Kowaikage: Hiya folks, I forgot to put the disclaimer up, although I'm sure you all know I don't own Naruto, cause if I did, well, there would be a lot more yaoi. Don't get me wrong, the kiss at the beginning of the series was HAAAAWT, but I'd be add a little more something something if you know what I mean. Winkwinknudgenudge

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The Sharingan user stretched over the sofa and glared up at Neji who in return folded his arms and leaned against the kitchen counter. "Are you just going to stare at me all night?" Sasuke remarked and flung his hand up to strike a pose, causing the boy to fall off the couch. The taller nin shook his head and lifted him to his feet "How long is it going to take you to sober up?" he felt the shorter boy tug away firmly "I am sobered up, I slipped." he wiped his face "I'm just tired now, is all." Neji smiled, maybe this wouldn't be so hard after all, if he could get the boy to sleep then it would make his job a whole lot easier. "Would you like to sleep?" the other shook his head but still yawned. "I still hafta make you're night a living hell." he said with a lazy smirk. "Can't you make my morning a living hell instead?" Neji yawned too, it was contagious. The older nin sighed when Sasuke shook his head, refusing to sleep and decided it would be best to brew some coffee.

The hyuuga made his was over to the kitchen and began searching for a coffee filter. "What are you doing?" came the other's voice directly behind him. Neji didn't even hear Sasuke moved from the living room, the sound had startled him as he jumped up and banged his head on the cupboard. "Ow!" he groaned and rubbed his head. "Coffee." he answered the Uchiha's question and threw the filter down on the counter. "Oh. Why?" another question. Neji closed his eyes to calm himself, he was growing very irritable with no sleep. When he relaxed he reopened his eyes and poured the mix, "Because I'm tired Sasuke, and since you won't sleep, I don't have much of a choice now do I?" there was an edge in his voice that suggested to Sasuke to not ask anymore questions.

The Uchiha listened and didn't make a peep until a warm mug of black liquid was pressed in his hands. He simply stared down at it. Neji took a drink of his and raised a questioning eyebrow. "What's wrong with it?" "Nothin'" Sasuke mumbled and flopped back onto the sofa. Neji took a seat beside him and continued sipping his mug, he leaned his head back against the cushions and let his body relax. Despite the caffeine in the drink, he still felt drowsy. He decided to close his eyes until the black liquid took it's effect and perked him up. Neji had only dozed off for a couple of minutes and awoke with a start. Coffee kicked in. The leaf nin smiled, coffee had never failed him yet, he glanced over to see if it had the same effect on his guest.

Neji smirked when he saw the Uchiha had nodded off on the couch, relieved the boy didn't put up much fuss after all. He stood up, placing his cup on the small table in front of him and paused when he heard a dripping sound. The hyuuga's eyes scanned over Sasuke's sleeping form once more and noticed his hand was bent over the edge of the couch. The mug was still clenched tightly in the Uchiha's slumber and tilted while it's contents slowly poured out onto the Hyuuga's expensive lavender carpet. "Sasuke!" he yelled, snapping the boy out of his dreams. The younger nin looked up at the looming figured dazed and confused. "Your cup!" the other pointed accusingly. Sasuke looked at his hand and tilted the upright. "Oops." he murmured and yawned. "Oops? You've ruined my carpet!" Sasuke glanced up at his host, ruining his expensive stuff really set him off, he smirked. "Yeah. Oops, you know, when you do something wrong you say it? Here I'll show you again." he stretched his arm out and poured the remaining coffee onto the carpet in a spiral motion, when he finished he stared back up. "Oops."

Okay, Neji was officially pissed now, the hyuuga was practically fuming. "Clean. It. Up." the older nin hissed. The Uchiha shook his head. "No, I'm the guest, you clean it up, it's your home." Neji grinded his teeth "Guest? You're a prisoner, don't forget your place here!" "Why would you give a prisoner coffee?" "Argh! Just go into a room that you can't mess." Sasuke glared as the hyuuga spoke and left to another room. Neji was now staring at the mark on the floor, he had no idea what to use to get that out. Cream soda? No that was for red wine, but he once heard that it also worked for mustard. Coffee wasn't mustard. What if he poured mustard and red wine on it then used cream soda? Would that just make a bigger mess? He shook his head, he didn't know how to remove this. All he could do was watch his beautiful carpet soak up the darkness and pray the when he visited Hinata tomorrow she could suggest something.

He grabbed a towel and soaked up as much as he could before deciding it was a lost cause. He threw the towel in the hamper and decided it was time to find the trouble-maker. "Sasuke! Where are you?" he searched around the apartment. He noticed the front door was still locked which meant Sasuke was still around somewhere. He paused at his room and saw a lump on his bed. 'He must have fallen asleep again.' he breathed a sigh of relief and approached his bed. It should be smooth sailing from here on out. He placed a hand on lump and was surprised to find it sink right in. "What the-?" Neji pulled the sheets away to discover he had been fooled by pillows. Crash Neji ran out of the room and back down to the living room. There he discovered Sasuke trying to break into his liquor cabinet. He had shook the box so hard that the cupboard above it opened up and it's contents spilled out. Sadly those contents were all very breakable and china rained down and shattered around the Uchiha who was still fumbling with the lock.

If you thought Neji was mad before he was furious now. He stepped around the broken glass and grabbed Sasuke by the hair, yanking the younger nin right off his feet. Rip The Uchiha's sleeve was caught in the lock and tore half his shirt off, the other half simply fell to the floor. "That's it Uchiha." The hyuuga growled at the other in his grip who struggled wildly. He was going to have to restrain the nin before he did anymore damage to his house. He didn't expect Sasuke to fight back however. The Uchina glowered at the fact Neji was a good head taller then him and held him high enough off the ground so his feet weren't planted on it. Not to mention his head was now killing him due to the after-affects of the alcohol and Neji's fingers pulling his hair. Sasuke moved his arm back and took a swing, Neji had seen it coming just it time and dodged. Unfortunately, the weight the Uchiha added to the motion had thrown the other off-balance sending the two prodigies spiralling to the floor. Neji landed first and Sasuke fell right on top of him and moved in quickly to pin. The Uchiha knew that if he didn't restrain the other first things wouldn't work out in his favour too much.

Neji struggled fiercely and managed to break the weak hold Sasuke tired to get on him, they rolled across the floor, each one trying to best the other and put down a successful pin. However they each had a second enemy in on the fight they didn't notice at first. It's name was friction. As the two shirtless boys scuffled on the ground Neji noticed his pants were growing tighter, now since he was a genius he took a moment to think about the factors involved. Comfy loose pants + Aggressive touchy-feely struggle + Hot boy on top of you DOOM!

The hyuuga tried to think of dead bunnies or anything that could possibly cease his growing erection but nothing worked, all he could do was hope it went unnoticed. He was almost pinned to the floor when Sasuke paused and his eyes widened as he looked down at Neji. The hyuuga swallowed, Sasuke did notice it, but really who wouldn't noticed a bulge that big sticking into your abdomen? The hyuuga's cheeks burned red as did the shorter nin's, that was when Neji felt something pressing firmly into his thigh. That was when both boy's figured out they each had one. A strong tension could suddenly be sensed throughout the room as the two tried to avoid eye contact, neither wanting to admit what their body was saying. Sasuke was the first to break the silence. "So..you too huh?" "It was the friction. Don't think anything of it." Neji concluded as the boy on him nodded vigorously to the excuse.

Neji stared up at the nin over him, he had always secretly admired the boys beauty from afar while the girls all made their attraction obvious. However Neji figured it was just a crush, a crush that happened to last almost a year, but a crush none-the-less. Another fact that he refused to admit to even himself was, the reason he never made a move was because he never knew where Sasuke's feelings lied. That and the kid was a complete asshole to those around him. It kinda reminded reminded Neji of himself.

Sasuke continued to clutch onto the Hyuuga's arms, such as he did when he was trying to hold the other back. He could feel the older nin's muscles tense and untense. He looked so tasty lying on the floor with his hair sprawled, Sasuke wished he drank more, that way if he tried to do anything he could blame it on the alcohol. Sasuke licked his lips now curious what the hyuuga's own would taste like. Sasuke knew he wasn't bold enough to just lean over and kiss another guy…not without knowing he liked him back first.
The Uchiha decided he'd have to test this first. He completely forgot about the brawl they had just moments ago. He made it look like his was going to get off the other and pretended to slip, lightly grinding against the other's boner. Neji's eyes closed tightly and he moaned, he tried to stop it, but they're were just too many factors against him, and they were all sexy ones. Sasuke smiled to himself satisfied in knowing that the other did like boys. "You…did that on purpose." the older nin underneath him accused. The Uchiha's heart began to beat faster, had he been found out already? "N-no I didn't!" he tried to defend himself. The long haired nin shook his head "Yes you did, there's nothing here to slip on and you have excellent balance. You were flirting." Neji couldn't help it, he was eating this up. But he was loving the message it sent. His crush was interested. Not only that but he was just called on for trying to flirt. Neji smirked as the shorter nin's face grew red with embarrassment, he had no idea what to say to the hyuuga's accusation. Neji thought to himself quickly, he was interested in the boy, should he go ahead and kiss him? His attention was brought back onto the boy above him who leaned closer. Sasuke figured if he was caught he might as well go all out. He breathed huskily into Neji's ear. "What if I was Hyuuga?" Neji decided this was the best opening he'd have all night and went for it. He tugged his arms out of Sasuke's grip and ran them over his bare biceps and shoulders. "I have no objections."

The boy above him was stunned to say the least, although he wouldn't let it show. The hyuuga was flirting with him. A boy. And he was damn good at it. Sasuke leaned into the touch and began to rock back and forth slowly. He needed release and he needed it soon. Neji chuckled, this was much better then fighting he concluded. He slid one hand into the nin's short locks while the other snaked it's way down to Sasuke's hip, aiding in the rocking motion. The younger nin was shocked that the hyuuga was so forward when his head was forced down to collide with Neji's in a steamy kiss. The Uchiha rocked harder as the kiss became more passionate. Neji's tongue forced it's way through and ravished every area, earning a satisfied moan from his guest. The leaf nin's eye's rolled back went he felt a hot mouth on his neck, travelling across his shoulders and rested on the mark Orochimaru had given him. It usually stung when touched but when he felt a wet tongue flick across it arousal coursed through his body. Neji nipped at the mark before trailing wet kisses up his chin. Sasuke leaned his head up and let out a purr, everywhere Neji seemed to touch was set on fire.

"You've done this before Neji?" he cut the formalities, he figured they were unnecessary since he was halfway to riding the boy. The other nodded with a chuckle "Of course, haven't you?" Sasuke blushed at this "Not…exactly." Neji bit back a laugh, so the Uchiha was still a virgin? He noted that the nin over him seemed to lose the confidence he had seconds ago and fumbled went he wrapped his arms around the Hyuuga. This caused Neji to take a second look at the situation. One, he could push away since the other was nervous and they could try to forget this ever happened. Or two, he could carry the gorgeous nin to his bedroom and they could both leave five pounds lighter in the morning. He looked up at Sasuke who blushed back, then down to their erections, then back up to Sasuke again. Two was his new favourite number. He wrapped his arms around the clumsy Uchiha and lifted him right off his feet. "W-what are you doing?" the boy in his arms stammered. Neji didn't answer until he got to his room and threw the boy onto the bed. "I'm going to show you what your missing Uchiha. Any objections?" he said as he climbed over the other like a cat stalking it's prey. Sasuke's eyes widened and he shook his head. "None what-so-ever."