Part I is now officially edited. And OblivionKeeper... the speeds near the end are correct in this version. They were incorrect in the version I originally wrote, not the other way around ;)

The Crazies and the Loonies and the... Other Crazies

Part I - Prologue Edited - Version 2.0

"What are you doing, Sora?" asked Riku.

"I'm- jumping- rope- !-" Sora bounced.

"Sora, Sora, Sora, Sora, Sora..." Riku said frustratedly. "You do not jump rope when the audience is watching. When the audience is watching, you do that bashy thingy with your Keyblade. And why are there Search Ghosts holding the ropes as you jump?"

"Uh... they're... uh..." Sora stuttered.

Suddenly, there was a loud scream.

"Kairi!" Sora and Riku said together.

They ran to Kairi, who was on the other side of the island, and being attacked by various fans of Riku who hated Kairi - mostly teenage girls.

"Aren't you going to save me?" Kairi asked helplessly as Deranged Fangirl Number One hit her with a little anime book.

"Heck, no - I want Namine!" Riku said, bailing out.

"Sora!" Kairi whined as Deranged Fangirl Number Two drew little pictures of Kairi and tore them to pieces.

"On the one hand," Sora said, "I lose the love-of-my-fourteen-year-old-adolescent-life. On the other hand, I'll probably have many other lives (being only fourteen), and Kairi is very annoying."

"As if!" Kairi yelled, sounding very much like Alicia Silverstone. She took out a microphone and began to sing, badly. "WHEN you WALK aWAY, you DON'T hear MESAY ple-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE, oh BAAAAAAAY-beeeeeeee, don't GO! SIMple and CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN is the WAAAAAAAAAAAAY that you're makIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING me FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL toNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! It's HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD to let it GOOOOOOOO! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD me! WHATEver lies beYOND THIS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNing..."

"iamunaffectediamunaffectediamunaffected," Sora said in a mindless drone to block out Kairi's bad singing.

"Okay, that song didn't work. But I have the worst weapon EVER!" Kairi exclaimed. She began to sing perfectly: "Close your eyes and count to ten - Let's do the alphabet again - Keep wishing that this night will never end (E is for Everybody E is for Everybody)... A is for Anybody - that you wanna be tonight, B is for By the Beach - dancing in the firelight, We'll C you, C you, C you... we'll C you, C you, C you... D is for Definite - definitely coast is clear, E is for Everybody - this will be the freshest year, We'll Free you, Free you, Free you... we'll Free you, Free you, Free you..."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Sora screamed to block out the evil voice. But unluckily, it also broke his ties to the space-time continuum, and he was stuck in hypertime, frozen but still conscious, listening to Kairi sing E is for Everybody... very s-l-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-w-l-y.

"Clooooooooooooooooose yoooooooooooooour eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyes aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand coooooooooooooooooount tooooooooooooo teeeeeeeeen!" Kairi sang in v-e-r-y slow motion. "Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet's dooooooooooo theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaalphaaaaaaaaaaabeeeeeeeeeeeet aaaaaaaaaaagaaaaaaaain!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Sora screamed again, retying his ties to the space-time continuum.

"Keepwishingthatthisnightwillneverend (Eisforeverybody-Eisforeverybody)" Kairi sang... very, very quickly. Now Sora was moving super-slow instead of super-fast.

Sora screamed so loud and for so long that there is no letter that could be repeated long enough to describe it. And the space-time continuum shattered...

There you have it, Part I is officially edited. Hopefully I'll have everything edited by the 16th, and then I can have Part V up by the 18th. Ciao for now!