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You dudes rock...man this sucks...I gots a stomach virus. Gross I know...I have to drink water all day...no milk...I love milk...I asked my mom if I could have some pocky, and she was like, "What the fucks pocky?"
20 minutes later...
Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi stood next to three stumps. Naruto would be tied up, but that would be unfair since he is knocked out. Instead, he had his head rested on Sakura's lap with her sweatshirt covering him.
"Alright...one, you guys didn't catch or even touch one bell (Sasuke grunted), two, Sakura didn't even bother to fight me...(Upon hearing this, Sakura lowered her head silently) and three, Naruto fainted for some odd reason..." Kakashi said as he looked at his three students with his visible eye.
"S-so...we're not going to pass are we?" Sakura said, looking up at Kakashi with saddened eyes.
Sasuke flinched when he thought of himself not getting his revenge.
Sakura and Sasuke looked at their sensei for his answer.
"Team 7, as of today, all three of you, including sleeping beauty over there..."
Sakura felt a small drop of cold sweat drop down the side of her face and she noticed Sasuke getting annoyed by the anticipation.
"Pass." Kakashi finished as he looked at his three pupils. Sakura's eyes widened while Sasuke just gave a humph and looked away, no longer interested. Naruto flinched, and Sakura thought he probably heard it in his sleep.
"Pass? Why...I mean...that's good and all...but...we didn't even get a bell..." Sakura said as she rested her left arm on Naruto's chest.
"You pass because, Naruto helped you and you helped him in return. And...you even tried to save me after Naruto threw me down. You also helped Sasuke, even if he didn't want your help...you gave your complete attention to everyone...which is a good thing." Kakashi said as he straightened himself.
"S-so the lesson of that training was...teamwork?" Sakura said as she put her eyebrows together in frustration.
"Correct. Team 7, as of tomorrow, your first real mission begins!" Sakura grinned when Kakashi said that.
"Sakura, it looks like Naruto isn't going to wake up in a while, so can you bring him to his house? It's just down that road to the left, near the cherry blossom trees and berry bushes...its number 6. It's a small apartment." Kakashi said as he pulled out Itcha Itcha Paradise Volume 2 and disappeared with a poof.
Sakura turned around and saw Sasuke walk away and into the woods.
"Wow...jerk..." Sakura said as she got up and put Naruto on her back using her chakra.
He was god damn heavy for a 12 year old...
5 long struggling minutes later...
Sakura used a shuriken and picked the lock of Naruto's apartment and congratulated herself as the door opened.
She stepped in side and heard Naruto groan a little bit.
Sakura looked around and saw a den to her right, with a black leather couch that could seat five people, complete with four red fluffy pillows stuffed with cotton balls and a three-foot wide three-foot long foot rest. A big flat screen and a PS2 with a VCR and a TiVo, and another black leather couch that seated three people facing the door.
'Who thought a punk like him had essential needs...' She thought as she turned to the left and saw his kitchen. It had a refrigerator facing the door and guess what color it was? Black, of course...
A black stove with a microwave on top faced the T.V and Sakura noticed the stove was electric. Meaning it had no flames. Which means his oil bill must be pretty damn low.
There were cupboards on the walls and countertops that lined the walls with cupboards underneath them. In the middle of all of this was a black marble island that matched the countertops.
It was a big fucking kitchen...
'Who knew a asshole like him had a sense of style...'
Sakura thought as she turned back to the T.V and noticed a red oak coffee table with cup coaster that had a skateboard company logo on it in front of his five people black leather couch.
Sakura turned to the left a little bit and noticed a white wall way. She went down it and turned to the left.
She opened a door that had four knife scratches, assuming its Naruto's room, she opened the room and gasped.
The walls were covered in scratch marks and posters of heavy metal bands like Slipknot, Korn, Three days grace and some Linkin Park. She noticed they were pinned to the wall by shuriken or kunai.
His walls were pitch black with words and paragraphs carved into the walls. They were basically lyrics from his favorite songs, like Breaking the Habit from Linkin Park, or Duality from Slipknot.
He had a box spring and a mattress on top of it with a black cover and a black comforter.
She noticed a broken black desk in the corner along with a 10-foot high mirror on the wall.
His floor was red hardwood with no carpet whatsoever. He had a small black steel desk with what looked like a broken computer with a see thru monitor and mouse and a black keyboard with red buttons.
Sakura saw a closet and put Naruto down on his full sized bed before walking over to it. She opened it and was greeted by all of these black clothes.
Weird.
She heard a squeak and what sounded like a parakeet choking. She turned her attention to a black sheet covered cage on the floor. She walked over to it, lifted the light sheet, and gasped.
Inside the cage was a black fox with white tipped ears and yellow eyes. It growled and nipped at Sakura, hoping to get thru the barrier that separated them. It had a red collar on with black spikes.
She noticed a silver plate on the collar on kneeled down to look at it. On the plate was the name 'Gardrail' carved in chicken scribble. Naruto probably carved it in.
'That's a great name for a illegal animal...' Sakura thought as she recovered the cage and walked over to Naruto, who was still lying on the bed. She took off his hitai-ate and took off his shoes and shuriken holster.
She wondered if she should take off his tank top...and a voice in her head said yes. She slid off his winter camo arm cuffs and grabbed the riff of his shirt. Should she take it off? I mean...is he really twelve years old? He looks 15...maybe he is 15...then that means she should not do it.
She spotted a magazine like book under his mattress and pulled it out. It was probably playboy or something...
She flipped through the pages and noticed it was not porno at all, but the ninja yearbook.
'Great, now I can see how old he is...and I can find out what he likes...'
Sakura thought as she continued to flip thru it.
She found his name and looked at the picture. He was standing there wearing a black short-sleeved opened zip up hoodie with the sleeves of a black t-shirt sticking out of the sleeves of the hoodie. The shirt had linkin park's logo on it. He had his winter camo arm cuffs on under the black t-shirts sleeves, and spiky wrist cuffs. She saw part of his pants, but noticed they too, were black.
She saw a silver necklace on around his neck. She looked up from the book and noticed he was still wearing it. She looked back down at the book and looked at his info. It said:
Profile: Uzumaki, Naruto
Likes: Justice, playing pranks, Heavy metal bands, rock bands, sharp objects, the internet, fan fiction, anime, manga and playing guitar.
Hobbies: Drawing, writing fan fiction, reading and fighting.
Dislikes: Preps, geeks, people who bitch at me and waiting for my computer to load.
Favorite quote: Go away
Age: 12
Birthday: October 10
Sakura read it again, and again. It did not make any real sense...oh well.
She stuffed the book back under the mattress and looked up at Naruto, his birthday is in 23 days, and maybe that's why he looks older than he should be.
He's turning 13, and she's 13, her birthday was in March. That made her feel like a little kid with the way he looked. Sakura felt the bed move a little (She's sitting on the corner of his bed.). She looked up and saw Naruto lift up his hand and put it on his forehead, like he got a headache or something. He shot up from his spot and looked at Sakura as if she sprouted five heads or something.
Naruto stood up and looked down at Sakura. Sakura backed up a little bit and fell on the ground. His look was scary...it was not normal.
"What are you doing in my house?" Naruto said as he looked at her.
'She looks so scared...I don't know how to handle this kind of situation. I cant let this go any further... her innocence is at stake...' Naruto thought to himself as he knelt down to be eye level with her, balancing his body on the balls of his toes and his knuckles.
"Tell me...why are you in my shit hole?" Naruto said firmly as he studied her.
'Naruto looks scary when he's mad. Did he just call his house a shit hole? It's pretty damn clean to be considered a shit hole...' Sakura thought as she blinked a few times and giggled slightly.
'Hey...she's pretty cute...WTF? I cannot think like that! I cant let this situation go any further damnit!' Naruto thought as he grew a slight red.
"What's so funny?" Naruto said as he studied her further to see her reaction.
"Why would you say this is a shit hole? It's pretty clean to be one." Sakura thought as she giggled a little bit more.
"Whatever... I would like you to get out of my house. I'm going to sleep."
Naruto said as he got up, lifted the cover of Gardrail's cage and opened it. The fox kit ran out and ran in circles around Naruto until it got tired and ran towards Sakura.
Sakura flinched and backed up against Naruto's wall and covered the lyrics of Korn's song 'word up'. She covered her face with her hands and whimpered slightly as she felt the little puppy bounce on her lap and cringed when she felt a warm liquid-like soft substance trying to break through her hand and get to her face.
But it was then Sakura noticed it didn't hurt. It rather...tickled.
She put down her hands and saw a black puff or something similar to it jump up and smother her face in a soft cold black tongue.
"Gardrail, stop trying to eat Sakura. She's not a toy." Naruto said as he took off his tank top in order to go to sleep, unaware that that is what girls like.
Sakura looked up when she 'tamed' Gardrail and started petting him and saw Naruto standing there in the middle of the room, with no shirt on.
Sakura felt her face grow red and felt a blush coming on to her cheeks. For a 12 going on 13, he was hot. He had a six pack and Sakura noticed that the arm cuffs covered most of his arm muscle. And the silver necklace made a nice touch.
"Naruto...uh...why...uh...why is your tank top off?" Sakura said as she glued her eyes onto his body. He WAS hot...she couldn't wait until she told Ino.
"Well...I always sleep without my shirt. And just because you're here doesn't mean anything." Naruto said as he walked over to his bed and laid down on it.
"You sleep with your jeans on?" Sakura said as she watched Naruto. Gardrail walked over to Naruto and laid down in the corner of his bed.
"Yeah....why? Is that a bad thing?" Naruto said as he looked at Sakura.
"No...its just that its kind of... uncomfortable..." Sakura said as she got up and went to his closet to find a pair of pants. She found a lond pair of pants with one cut that was stichted back up in a weird looking fashion.
She threw the pants at Naruto and he caught them in a flash.
'Whoa...I didnt even see him move...' Sakura thought as she sat back down. Naruto got up and took his jeans off, revieling his red boxers. Sakura blushed.
Naruto stuffed the pants on, and Sakura noticed the bulge in his pants growing again. He lloked at her and walked across the room to a door. Sakura thought that was a walk in closet or something. Guess she was wrong...
He grabbed the door handle and opened it, revieling a bathroom with red sponged walls, complete with a sink, a tolitte and a shower. He (Naruto) said something about going to the bathroom before closing the door ajar. Sakura sighed and laid down on his bed. She could see Naruto standing in front of the toilet thru the 1 foot space. Naruto moved a little bit then pulled his pants up then flushed the toilet and walked out.
He sat on his bed and looked at Sakura.
"So...why are you....in my house?" Naruto said as he cuffed his hands together.
"Kakashi sensei told me to bring you home..." Sakura said as she sat up.
"Oh...so it was Kakashit...remind me to kill him later..." Naruto said as he gave her a weak smile.
Sakura noticed his eyes softened a little and smiled back.
"Sakura? Where are your parents?" Naruto asked as he leaned forward a little bit.
Sakura blinked a little bit. Then finally answered.
"I dont have parents..."
TBC
Review Responses:
Bob-kun, Naruto-sama-kun and Ninja chic: All three of you asked the same question: IS Naruto fused with Kyubi? The answer is...no. His eyes turn red when he slightly loses control of himself and Kyubi gets rounded up. Oh and...Bob-kun...Naruto isnt spacing out or anything...he's just about to have a vision or something...cuz he can see the future and shiz...and NAruto is evil when he wants to be...I am too...so I shouldn't be talking...heheheh...
DEATHishers: Now THATS the kind of review I want to hear! Thanks!
Animelvr4evr: I couldnt believe that either...who to thunk it? Cherry blossoms are blood...yeah...gross...but COOL!
All right! 4th chapter DONE! oh yeah...i rock...yeah....okay, see you dudes next chapter! Thanks for the reviews!!
