The Morning News With Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl.
Disclaimer: No, I do not own Harry Potter or Artemis Fowl, they are merely my playthings, in the world of Fan Fiction.
Notes: I had a BALL writing this screenplay. The re-written lyrics may not be used, unless you e-mail me.
Artemis: "Well, welcome to another morning news report with your FAVORITE reporters, Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl. Isn't that right Harry"
Harry: "Yes, that's right Bob"
Artemis: "Artemis"
Harry: "Sorry Benny"
Artemis: "A-R-T-E-M-I-S"
Harry: "Ooops, sorry ol' Arty pal"
Artemis: "Well okay, what's the traffic report"
Harry: "Well, Starbucks is closed so I couldn't get my morning Coff"
Artemis: "Never mind, what's the status of Hurricane Wilma"
Harry: very slowly Hurricane Coffee with hit down in Coffee Land"
Artemis: "HARRY"
Harry: "Sorry, since Starbucks was closed"
Artemis: "Coffee isn't everything"
Harry: "I need Coffee"
Artemis: "Put a sock in it, now today in the news"
Harry: singing at the top of his lungs "C is for the Caffine you give me O is for the only cup I see F is for Folgers F is for the fun you give me E is for the Exitment you carry E is for Extra extra ordinary Coffee is all that I can give to you, coffee is more then just a game for two.
Two in coffee can make it take my heart and please don't break it, Coffee was made for me and yoooooouuuuuuu"
Artemis: "ARRGG! Fine I'll go get you some coffee"
Artemis leaves the set
Harry looks at his watch
Harry: singing again at the top of his lungs "Cup of coffee, you're the one,
You make waking up lots of fun,
Cup of coffee, I'm awfully fond of you;
Woo woo be doo
Cup of coffee, sips of slups,
When I sip you I feel giddy Cup of coffee, you're my very best friend, it's true!
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo
Every morning when I Make my way to the kitchen I find a little cupy of coffee
Slurp-a-slurp-a-slurpy
Cup of coffee, you're so hot And I'm lucky that you're there Cup of Coffee, I'm awfully addicted to you
Every morning when I Make my way to the kitchen I find a little cupy of coffee
Cup of coffee, you're so fine And I'm lucky that you're mine Rubber ducky, I'm awfully addicted to you -
Cup of coffee, I'd like a whole vat of -
Cup of Coffee I'm awfully addicted to you!
Doo doo, be doo"
Artemis: shoves cup of coffee at Harry"What ARE you doing? Plus you owe me $5.50"
Harry: sips coffee "EEEEEEEWWWWWW! You got me Decaf"
Artemis: "Yeppers"
Harry: throws coffee at camra lenes
Artemis: "Mister Camra-dude, do I have a back-up reporter"
pause
Artemis: "Ron's sick? Noooooooooooooooo"
Harry: "Stupid me! I could have used my wa"
Artemis clamps hand over Harry's mouth and hisses "Shhh, muggles are watching"
Harry: removes Artemis's hand "Oooppps, my bad"
Artemis: wipes hand on pants "Well Folks our hours up, sorry'bout Harry.
He's not himself today"
Harry: "That is sooooo a lie"
Artemis: "Get a life. Well good-bye!"