Just some random thing I typed up about Link in Oracle of Ages. Oh, and I don't own Zelda, so don't sue me.

Time-Travelling Troubles

'Alright!' Link thought. He had finally gotten the second tune for his harp! Now he could travel from the past to the present anywhere, not just with the portals. He couldn't travel from present to past though, unless he stood in the same spot he had time-travelled through. He decided to test out the new tune. Instantly, it brought him to the present. 'Yeah!' he though happily. He turned to see a like-like right in front of him, trying to steal his sheild. He quickly jumped backwards, right into the magic ring where he had come from and was transported back to the past. 'OK, I think I'll choose a different spot to transfer.' he thought. He walked a ways away then played his harp. He was transported -

To the thickly growing thorn patch that existed in the present. "Yahhhhhhhh!" he yelled as he got thorns stuck in his hands and face and legs and - everywhere. He crawled quickly back to the time portal. 'OK that's not the right place either,' he decided. He walked a bit further and played his tune. He closed his eyes, but nothing seemed to happen for a few minutes. 'Good' he thought. 'I transported to a safe place.' Simultaneously, he opened his eyes, heard a screech and nearly fell off the tree branch he was on. "Krrrraaaaawwwwwww!' he turned to see a huge bird flapping madly and preparing to dive bomb him. He scrambled quickly back to the past., 'This is most definantly NOT my day.' he thought, grumbling to himself as he walked further on. 'Maybe HERE.' He thought as he got out his harp. This time -

He found himself drowning at the bottom of a lake. 'Nope! Not here!' he thought as he swam back to the portal. He walked a little further. Went through the familiar routines. And found himself falling off the edge of a cliff. The only thing that saved him was that there was a portal at the bottom where he was going to land. Quickly he played the first tune he had known. And in the past he ran screaming from the hundreds of thousands of like-likes now chasing him.

Later on, he was about to get out his harp. Then he thought about it. And said to himself, ' To hell with it.' And quickly fell asleep.

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heheh... That one was fun to write! I have one with Oracle of Seasons too, but I don't think it's as funny. R&R!