Okay sense now ganondork link donkey kong george bush roy and mew two are dead I decided to add the ice climers.
Chapter three smell my feet
Kirby took the gun away from fox and everyone else who was trying to kill someone. They had ended the game before anyone else was thrown in the full of bodies dumpster. A neighbor, that was ofcourse noisy, snuck across the street to look inside. Soon as he lifted the top of the dumpster fox was behind him. Then everything went black and another body was added to the collection. Foxed skipped off and gave everyone the thumbs up. Kirby had stopped the game and started a new one.
"Okay this is called spin the bottle. Here I have a bear bottle from yesterdayz er um well anyway you spin it and whom ever it lands on you kiss." He put it in the middle of the circle. Everyone looked at it like it was sex XD.a big hint on how perverted I am Just when they were about to begin someone else knocked on the door. Kirby hopped up and walked to the door to answer it. It was non-other than and The ice climbers. MGAW threw some bacon at them and the boy caught on fire and then died. The girl cheered," Yah! No more sharing my bed!" She startd dancing with luigi and then they fell to the floor after staring at eachother for some minutes and made out. Daisy was pissed so everyone watched her beat the shit out of Luigi.
"Okay can we get on with the game? Okay girl, whatever your name is you go first." She nodded and took the bottle and spun it. Everyone watched the bottle like it was a gun. If it was Captain Falcon would of got shot cause it landed on him. He squeeled like a girl, she sighd and quickly pecked him on the cheek then fell to the ground and turned purple.A few minutes later she stopped sqirming and everyone knew she was dead. Once again Kirby had to Stop another game before anyone else died. Instead they decided to watch some TV since Kirby forgot the movies. How could he? pulls out crow bar and pounces on Kirby
Falco had the remote and was making everyone watch startrack then Jigglypuff made everyone watch The women chanel. Mario made everyone watch the food chanel and then Sheik took the remote and made everyone watch family guy, which everyone enjoyed. It was the epesoide when chris falls inlove with his teacher. Grandma next dorr was yelling cause everyone was laughing so damn hard then Everyone agreed to playing shrads that game where your silient and people try to guess what you are or doing. Marth was up and he had his hand on his hips and was sticking his butt out.
"Your a Bitch," Mario said then the room got quiet Marth nodded his head then sat down. It was Marios got to be something. He squatted down and looked like he was trying real hard to uh wheres my censor bar? Then a loud fart came out and lasted for 3 minutes, it sounded like the noise you make when you sit on a floaty in the pool. Then everyone started laughing.
"I bet its bowser, your always cracking jokes on him. Why cant we all get along" Everyone knew Zelda was about to start a friendship speech. MGAW smacked her in the back of the head with his frying pan. "If the writter wanted to invite Tea she would have!" Zelda was unconcious so she didn't hear a word. Mario sat down and someone randomly picked went up and did there thing. He picked sheik and sheik was pose like an owl then he started flapping his arms then kneeled over. "Your falco!" Fox yelled loud enough the walls shook. Shiek shook his head then fox hollered out again ," Its captain Falcon" Fox was bouncing up and down like he was winning something.
"And your correct now shut the fuck up." Shiek spit in his face and sat back down. Fox got angry and shot shiek in the head then took his turn. Everyone was looking scared and some pissed themselves coughcoughPeachcoughcough. He flicked his facial hair and smiled like a stupid ass jock. MGAW was tyhe first to answer and or noticed who always was playing with his hair. "It's link." He said dully,"Okay writer make something exciting happen." OH he wants something excited I'll give him exciting. The TV flicked on and there was a girl on the front with big jugs and thick legs and a cute face. MGAW's jaw dropped faster than a birds poop. All the guys scooted up to the TV, drooling. The girl was taking her top off. The the TV flicked to and old ugly naked spanish guy. They all started foaming from the mouth and rolling around screaming,"My eyes my eyes!" All the girls were laughing they ass off. I was cracking up as well. Pretty exciting huh XD. Then using my powers I made it rain money then the money caught on fire after everyone was stuffing it in there cloths and laying in it and burrying themselves in it.
sorry this chapter took long and it wasn't that funny.