Disclaimer: I do not own the X-Men or the other cast of X-Men Evolution. I do not own Snow White either. I've heard rumors about Marvel and Disney. . . I do own Raven and Lightning.

Reviews: (Aah! Seven reviews on the first chapter! Aah!)

To Rogueyroo: Thank you very much.

To Heartsyhawk: lol. I don't like it either, but there is this one joke, that couldn't be denied. . . So here it is. Snow White's voice could make someone jump off a bridge. Ah, what Lightning calls Gambit. . . hee hee part of the whole fiancée thing, usually he just calls him Mr. L, though. I think Gambit missed it. Thank you.

To Kyo-Kitty: My inspiration for this fic. Thank you so very much.

To Crash Slayer: Thank you very much. Glad you are feeling better. I have trouble sleeping a lot too, especially when crazy plot fairies are driving me nuts. . .

To sheisbeautiful-sheisnotme: Thank you very much

To Cat2Fat900: Yea! You aren't leaving till the 14th. :) Our MEV has returned btw. Vacations. . . I absolutely hate this movie. But this fic will not let me rest. . . It says "write the cyclops joke, write the cyclops joke. . ." lol. Yeah, right, you pity Rogue? For wearing a dress. . . uh huh. . . Synchronized sentences are so much fun. Yes, they were alone at the beginning of the last chapter, he called her chere, she said nothing. . . (not to mention the coach in Remy Hood). I liked Mr. Rogers when I was a kid, and when he died I was so sad. I mean, he's better than say, Barney. . . I was watching Snow White to get the list of characters and the notes for the first scene when I realized something. Dopey gets beat up a lot. I remember saying Porcupine, but I didn't save the e-mail. Lol. Yes I know they are zombie chickens, but zombies are dead after all. :) See ya later at SFWD and other meetings. Boy, we have a lot of meetings.

To Anime-needy: The Little Mermaid has already been done (as a Jott) yes we can all throw up now. Seriously, I just got so sick at the thought. It would be a funny Romy though. . . Thanks for the review. :)

A/N: Here begins the most beloved. . . yeah right, I can't even finish writing that line. Here's probably the most HATED Disney movie ever: evotized. . .

This story is dedicated to Kyo-Kitty, for inspiring it. Thank you. . .

And now, Raven and Lightning present . . .

Rogue White and the Seven Mutants.

Scene 1: Magic Cyclops

Raven and Lightning are whispering over their director's chairs as Rogue comes out in her first costume. He glares at the ragged dress coldly and walks up to them. "Do all y'all realize this is the best looking dress Ah've worn in these plays yet?"

Raven grins. "It can't be that bad."

"Yeah, at least there's no pink in this one," Lightning says.

Rogue groans.

"I personally can't wear pink," Raven says lightly. "Naturally red haired people never can."

"I happen to like you in pink," Lightning says, "or yellow, or blue, or anything besides black."

"Oh, so now you don't like me in black?" says Raven who is wear a black halter top and black jeans.

"I didn't say that."

"You said that very thing!" Raven growls.

"Can we get back ta my problem!" Rogue shouts.

"Ha, we'dbehereallday!" Pietro says, speeding by.

"Don't talk about ma chere like t'at!" Remy says, attempting to punch him, but missing the speed demon completely.

"Ah'm not your anything, Remy LeBeau!" Rogue screams back.

"Maybe not in this dimension. . ." Lightning mutters.

"Well, in case ya haven't noticed, ya annoying little bug," Rogue growls, "Ah ain't from your dimension!"

"Are you going to let her talk to me that way?" Lightning asks Raven.

Raven looks as if she's in deep thought. "Hmm, Lightning or Rogue. Fiancée or Mother. Boyfriend I'm angry with, or Mother who I'm not angry with. . . Boyfriend who nothing can happen if he gets upset with me, or Mother who will ground me and perhaps beat me to a pulp if she ever finds out I helped you and not her back home. . . This is really not looking good for you right now, Lawr."

"Can't we just get started then?" he sighs helplessly.

"As soon as someone gets the book," his girlfriend replies.

"Right on it." In a flash, he's back with the book and places it on the maroon cloth-covered pedestal.

"Lights!" Raven calls and the lights come on as if by magic. "Camera!" and the camera comes on as if by magic! "Action!"

The camera focuses on a rather ornate looking book with the words "X-Men Evolution Presents: Rogue White and The Seven Mutants," printed on it. The book opens by way of Raven's telepathy. Inside are printed these words, "Once upon a time there lived a lovely little Princess named Rogue White. Her vain and wicked stepmother, the Queen, feared that someday Rogue White's beauty would surpass her own. So, she dressed the little Princess in rags and forced her to work as a scullery maid. Each day, the vain Queen consulted her Magic Cyclops. 'Cyclops, Cyclops, on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?' and as long as the Cyclops answered, 'You are the fairest one of all,' Rogue White was safe from the Queen's cruel jealousy."

The camera focuses on a castle set on a distant hill. Then it zooms in closer until it focuses on a window. Then on an empty room.

"Scott! Where are you?" Raven shouts angrily.

"I'm not going to get on that hook!" he shouts.

"Fine. Sabretooth!"

Sabretooth smiles evilly and grabs Scott and hangs him on the hook by his collar. Scott gasps. "No, no, no." Lightning says, shaking his head. "Use the belt. We need him to be able to speak." Sabretooth repositions him.

"Thank. . . you. . ." gasps Scott. Sabretooth throws a blanket over him. The blanket has an embroidered mirror on it.

"Much better." Raven says.

The camera focuses on the now-not-so-empty room. Mystique comes in. She is wearing her white dress with the skull belt and a black, flowing cloak with a crown on her head. She looks as regal as a blue assassin can. She walks to the blanket-covered Scott. "Slave of the Magic Cyclops, come from the farthest space, through wind, I summon thee. Speak, let me see thy face!"

Scott pulls the blanket off ans a burst of flame consumes it, thanks to Pyro. Bobby puts the fire out before it gets out of hand. "What wouldst though know, O Queen." Scott says, deciding not to comment on the ridiculous nature of the speech.

"Cyclops, Cyclops, on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?" she says.

"Jean." he replies, making Jean blush fiercely.

"You are supposed to say me!" Mystique growls, placing her hands on her hips.

"Actually, he's supposed to say Rogue!" (1)Raven growls, just as fiercely, with her hands on her hips as well. They are quite the fearsome sight, both blue shapeshifters with glowing yellow eyes, well Raven's were glowing. . . and red hair, Raven's in curls. "Now, Scott, I was already in a bad mood, thanks to somebody," she glares at lightning. "And your attitude this scene is not helping! Say the lines like they read in the script before I make you!"

"Okay," Scott gulps. "Um, yeah, Famed is thy beauty, Majesty, but hold! A lovely maid I see. Rags cannot hid her gentle grace. Alas, she is more fair than thee."

"Alas for her!" Mystique says angrily, crossing her arms. "Reveal her name!"

"Lips red as the rose, hair with streaks as white as snow."

"Rogue White!" she says offended. The camera fades out to black.

It fades in to Rogue in her rags and a red bow tied around her head, separating her white streaks from the rest of her hair. She is scrubbing the steps and humming a love song while she dreams of Remy in his swim suit. She doesn't think anyone knows what she's thinking, but at least three telepaths in the room snicker. She is surrounded by IAR doves. She sighs at the water and stands up. She empties her bucket of water on the steps and walks to an old well, overgrown with pink flowers. The IAR doves follow her and land on the well. She starts to pull the bucket up. The pulley squeaks. "Wanna know a secret?" Rogue asks the IAR doves. They nod and coo. "Promise not ta tell?" The IAR doves nod again. "We are standing by a wishing well." She starts to sing, "Make a wish into the well. . ." The birds look down into the well at Rogue's reflection. The well echoes her song as she wishes for the one she loves to find her today. Next she hopes and dreams of all the nice things he'll say. The well echoes that wish too.

Meanwhile, Remy is riding the Ray and Bobby horse outside the wall. The front end of the costume jumps up as Bobby decides to cool it down. Remy gets off the horse just before Ray retaliates by electrocuting Bobby.

Rogue is still singing into the well, staring down into her reflection. Remy, dressed dreamily like a prince, walks up next to her and joins her in singing the last word, "Today!"

This takes Rogue by such surprise that a startled, "Oh!" escapes her lips.

"Hello, chere." Remy says. "Did Remy frighten you?"

Rogue doesn't answer him. She just turns and runs into the castle very primly.

"Oh, that was, like, really good Rogue! How did you ever run like that?" Kitty asks off stage.

"Simple, Ah pretended Ah was Jean."

"Back to the play, people!" Raven calls.

Gambit yells, Wait! Wait, please!"

Rogue shuts the door with a slam.

So, Gambit does what every young lover does when he is shut off from the girl of his dreams. He starts to sing, "Now, t'at Remy's found you hear what he has to say. . ." And his song continues with telling her that he has one song only for her.

She peeks out of a balcony window and starts to take the song to heart. Rogue is secretly thrilled at the sound of him serenading her. She hugs herself happily and then looks at her rags. She smooths them out and her hair as well before walking out onto the balcony and staring dreamily at him, which almost makes him forget his lines.

He is now singing of one love that has possessed him and he truly means it, for little crosses Remy's mind lately other then the lovely goth. She smiles down at him shyly.

From another window, darkness threatens to separate the two young lovebirds as Mystique watches them angrily. She shuts the curtains and walks away.

Gambit continues to sing and as the song comes to an end one of the IAR doves lands on Rogue's finger. She smiles at it and sends it flying to Gambit's finger. The IAR dove blushes and then pecks Gambit softly on the lips before flying away. He watches the bird in wonder and then looks up to the balcony.

Rogue smiles and blushes as she shuts the curtains.

"And cut!" Raven calls. "You people will be the death of me!"

"Oh come on, it wasn't that bad," Lightning says.

"That's just because they're so much in love they don't have to act!" she shouts.

Remy smirks. "Remy'd try to deny it, but he can't."

"Well, Ah can!" Rogue growls. "You take that back, Raven, right now!"

"Okay, now she's starting to sound like you mother," Lightning says walking slowly backwards. Raven right beside him.

Pietro laughs from the sidelines and Rogue turns to face him in anger.

When suddenly, Forge runs up, "Uh, guys? I think there might be a few quirks in the IAR's."

"Like vhat?" Piotr asks, with his arms around Kitty.

BOOM! The IAR doves all explode.

"Like that?" Forge says in a small voice.

"Forge!" everyone yells and starts chasing him around. And I find this a good place to leave. . .

A/N: (1) And there it is. . . The joke that started this entire fanfic! Lol.

I hope you enjoyed this first scene and the Romy bits. Next up. . . Logan's big and only scene. . .