This is my first fanfic so I hope you enjoy!

In a beautiful world oh-so far away the elves live peacefully in harmony with nature. Thousands of miles away from the race of mortals- hey, wait a second! What's that human doing there???

Blonde boy: How should I know?

Narrator: Are you trying to tell me you don't know how you got here?

Blonde boy: Yes…

Narrator: Oh, geeze... Anyway….

Blonde Elf: Maybe we had better change the story line a little bit, seeing how it's going to be changed anyway.

Narrator: How would you know?

Blonde Elf: I read the script.

Narrator: You WHAT???

Blonde Elf: It was posted on the internet…

Narrator:… Oh fine…

Blonde boy: What's going on?

Blonde Elf: Ignore her. She's not entirely sane.

Blonde Boy: ok…

Blonde Elf: (disclaimer)

Somewhere in the middle of some previously uncharted world (at least until Tingle took up his current occupation) Quatre Raberba Winner stood staring at absolutely nothing in particular. That is until he noticed the REALLY big ugly face starring at him from somewhere up in the sky. It was really ugly…

Utterly confused, the boy turned to take in his surroundings. He was standing next to a doll house (actually it was a mail box, but he hadn't figured that out yet…) and a little kid with blue hair and a yellow fox mask was putting a letter into the slot in front (NOW he figures it out.) Upon further speculation, it occurred to Quatre that he was in a medieval town with a really big clock tower, lot's of ugly fat carpenters, a guard who's gender is impossible to tell and a really ugly moon (what's with that?). With nothing better to do, Quatre decided to go exploring.

Moving from one section to the next (the town has four sections) Quatre carefully and with an eye that only a Gundam pilot possesses (yeah right…) observed the scenery. He also decided to find out what he could by speaking with the town's people, though most said absolutely nothing worth repeating and many seemed to want to know if his mother was a pirate. Having no idea what this had to do with anything, Quatre choose to ignore it for the time being.

That was when something caught his attention. He had previously been speaking with a tree like person who claimed to be a kind of "Deku scrub". Well, here was another. The blonde followed it and gently tapped its shoulder when he caught up. It squeaked in surprise and turned. Quatre was immediately faced with the saddest face he had ever seen in his life.

"Hello." It blinked inquisitively.

"Um…" At that point most people would have started jabbering on about some piece of information that was completely irrelevant as far as Quatre was concerned. But this person was different. Orange eyes looked up calmly from under blonde bangs and a green pointy hat that hung behind it's little wooden body. The deku seemed to understand Quatre's sudden sense of discomfort and, taking him by the hand, led him to the Clock tower. At least, it started in that direction but was suddenly attacked by the irritating mutt running around on a sugar high in South Clock Town.

The mutt sent the scrub careening forward and almost up to the twin doors in front of the tower. The scrub got up and holding open a door beckoned Quatre forward. The scrub stayed there keeping the door ajar just long enough for the blond to make it through before slamming it in the dogs ugly little face as it tried another charge (haha! ;P ).

Once inside, Quatre looked around. Let's see... dark, spooky and who the heck is the moron with that ridiculous smile on his face? Quatre went over to him to find out why he's in a crazy world full of rabid dogs and not in his hotel room preparing for that really important meeting...

"Ahh, what have we here? You are obviously not of this world. You should go back to your own. What? You say you cannot return? Well, while you're here, why don't you help this Deku Scrub? He is on a journey, but first he must complete the task set before him. I'm sure you are not the only one who has come into this world. When the scrub gets what is his returned to him, I will help you as I promised to help him. Is that a deal?"

"Um..." Quatre hadn't moved the whole time the guy was talking. He must be either very presumptuous or just lucky. In the end he agreed.

"Good." And with that the guy, who was dressed in purple and had a huge bag covered in masks including one of Mario (--;;), turned and began babbling to the Deku scrub. Quatre was left to stand there and sort out his very confused thoughts...

Well? What do you all think? Suggestions? Criticisms? I know people are kinda out of character, but hopefully it will get better (maybe not character wise but...). Heeeee! I wasn't sure if I should put this under Zelda or Gundam Wing. As I write this, tell me what you think.