Disclaimer: I own Carly, the ditzy bitches and the plot. The rest belongs to the amazing Ms Rowling.

A/N: ok heres the 3rd chapter. It prolly wont be as long or as good as chapter 2 but oh well. Ok here goes.

Unknown - Strawberry

Chapter 3 - Threats

Lily and James continued to prank each other, each prank getting bigger and more complex. It went on this way for a long time. However while this happened there was a lot of stuff going on. James had recently started dating one of Lily's ditzy dorm mates. She was a blonde blue-eyed bitch named Michelle. Michelle and her equally ditzy and bitchy friends Madeleine, Sarah and Anna had teased Lily and Carly and made their lives living hell ever since first year.

So after about the third prank that Lily pulled on James Michelle decided it was her duty to "speak" to Lily about it. It was a Saturday morning and also a Hogsmeade weekend so Lily found it quite strange when she walked into the Gryffindor Common Room and found the Hogwarts Bitches as Lily and Carly called them just sitting there. Lily just dismissed it and walked past. Lily and Carly had learnt to ignore everything they said. What was even more surprising to Lily was when Michelle stood up and blocked Lily's exit and then started talking.

"Evans I want a word with you," said Michelle.

"Well I don't want a word with you so get out of my way before I punch you in the face," Lily casually replied.

"What if I don't want to move?" was Michelle's smug answer. Lily shrugged and punched her in the face. Michelle fell to the ground and glared up at Lily. She stood up clutching her face.

"You listen to me and you listen good Evans," Michelle said in a low menacing voice that didn't scare Lily one little bit, "If you prank James again or hit me again your life won't be worth living you ugly little mudblood."

Lily looked amused. "What right do you have to threaten me about James?"

"He's my boyfriend." Lily snorted.

"Your boyfriend?" Lily was choking on her laughter, "Your James' new flavor of the week. My prediction. He'll dump you on Tuesday."

Michelle glared at Lily. "How dare you say that? You're just jealous." Lily laughed. "If you say so Michelle. Now may I go have my breakfast?"

"Don't forget what I said Evans." Lily smiled and walked out of the portrait hole. That night Lily pulled another prank on James. She'd stop pranking him when James stopped pranking Lily and not a minute sooner.

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The pranks continued until Halloween when Professor McGonagall had had enough. At the end of Transfiguration she asked Lily and James to stay behind. "I have had enough of all the pranks you two have been pulling on each other. You're acting like seven year olds. To think that I have to say this to Prefects. I don't want it happening again and to make sure it doesn't you will both have detention every night for a month starting tonight. Now go."

Lily and James walked out of the Transfiguration room. Once they were outside Lily started speaking. "This is all your fault you know."

"Mine?! How is it my fault?!"

"Because you started it all by turning my hair green."

"You are unbelievable you know that Lily? It was one little prank and you turned it into a big deal."

Lily glared at him. "You know I hate you James Potter," she said and walked away.

"Yeah well I hate you too Evans," James called after her. Lily ignored him and kept walking.

'No you don't,' said a voice in his brain, 'you should stop saying you hate her when you know it's not true.'

'Shut up you,' James replied.

"You talking to yourself now James?" Sirius had walked up behind him. James jumped. "You know that's a bad sign when you talk to yourself."

"You shouldn't sneak up on people Sirius," James replied. His stomach grumbled.

"Well? We going to the feast or what?" said Sirius and he walked towards the Great Hall.

"Yeah yeah, let's go." With that they walked off and James forgot about Lily for a little while.

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A/N: I realize that this was a really bad chapter but I couldn't think wat else to write. So read and review that's all u gotta do.

Strawberry aka Samantha