Hi! I own nothing!!!

Narrator: Drat! This messes everything up!

Blonde Elf: Quit your winning- hey hyoomy! Wanna get something to eat?

Blonde boy: Sure

Narrator: I shoulda' called in sick...

Blonde Elf: (disclaimer)

Little birdies were still spinning around Quatre's head when the deku led him out of the clock tower. The overly Happy Mask Salesman had decided to "help" him by casting a spell that would allow the blonde to understand the deku kids incomprehensible squeaks and gurgles. Unfortunately the spell didn't work so the Happy Mask man had resorted to giving Quatre a pendent that would "open his ears to the sounds of the world". Not only did it sound corny, but also the pendent had a picture of his face on it with a pair of huge pointy ears. The spell had left Quatre feeling dizzy and nauseous. Adding the strange feeling the pendent gave him and the sudden magnification of sound did nothing to ease either of his original pains.

Once outside, the deku disappeared out somewhere and the boy began to wonder if the whole thing had been a dream. Disoriented and bewildered, Quatre wondered from one section of town to the next not knowing, at least on a conscience level of where he was going. His vision was clouding and the sound coming from all around him was getting to be unbearable. He was wondering how much longer it would be before he snapped.

Then, just as suddenly as it had come, the noise left. The sound of water was coming from somewhere before him and it was pleasantly dim and cool, though not dank. Veils of water droplets hung from the walls and a pool glittered before him in welcome. Upon its surface levitated oddly shaped yellow lights with flapping propellers.

Am I in heaven?

He wasn't. If he was, the following would never have occurred. Right at that moment the deku kid came hurrying in through the door looking very worried. It sighed in relief when it saw Quatre was safe (just completely out of it) and looked up upon hearing a ringing sound from the little ball of light that lived in it's hat (not really but oh well.). The noise sounded like nails on a blackboard to poor Quatre.

The little deku kid scurried forward into the midst of the little glowy helicopters and then the worst thing possible happened. A chopper came flying out of the pointy green hat and melded with the others. This resulted in the appearance of...

Quatre looked up, blinked once, then fainted.

"Was it something I said?" The not-so-great fairy cocked her head in confusion. The deku looked like it was about to faint as well, but being a naive idiot the fairy decided that it was simply because they were so taken with her.

"Thank you SO much for returning my broken and shattered body to normal."(You call that normal???) She winked and the deku felt almost as sick as Quatre. After lots of chatter about the weather and an adorable little imp that broke her into lots of little pieces after pretending to hit on her and a "My! Your friend looks so adorable when he sleeps..." the crazy lady with weird pink hair covered in ivy decided to bless the deku for helping her "and your cute little friend too." With that she blew them a kiss and the scrub got magic power while Quatre woke to find his headache and stomachache gone. Giggling the fairy vanished back into the fountain (oh, thank you God...).

The deku wove goodbye while Tatl (the burning bug that has taken up Navi's residence in his hat) jabbered on about how nice the great fairies were. Trying to ignore this, the kid turned to find that... lo and behold, Quatre had curled right up and gone back to sleep. He muttered something about some girls birthday and not wanting to miss it (probably one of his sisters) before he hugged his vest tighter to himself. The deku sighed and looked at the ceiling.

I knew it... someone really hates me up there.

It took forever to wake the human, but when the task was finally completed he managed to stay that way (at least for a short time). The deku, in the lead once again, they trudged off to an inn where they spent the night. Quatre arose the following morning more than pleased to be in a real bed.

"We were wondering when you would wake up." The blonde looked up. A tall woman with short red hair smiled down at him as she placed a tray next to his bed. He thanked her and she left.

"It's the dawn of the second day." Quatre jumped. Staring mournfully at him from the only other bed in the room sat the deku kid. The boy frowned wondering what this meant.

That's it for chappy twosy! I'm starting to feel a little more confidant about this now that I at least have a start. Well, good? Bad? This is starting to be a lot of fun!