Disclaimer:I don't own Psychonauts.
It was two weeks before Halloween and they were trying on costums. They being Raz, Lili, Milla, Sasha, and Oleander. Raz and Lili were the proper age to go trick-or-treating. Milla went because it was fun. Morry went along for the ride, because he had nothing better to do. Sasha, well, Sasha had a different reason.
Milla walked down the hallway, and into Sasha's lab.
"Darling, come trick or treating with us."
'No."
"Oh, come o-"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Hoards of screaming, hyped-up children and doing door to door for candy is not exactly my idea of fun."
"Sasha, you're going."
"No, I'm not."
"Yes, you are." She pulled out some duck tape.
Sasha, remembering the last time duck tape got involved, settled for saying this.
"Maybe." I'm not really going, he thought.
Two days later, he was piled into Milla's car with two kids and Morry, and drove off to the mall.
"Why am I here?" Sasha said to himself.
"Because if you don't, I'll show everyone the pictures of you at the Christmas party," Milla siad.
"You're the one who got drunk," He replied.
"Number one, it doesn't matter. I'll still post them. Number two, the other Christmas Party the one with the piñata remember."
His eye twitched beneath his glasses, but he quieted down.
Milla stopped the car at the mall. Everyone got out of the car and walked into the store. They went up the escalator and to a costume shop.
"Cool," Raz said admiring his karate uniform ten minutes later. Lili was still looking for her costume. Milla was going to be the tooth fairy, and the other two wouldn't come out of the changing room.
"Don't be so uptight; you look nice," Milla said.
"I look ridiculous," Sasha said as he stepped out. He was an air conditioner.
Milla said, "You look… nice, darling" trying to burst out laughing.
Sasha glared and walked back into the changing room as Morry stomped out as the Easter Bunny.
"Show you weakness to ONE foe and…" he grumbled.
"Awww, you look so cute," Milla said. Morry walked back into the changing room as well.
Lili walked up. "How do I look?" She was dressed as a bounty hunter with a tan trench coat.
"Very nice, darling," she said smiling.
They purchased the costumes and went home.
