chapter two

disclaimer: Nintendo would be bankrupted if i owned it and the logo would be purple.

For the people who reveiwed: Thankyou so much, yes yes i know my spelling and grammar is well i dont exactly get an "a" in english. The kids on my bus say i'm a big laugh for them, I come up with plenty stuff like friday we were making fun of all the baby shows that were scary like that show with the things that look like thumbs shudders well on with the second chapter.

As I've said before chapter two Ganondorf reviels his crush

Everyone sat in a circle with snacks or gameboys or psp's, some were cliping coupons. Kirby had something to tell everyone and of course no one knew what the hell it was.

"Okay everyone where going to play a game called Truth or Dare. Everyone will sit boy girl order and give everyone a chance. If you choose dare and you dont do it everyone gets to shoove their foot in your ass. If you pick truths and you dont tell it then everone gets to shoove there foot in your mouth. Everyone got the rules?"

Everyone nodded then Kirby joined the circle and the game started. Peach was up first. She looked around at everyone trying to pick her victim er I mean person she was going to pick XD.

"Hmmm ok Daisy, Truth or Dare?" She said evily, voice cracking making it sound like a bird dying.

"Truths, and make it snappy." Daisy ordered, yawning like this was boring, not for us though!

"Are you a virgin, and if not who'd you lose your virginity to?" Peach was looking real evil like ganondork over there singing the rice crispy song and shaking his fat ass around. Daisy started to sweat, she kept glancing at fox who was seeing how far his gun would go up his censored lets just say it wasn't going anywhere.

"Erm well, I lost my virginity to Mew two." Everything came to a screeching stop. Mew two spit chewed up Lays chips all over Luigi.

"Woman are you made, I never. That just wrong. I'm a pokemon hello! I have no reproductive organs." He was becoming histerical about it.

" Well then what did you fuck me with?" She demanded looking embarassed.

"Uh my head, It was hard but fun, and when I looked at it on the tape I recorded our "sex" on, It was halarious." He started to laugh then cry then he flew off. Fox started barking at him.

"OMG A FLYING BAG!" He hopped out side and started barking at it then he pulled a gun out and shot it. Not knowing that it was Mew two it fell out the air. He looked disappointed when he found out it was Mew two. "Oh its just him," He looked around then slung him over his shoulder and tossed him in the dumpster," That'll do it." HE skiped back into the house and took his seat.

"Okay, my go. Young Link, Truth or Dare."

Young link looked at her like she was crazy.

"Um Truths." He said shakingly.

"Okay, Is it true that you saved hyrule from Ganondorf?"She cracked her knukkles then waited for him to answer.

" Um no, My stunt douple did all the hard work, all I did was meet the girls." He smiled like he was the big cheese.

"Um ok, uhh does anybody hear that noise." She looked out the window to see a limo and then some old dead-looking guy.

" Oh fucking shit worms, Its george Bush! He's mine." Young link Jetted towards him and pulled ou t his sword. Soon as Bush turned his head Young link had cut him inhalf and then was beating him over the head with his singshot. Soon as Young link was sure he was dead he tossed him in the dumpster that was piling up with bodies and went back in the house.

"Okaaaaaay, well now that your back its your go." Jiggly puff said curling hre hair that was pink, the color of hell.

"Okay, um ganondorf, Truth or dare?" Young link asked him feeling proud of himself for murdering George W. Bush.

"Dare." He simply replied. Everyone gasped.

"Okay, I dare you to give Roy a lap dance." Roy got this dumb look on his face.

"Oh hell nah." He took Foxes gun and shot himself with it. Marth started to witsle and then kicked him under the couch blood leaving a trail.

"Oh well guess your doing truths. Who were you really after Zelda or Link."

"Link of course, He's one bad mother---"

"Shut yo mouth" Everyone said cutting him off.

"Um ok, creepy"

"I love him, and he doesn't even know it and never will." ganondorf started crying like a baby girl. Zelda patted him on the back as she thought Better Link than me. He blew his noise on her dress then she slapped him.

"THIS WAS A NEW FUCKING DRESS, DRY CLEAN ONLY HOW COULD YOU, YOU DIE!" She drop kicked him, and he was out cold. Then she snatched Foxes gun and shot him in the censored.

Thats all for this chapter it will continue later in chapter 3! Remember people review on my sillyness or I'll get fox on you XD and he smells like a wet cat.