Disclaimer: I do not own the X-Men or the other cast of X-Men Evolution. I do not own Snow White either. I've heard rumors about Marvel and Disney. . . I do own Raven and Lightning.
Reviews:
To Heartsyhawk: Lol. Glad you like this so far. Lol. Can ya just see Scott hanging from a hook with a blanket thrown over him? Thanks so much. :) Yeah, perhaps, but I have a few other stories itching to be written first. . .
To Kyo-Kitty: Thank you so very much. I'm not doing a Disney movie next. I'm doing Thumbelina, it's going to be so much fun. So many guys, vying for Rogue's attention. Toad, I think will play the Toad. . . lol, no costume. And Pietro will be the beetle. And Scott can be the mole, maybe. I'm not sure if he's worthy enough. Rahne can be the dog.
To Crash Slayer: Thank you very much. I have quite a few on Story Alert as well, lol. Well, as you said, Scott is stupid. . . and if you were dating Jean Grey would you say some one else was fairer and then risk her wrath later? I know I wouldn't, but then I wouldn't date Jean Grey either. I'm not gay, and if I was a guy, she wouldn't be my type anyway. That and the fact that I married and completely rambling. . . Forge and children's toys. . . no! Run away! Run very far away! Hope you get some sleep soon. :)
To sheisbeautiful-sheisnotme: Thank you very much
To Cat2Fat900: Barney is the scariest thing ever thought up by any man! Our MEV is taking an awfully long time with it too. Yes, Snow White and Cinderella are my two least favorite Disney Movies ever. But I have a daughter who actually looks interested in Snow White. Ugh. Hmm, Pietro will be sure to take lots of pictures the next time Scott's on the hook. Yup three telepaths without Emma or Betsy, which may or may not show up in ASIR. Okay, so this was Disney's first movie, so it's allowed to completely suck. They've really gotten so much better through the years. Technically Forge making huge mistake is not a running joke, it's a reality. He's always messing up in Evo. We do not! Thank you very much.
To Tigerlilly1234: Thank you. I'm glad you and your other selves love to torture Scott with my ideas. Lol. Glad I can make you laugh. Refrigerator? Do I want to know?
A/N: Oi, y'all are so lucky. You only have to read my version of this. . . I have to watch the Disney version . . .
This story is dedicated to Kyo-Kitty, for inspiring it. Thank you. . .
And now, Raven and Lightning present . . .
Rogue White and the Seven Mutants.
Scene 2: The Huntsman
Logan growls as he walks out of his dressing room. "You know I'm only doing this because it's the only scene I'm in."
"Well, that and the electric shock device I implanted into your collar." Raven says sweetly.
"That too."
"Hey, it worked with Sabretooth." Lightning says grinning.
"Here's your knife," Raven says smiling as she uses her telekinesis to float the knife to him.
"I hate knives." Logan snarls at it.
"That sounds really strange, comin' from you. . ." Rogue says, bewildered.
"Hey," Logan growls, producing his claws, "I have claws! Not knives!"
"Use the claws then!" Raven groans, "And another thing! If you ever threaten my mother again you will spend the rest of your life under the impression that you are a deseased poodle!"
"I hate telepaths. . ." Logan mutters, walking by Charles Xavier. "Oh, sorry, Chuck, I didn't mean you. . ."
"That's perfectly alright." Charles says knowingly.
"Places everyone!" Lightning yells.
"Lights! Camera! Action!" calls Raven loudly.
"Mystique sits on her throne, scowling at Logan. She waves her hand as she speaks, "Take her far into the forest. Find some secluded glade where she can pick wildflowers." She sighs. She hates this part dreadfully, but the thought of Raven broadcasting her deepest darkest secrets has whipped her into shape. (1)
Logan glares at Raven and then bows slightly. "Yes, your Majesty," he says sarcastically.
"And there, my faithful Wolverine, you shall kill her!"
"But, your Majesty, The little Princess!" he gasps in utter horror at the very thought. Partly because of what Raven had just threatened him with.
"Silence!" Mystique shouts, standing up. Pointing at him, she continues, "You know the penalty if you fail!"
"Yes, your Majesty," Logan answers with a broken spirit.
"But to make doubly sure you do not fail," Mystique says, holding an ornate box, with a knife through a heart as it's clasp, "bring back her heart in this!" She holds the box out to him. The camera focuses on the box.
The scene changes to a secluded glade where Rogue is dressed as a Princess and she is sitting down , humming the tune to "One Song," and sometimes singing along as she picks wildflowers and dreams of her one true love, Gambit, who is eying her off stage greedily. She stands and Ororo causes the wind to blow lightly, making Rogue's dress, cape and hair blow and she looks like a vision. Even Scott forgets he's supposed to be rubbing Jean's feet at the moment as Rogue stands still and then she moves as she hears the cry of a little baby IAR Bluebird. Gambit has almost fallen on the floor from staring at her beauty.
Rogue smiles as he catches himself and then, she puts her flowers down and goes to the little IAR bird. "Hello, there." She picks the bird up carefully, glancing nervously at Forge. "What's the matteh? Where's your Mama and Papa?" Why! Ah believe you're lost. O, please don't cry. Ah sound like an idiot. . ."
"Rogue, please, stick to the script." Lightning begs.
"Hey! How come when Rogue screws up a line, you asks her to do it, but you yell at us?" Jean asks.
"Because I don't have to worry about you being my mother-in-law some day!" Lightning growls at Jean.
"That is so not fair!" Jean pouts.
"Jean, you'll never think anything's fair until you get the lead." Raven groans.
"Well, when will I?" Jean says, stamping her foot.
"Uh, perhaps when I am not the director!" Raven shouts angrily. "Now, back to the play!"
Logan, who's been watching Rogue from a short distance, while leaning against a tree, stands up, seeing his opportunity. He glances around nervously.
"Come on. Perk up." Rogue is telling the IAR bluebird.
SNIKT go Logan's claws.
Rogue, who can hear them plainly, pretends not to notice and continues talking to the IAR bird. "Would ya smile fer me? That's betteh. Your Mama and Papa can't be far."
Off stage, two IAR bluebirds tweet a little song.
"There they are."
Logan slowly walks closer and closer. . .
"Can ya fly?" she asks, kissing the IAR bird and lifting her hand. The bird flies up. "Goodbye!" It disappears off stage, much to Rogue relief. "Goodbye!" she calls again waving. "And good riddance," she mutters under her breath. A shadow looms behind her and she turns to see Wolverine about to kill her. She backs up, screaming and covers her face with her arms.
With his hand above his head, Logan falters, "I can't." He retracts his claws. "I can't do it!" He cries as he bows down and grabs Rogue's skirt. "Forgive me! I beg you! Forgive me!"
Rogue, calming down, says, "Ah don't understand."
"She's mad! Jealous of you! She'll stop at nothing!" He says wildly, letting go of Rogue's skirt.
"You should have raised it a little higher!" Gambit says smirking.
SNIKT go Logan's claws again.
"Shutting up now. . . "Gambit gulps.
Rogue rolls her eyes while Logan retracts his claws. "But who?"
"The Queen!"
She gasps, "The Queen. Why am Ah not surprised?"
"Perhaps because it's in the script?" Raven says, "The same script you should be sticking to?"
"Uh huh. . ." Rogue rolls her eye again.
"Run!" Logan warns her. "Quick, Stripes! Run! Run away! Hide! In the woods! Anywhere! Never come back! Now go! Go! Go! Run! Hide! Anywhere!"
During Logan's shouts of warning, Rogue has been backing slowly towards the woods in fear. She turns and runs into them. An IAR owl screeches and dives at her head. She screams, worried that it will explode. She runs and stops suddenly when she sees eyes staring at her from the darkness. The eyes belong to twenty IAR bats. They fly and Rogue screams, "What is this, let Forge kill Rogue day?"
Jean snickers. Kitty accidentally bumps into Jean, knocking her down on top of Scott's head.
Piotr laughs and hugs Kitty closely from behind.
"Like, oops, sorry Jean, Scott."
Raven glares at them
Rogue turns to run from the IAR bats and she gets caught in the branches of some trees. She thinks the trees are hands, thanks to Forge's holographic projector. She screams again, because the script says so and runs into the branches of another tree. Again she screams and this time falls into a hole. She catches the root of a tree and holds on for dear life, but the root is wet and slippery. She slides into a pool of water. In the pool are moss covered logs. Her fall creates waves, which in turn move the logs, up and down, up and down. Rogue thinks they are alligators. She screams and runs out of the pool. A heavy wind blows, moving branches, thanks again to Ororo. Rogue turns in circles staring in horror and screaming at Forge's projected eyes. With one final scream, Rogue collapses, wet and afraid, and begins to sob.
"And cut," Lightning calls. "That went well."
"Yeah right, in your dreams," Raven mutters.
"Well, okay. . . The last part went. . . "
"Don't even try," Raven says groaning again. "You people make me crazy!"
"Crazy? Iwascrazyonce," Pietro says.
"They put me in a room," Lance continues.
"A round room, yo." Todd says.
"A Round, rubber room!" exclaims Fred.
"Idiedthere," Pietro says laughing.
"They buried me way down deep in the sewer," Lance says.
"There were rats," Todd says with disgust.
"Round rats." Fred explains.
"Round, rubberrats." Pietro says.
"I hate rats," Lance says smiling.
"Rats make me crazy, yo!" Todd says.
"Crazy? I was crazy once." Fred says.
"That's enough!" Raven, Wanda, Tabby and Rogue all yell fiercely.
"NO!" Scott screams and starts to cry.
"Somebody kill them," Raven shouts, "before I do!"
"I'll be glad too." Wanda growls.
"But I want too," Pyro whines.
"We could do it together?" Wanda asks.
"That sounds good." They turn to the Brotherhood boys with evil grins on their faces.
The Brotherhood boys gulp and begin running. Wanda and Pyro chase them, laughing insanely. Pyro makes a giant headless horseman out of flames and it joins the chase, setting the set on fire.
Raven groans and falls into her director's chair. "Please fix this, somebody. . . anybody?"
Several people start trying to put out the many different fires. Amara finally fixes the problem by catching up to Pyro and turning of the flamethrower.
"Ah, man," Pyro complains. "You never let me have any fun. . ."
"Do I need to take that flamethrower away, again?" Raven asks as one would as a small boy about his favorite toy.
"No." Pyro says, hugging it closely.
"Let's get out of here." Raven begs Lightning, who is happy to oblige. And we will leave as well, before I go insane. . .
A/N: (1) Way back in Sleeping Beauty. Not that Raven could actually do this because Mystique's mind is a very difficult one to break, but Mystique doesn't know this. Lol.
Hope you had fun. Next up. Rogue meets even more IAR animals and cleans the cottage.