YYF14: Okay, this is a short chapter, sorry about that.

Yusuke-clone: Good, now she won't have as much time to bug me in this chapter.

YYF14:- -#Actually, I'm picking on Koenma here. So, sorry in advance, K-chan! Now on with the disclaimer:

Koenma-clone: She doesn't own us, but she wants to.

YYF14: Shut up. Now, on with the story!

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Koenma's eyes widened, and he hastily backed away from Yusuke.

"Koenma! What are you doing!"

"Dad, I-"

"I'm gone for a few months, and this happens!"

Koenma put the pacifier back in his mouth and looked down.

"I'm sorry, Dad."

"When I get home, the first thing I want to see is not you kissing another boy!"

"It was… for my birthday…" he whispered.

"Your birthday? You must be joking. We haven't celebrated it for six hundred years. Surely you can't have remembered."

"Well, it seems he did!" Yusuke said angrily. "Can you blame a guy for wanting something for his birthday, or wanting to remembering it? Do you know what he went through?"

"Be quiet, this doesn't concern you!" Enma growled. Then he frowned and took a closer look at Yusuke.

"Yusuke Urameshi? The Mazoku?" His eyes narrowed and he faced Koenma.

"Not just any boy? It just had to be the Mazoku?"

Koenma hung his head, tears filling his eyes.

Yusuke growled. "Do you even care about what you're doing to him?"

"He deserves punishment if he does wrong, Mazoku."

Koenma's energy flashed suddenly, startling Yusuke and Enma. Koenma glared at his father.

"Don't. Call him. A Mazoku. Yu-chan is a wonderful person, and a reliable Reikai Tantei."

"You still keep him as a Reikai Tantei? And you've given him a nickname? He's a monster! And you do not talk back to me."

He turned to Yusuke.

"Go home. Now."

Yusuke shrugged. "All right."

He got up and opened the door between Koenma's and his own.

"What are you doing?"

"Being home."

Enma fixed a hard stare at Koenma, making him flinch.

"He lives here now!"

Koenma nodded hesitantly.

Enma sighed impatiently.

"Leave, Mazoku. Go to your room, or wherever my son makes you go."

Yusuke entered his room, but pressed his ear to the door so he could hear what was going on.

Enma sat in front of Koenma.

"…Why, Dad?" Koenma asked softly. "Why can't I love Yusuke?"

"It is not normal, that's why! Now, if you promise not to act like that again, I will forgive you."

Koenma's eyes widened. "No way, Dad! I love him, you can't take that away from me!"

Enma sighed again. "Son, you do know that Mafuuken can work against you."

Koenma blinked. "What?"

Enma raised his hand, and the Mafuuken lit up bright blue. Koenma felt a sharp pain fill his head as his Spirit Energy began to work against him.

He moaned and held his head as the energy grew stronger. Then it stopped abruptly, making him feel light-headed.

"Dad? Why did you do that?" he asked softly.

"Because you did wrong, and you deserved to be punished."

Koenma got up from the bed and walked over to the door Yusuke had walked through earlier.

"Where are you going?"

"Going to have my birthday with Yusuke. I want to know what a real one feels like."

"He can't live here. He is a Mazoku, not to mention he's alive."

"Then this is my birthday present, to have him here."

He entered Yusuke's room, leaving a very pissed Enma behind.

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YYF14: Sorry, Koenma, but I just had to do that. And, after re-reading this, the Mafuuken part doesn't make a ton of sense, but to simplify it, you know the pacifier is a Mafuuken? Well, Enma's using it against K-chan.

Koenma-clone: That's not possible, you know.

YYF14: -shrugs- Wanted to do something new. And to all the readers out there, plz review, and I'll update soon!