Disclaimer: I don't own any of Naoko Takeuchi's work but I devised some of the characters and the story line is my own (so pls don sue me!)

Ultimate Embarrassment

'Oh hi Mrs. PMS……oh shit…….I mean oh god sorry! Mrs P!

''Serena! To my office NOW!' screeched Mrs P.

As Serena dragged herself towards Mrs P's office she saw the one, the only, yes it was Darien, the number one jerk at her school! 'So it WAS him who called out to me!' she thought to herself. 'What a jerk! Oh, god only knows what I'll do to him next time I see him!' she muttered under her breath.

'SERENA! In….NOW!' Mrs P was losing her patience very quickly. 'What was that big episode about now?'

'Uh…..well…..Mrs P-'

'Oh yes about that…..Mrs PMS I believe you called me?'

'Uh…..no….that was by acide-'

'Don't you dare start that on me……detention for the next 2 weeks and within that time you can help me with some marking and accounts, oh how lovely, I get a companion for once!'

'Uh yeah, I look forward to it Mrs P' said Serena, trying her best to sound enthusiastic without being sarcastic. Just as she was making her way out of the office, Mrs P suddenly called after her.

'Yes Mrs P?'

'By the way, I'm in menopause; no need to call me Mrs PMS….whatever comes after that ok?'

'Y….ye…..yes Mrs P' stuttered Serena trying to hide her giggles.

'Seeya' she said and ran out of the office into the corridor. As she made her way towards math class, the bell rang for recess. 'Well that's good no math for me!' she thought. The class came running out as normal but something wasn't right…

'DARIEN! what are you doing in my class?'

'Hey Meatball Head! What, is it illegal to be in your class?'

'No, it's just-hey! Don't call me Meatball Head!'

'I got moved up ok, lucky me!'

'Yeah lucky, bye'

'Gee you're such a conversationalist Meatball Head!'

But Serena wasn't listening. As she started walking away Darien suddenly ran after her yelling.

'Wait!' he yelled, but his coordination was not good and he rammed into her knocking both of them to the floor. After getting over the pain of the fall, Serena suddenly realised what having a guy on top of her in the hallway would look like to anyone who passed.

'GEEOFF MMMMIIIIIII' she said as well as she could with a body on her head.

'Sorry what did you sa-'

'Darien, Serena…..what the hell are you doing on the floor?'

'Oh crap' Serena thought, 'I know that voice' As quick as lightening, Darien was up and standing leaving Serena alone on the floor. It was Mrs P. Of all teachers, out of like 100 teachers, it had to be her on duty.

'I can't believe my luck today' she thought.

'You two can get all lovey dovey elsewhere but not on the corridor floor!'

It was then that she realised that everyone who had had classes nearby had stopped to watch the scene but there was something odd about the crowd. Something looked out of place… Suddenly, she felt her cheeks getting hot and as she looked up at Darien she could see that he was also blushing.

'Both of you to my office NOW!' she screamed angrily.

Serena knew she was in for it then, badly and by now she was blushing furiously. She walked quickly towards her office. She really wanted to get there, thinking that anywhere was better than being in the situation on the floor. But, as usual, she was wrong. Once we had both taken a seat in front of Mrs P's desk, she began her long lecture.

'Why were you two on the floor? I mean really, you are supposed to set an example for the younger kids, and Miss Serena, I am most surprised to see you here again'

'Again?' Darien repeated with confusion.

'Yes again, Serena was in here this morning about another incident with me' replied Mrs P.

'So, what were you doing on the floor?'

'Nothing' we both replied in unison

'I….I mean I was in a hurry to get to class and I was running and I slipped and rammed into her-'

'HER….Darien, SERENA has a name!'

'Sorry Mrs P, I rammed into Serena and knocked her onto the ground, it was an accident'

'And how exactly did you get on top of her Darien, that could not of been an accident' at this point you could tell Mrs P was enjoying this.

'I fell with her' he explained 'I was running pretty fast'

'Mmmmmmhhhhhhhhh, yes yes I'm sure, but it was still inappropriate behaviour all the same and you put shame and embarrassment on our school name in front of an orientation with parents and new students!'

So that was what I saw that looked different in the crowd! OMG how embarrassing! This was great, just great. I had publicly humiliated myself not only in front a significant part of the school, but in front of future possible friends! Oh this day would have to be one of the worst in my life.