Fullmetal Wolves

By: Sailor Greeny and Her little sister Possessed Fangirl

Disclaimer: We don't own Full Metal Alchemist or Wolf's Rain.

Summery: The WR wolves are lost in space and time (somehow) and find themselves in the FMA world and Cheza is lost somewhere. Will they find Cheza or will Darcia get to her first?

Sailor Greeny: Um, ok I'm writing this now. I'm not as hyper as I was when writing the last four chapters. Major difference in my writing when I'm not laughing half the time.

Possessed Fangirl: For example, you pay attention to what you're typing.

#SOUND#

"Japanese"

'"Animal talk"'

'Thoughts'

(Author notes)

-Phone-

Chapter Five: The cat in Al

Winry was mad, and not the mad as in crazy. (PF: Unfortunately.) She glared at the five wolves (SG: Well four wolves and a half-wolf, half-dog), but they weren't bothered by this since four of them had to deal with Tsume and the other one was Tsume. She was even more outraged when they didn't respond to her angry ranting.

"Meow!" '"Some body get me out of here!"' Winry heard the cat meow and the wolves heard it's cry for help.

"Al, did you bring another cat. Take it out of..." Winry told him, realizing that Al did in-fact bring another cat. Now Winry forgot about her anger with Ed and focused on the irresistibly cuddly. Then noticing that there were people that weren't supposed to know Al was just a soul bound to a suit of armor she quickly found an alternative to you. "your suitcase." The wolves glanced at the single suitcase in the room, which was on the bed. It smelled like Ed, but that was it. They knew the girl was supposed to keep the whole 'Al's only a suit of armor' thing a secret. They would humor her until the cat made itself known again, then they would let it out.

"Hissss! meow!" they heard once more. '"I smell wolves! help me wolves!"' Everyone in the room looked at Al, Winry gulped when the four boys went over to Al.

"Hey little kitty," Toboe said, "Don't worry we'll help you." he looked up at Al's head. "Would you please open up so I can get the poor guy out, he's scared." he turned to Winry, who was standing in the open doorway, her eyes bugged out and mouth hanging open. "Can you shut the door on your way out please, we don't want the cat getting out, or anyone else to look in."

Before she could respond Cher walked over to her and pulled her out. She steered the girl to her room and sat her down on the bed. "Don't leave this room, we'll pick you up for dinner." she said, then went back to the Elric brothers room.

Back in the room as soon as Cher was back, the door was closed. "Ok, you can open up now." Hige said, he was going to help Toboe get the cat out if it was stuck. Al unbuckled his chest plate and the two wolves where knocked over as soon as the cat saw it was being freed. The two brown wolves lost their illusions as they hit the floor, since the cat made them loose the concentration needed to keep the form.

"This is why we had Winry leave the room," Kiba said, he knelt down so he could talk to the cat. "are you ok?" he asked it.

"merwo, meowowowowow" '"I'm ok, just a little ruffled from the ride."'

(SG: just like our kitty Tommy Tom

PF: Leave it to that cat to wake everyone up to a Merwo.)

'"Ackk."' Toboe said, Hige had landed on him, '"get off me!'" All Al and Cher heard was a whimper and growl as the two wolves sat in a heap on the floor, the chubby one on the runt.

'"I can't, I'm stuck here!'" Hige said back.

"Hige, just get off of Toboe, he's so much smaller then you, you'll crush him!" Blue said, this confused the humans even more. Just then there was a knock on the door, the wolves panicked, what if it was a human and the saw the two wolves that were definitely NOT dogs?

"Who's there?" Al called, closing his chest plait so whoever it was wouldn't see.

"It's me, Hubb." they recognized Hubb's voice, but Al wanted more proof it was really Hubb and not Envy. Cher knew Hubb would never say that anyway.

"Is there some way you can prove it's you? something only you and someone in this room would know?" He asked, Envy wasn't really all that bad. Unless he was really ticked. He was stupid too.

Cher thought of something only she and Hubb would know. "What were we talking about when Jagara's troops captured us and put us in the back of that truck?" she asked, this was something he would never forget. "What animal did you say we would get?" she shortened it.

"Umm, a cat?" the voice sounded uncertain.

"No! it was a dog, you said we would get a dog! Who are you and what have you done with Hubb!" she demanded.

"I didn't do anything to him, he fell asleep and so did the drunk old man, I used the younger guy because the older guy was too drunk and I wouldn't have the chance to act drunk without blowing my cover. I took his ID card so I could pose as him, I didn't expect anything like this to happen! By the way, is fullmetal-shrimp here? I just came by to tease him. Very bored, and it would rouse up a good fight."

"It's Envy." Al said with an exasperated sigh, the wolves looked confused, why would someone name their kid Envy?

"No, he's not here, now please go away before he comes back, I don't want him to see you and the person your impersonating might wake up soon." Al said knowing that Envy knew that Ed would have blown up at the words full, metal and shrimp.

"What? oh yeah , he's waking up, got to go." and the person on the other side of the door went away also leaving the ID behind.

(PF: I want to be an Astronomer!

SG: Why did you say that?

PF: Yes. What did you say? Oh, I can't remember.)

Hubb entered the room and saw his ID on the floor. "What's that doing there?" He asked checking his pockets and wallet to make sure it wasn't a duplicate.

"Well we should get going to look for Cheza as soon as we eat tomorrow morning." Ed said entering the room eyeing the two wolves on the floor in the room. "What are you doing?"

"Hige fell on me when we took the cat out of Al. It jumped at us and knocked us over, I'm not sure WHY Hige didn't get up right away." Toboe said when Hige was finally able to get off him. The two wolves changed to their illusions and got off the floor.

"It was some kind of force field keeping me down, I don't know why. It just disappeared." The chubby wolf explained.

The others in the room looked at him like he was crazy, but then decided they better go eat now that the cat was out and Ed no longer had to to hide from the crazy girl, Winry. She had cooled down completely now and if she tried to hit Ed still then Cher and Hubb would step in and keep her from doing the boy any bodily harm.

The wolves covered their ears, as if a crash of thunder had boomed over head. (PF: Or a dog whistle. Either one really.) They yelped too. "Cheza's hurt!" Kiba growled. "That way!" He looked to the east.

People stared for a while until Ed realized that he was headed east, possibly to or through Ishaball. "To Ishaball! We can't go there can we? Well, I guess if we're careful."

Toboe spoke up, quite worried about the trip ahead. "What's this Ishaball? Is it safe, or far away because I don't think she was very close." Before any one could answer, the wolf in distress began talking again. "Oh well, we have to go to save Cheza from harm!"

"Right. Brother, we are going to help them right? Even If we do have to try to go through Ishaball?" Al asked. Ed sighed and nodded in response. "No alchemy than. And a way to make sure no body knows who we are."

Ed grinned, "It's decided than, We can leave-" Ed did not want Winry to come with them. It would be too dangerous for her, so he made up a story. "You know what Winry? I saw a new auto mail shop open up for the first time today! You should go check it out!" Of course she fell for it, and was out the door faster than you could say: Electrons are not to replace neutrons or protons, which are two kinds of electrons. "Okay, now that she is gone, we leave at dawn!"

PF: Well this is it for chapter five. I kept running out of ideas so randomness stepped in. Hehe.

SG: Ok, ja matta ne minasan! Please review.

PF: Part six, coming to a computer near you, or more specifically, your computer some other time.