede started. "All she needs is true love's first kiss." Everyone gawked at Kaede with blank expressions.

"Ok!" Koga said, stepping forward.

"What? No way am I letting that wolf put his filthy lips on Kagome!" Inuyasha snapped.

"Would you rather take his place?" Kaede inquired.

Inuyasha stuttered, unable to respond. He blushed. "Better me than him," Inuyasha retorted. "After all, Koga IS gay."

"What!" everyone shouted, turning to Koga.

"It's not true! I'll prove it!" Koga said, grabbing Kagome.

Inuyasha stood gaping at the nightmare before him. Koga passionately kissed Kagome's unconscious figure. His hands held her gently, but started to wander when…

"DON'T TOUCH HER! EVER!" Inuyasha roared, pulling Kagome from Koga's grasp. Kagome murmured.

"Hah! I am her true love!" Koga exclaimed in triumph.

Inuyasha looked at Kagome with hurt in his eyes. "Please don't wake up, Kagome… that was supposed to be me, not him. Please don't tell me Koga's your true love…" Inuyasha whispered.

Kagome quieted down and remained in her unconscious position. Koga's triumph fell.

"It's up to you, Inuyasha," Kaede said austerely.

Inuyasha took a deep breath and began to lean down to kiss her. The gang leaned forward in anticipation, Koga with his fingers crossed and praying she'd not wake up. Inuyasha spun around. "Will you all turn around or something? You're breathing down my neck!" This was as true as ever; Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Koga, even Kaede with standing right at the back of Inuyasha. A big moan of protest came in response, but they obeyed and turned around. Inuyasha leaned in and kissed Kagome, innocently yet with more passion than Koga had. He held her close, and Kagome's eyes fluttered open. She kissed him in return, wrapping her arms around his neck.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Koga bawled, falling to his knees with his hands to the sky. "This is not over, Inuyasha!" And with that, he ran away.

"Ew… ew… ew…" Shippo said blankly.

"Y… you watched?" Inuyasha stammered.

"Yeah, Inuyasha," Miroku winked, nudging Inuyasha. "You're such a beast."

Sango held Shippo in her arms. "I told you not to look, sweetie," she said calmly, patting his back.

"Well my job here is done," Kaede smiled. "Good day to you all." And so, Kaede left.

Kagome, although crimson red, was beaming. "Wow, I didn't think he'd do it, but he did!" she grinned.

"W… what? I'm confused!" Inuyasha cried.

"Well, after Koga kissed me, I was unsure if you'd kiss me, too."

"WHAT? YOU PLANNED THIS?"

"Oh, Inuyasha," Kagome smiled, "I don't think plan is the right word. I could've woken up at any given moment, but when Kaede when checking me over and you and Koga were fighting, we came up with this little… idea… and it worked!"

"Idea! Plan! It's the same thing! You didn't have to kiss that mangy wolf!"

"I didn't expect that… but after you told me that YOU should've been my true love…"

"When did you say that?" Miroku asked.

"I… erm…" Inuyasha was speechless.

"Anyways," Kagome hugged Inuyasha's arm, "it doesn't matter. You're a better kisser."

Inuyasha was beet red. Shippo gagged while Miroku continued to nudge Inuyasha, winking and complimenting his "skill."

"Pretty ingenious, Kagome," Sango praised.

"Yeah, Sango," Miroku added in. "Maybe you should try it sometime on me."

"Pervert," Sango muttered, but gazed off considering the idea.

"Ready to go, everybody?" Kagome giggled, still giddy over Inuyasha.

"Where are we going?" Sango asked, snapping out of her daze.

"Continuing the jewel shard search, silly!" Kagome laughed.

And so, the gang resumed their jewel shard hunting. Kagome stood close to Inuyasha, who, by the way, was still blushing. Nevertheless, he gave Kagome a handsome smirk, causing her to redden and giggle. To conclude this rather long story, the happy group walked off into the sunset, knowing they could handle any sit…

"Ow! What was that for Kagome?"

"What'd I do?"

"You said sit!"

"I swear I didn't!"

Eh-hem… Knowing they could handle any sit…

"Ow! Dammit! Who said that?"

OK! KNOWING THEY COULD HANDLE ANY SITUATION THAT CAME THEIR WAY!

"OW!"

The End.

Thank you for all that has read and enjoyed my lovely comedy. I hope you got in some good laughs, because I'm adding a second comedy! Haha! Have a nice day, night… I don't know what time zone you're in right now, but have a great weekend… or week!

Kairenia