A few ways to irritate Lord Voldemolt
a.n.: again with the randomness... just read this or else... oops leme rephrase, read this and REVIEW it... yeah... gotta run late for my psychologist appointment. ciao darlings...
disclaimer: i own the harry potter cast, in my dreams... grabs fred and george in harry's second year you can have the rest!
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1. Call him Voldy Moldy everytime you speak to him.
2. Shout "Harry shall live!" everytime he is in the middle of plotting a plan to get rid of Harry.
3. Sing 'Weasley is Our King!' (the nice Gryffindor version) at very random times.
4. Suggest he go see a psychologist for an Anger Management Programme.
5. When he's sleeping paint in red, 'Enemies of the Hair beware.'
6. When he asks who did it, point at the paintbrush.
7. Then say that he doesn't even have hair.
8. Tell him that his real name is so much nicer than Voldemolt.
9. And insist that all the Death Eaters call him his real name too.
10. Make a snake skin bag out of Nagini and give it to him for Christmas.
11. Buy him a Blankie and tell him that it's a magical blankie that can grant your wish.
12. Sing him a bed time song in a loud screechy opra style voice.
13. Arrange a tea party for him with several Death Eaters.
14. Say it's for his social skills.
15. Arrange a press conference for him, and invite the Daily Prophet.
16. Blame it on your lack of common sense.
17. Sneak up on him when he is plotting and whisper in his ear,"The Dark Lord has risen..."
18. Sing him the Barney song, "I Love you, you Love me..." Really loudly.
19. During Death Eater meetings.
20. Then run.
21. Fast...
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I admit it I ran out of ideas...
Blackie Frogz