Tysonkaiexperiment: woo! Back with yet ANOTHER new fic! I'm going strong! If only this would last for my other fics. XD

Kei: if only anything lasted like this.

Tke: if only…

SILENCE

Kiraracutie: can we start this already?

Tke: right. Sorry. Bows

Kei: you're… bowing…!

Tke: Kiraracutie is my master! I'm not disrespecting her!

Kei: so what? She likes Ray.

KC: whaps him on the head with Frying Pan of Doom Don't make fun of MY Ray! Sammi get this started before I bring out my Plushie armies of Ray!

Tke: AAHHHHHH! I'M STARTING, I'M STARTING!

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Title: Maid to order

Authoress: Tysonkaiexperiment and Kiraracutie

Couplings: Tyka, Mara, and KeHill, slight LeRa, KaTa, RoTy, MiMa, and EmKe.

Warnings: Yaoi, silliness. Slight Lee, Tala, Robert, Michael (a lot for this one), Mao (this one a lot too) and Emily bashing.

Disclaimer: I don't anything but the plot, not even some of the restaurants

Dedication: Slightly to Kiraracutie for always helping me with story ideas and letting me write the first chapter to this, I love you for this!

Summary: Hillary gets payback on the Bladebreakers by cross-dressing them as maids and sends them to work at houses around the world. But with flirts and secret relationships, how will this end? Tyka and Mara.

Authoress Notes: this chapter will be short on the count of we don't want to give too much information away

CHAPTER 1: Secrets and Revenge

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"I'm bored." 22-year-old Max Mizuhara pouted, glancing at his hidden lover, Ray Kon.

Ray, age 23, gave a sigh and bopped Max slightly on the head, "You're always bored Maxie."

"But kitten." Max purred, nuzzling Ray's cheek, "I believe this is one of those rare times I'm bored WITH you than WITHOUT."

Ray gave a sly look, "We could do something…" (Tke: enjoying this KC? KC: I like that look on Ray. Tke: it doesn't help you LOVE Ray… does it? KC: maybe. Tke: great…)

Max gave him a bigger pout, "Something without Tyson and Kai finding out."

"Then what about just Tyson or Kai?"

"RAY!"

Ray rolled his eyes, "Oh all right, all right. Let's play a game or something."

Max smiled, eyes lighting up, "Twister!"

Ray sweatdropped, he had no problem with Twister, none at all. But why would Max suggest it? Ray had neko-jiin skills… and Maxie… had his sugar high….

Oh shit.

Max pulled out the pad, "READY, SET, GO!"

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Kai Hiwatari flipped another page in his book.

"Kai, this SO isn't funny!" Tyson Kinomiya whined. Surprisingly Dragoon's holder had one hand handcuffed to the bedpost, his other hand trying to poorly use a hair clip to pick the lock. (KC: Are you… DROOLING Tke? Tke: XD I can't help it if I think Tyson's hot. KC: V.V right.)

Kai simply turned another page in his book, "This is for that time My Ty."

Tyson gave a pained look, "Come on Kai. It was a fucking SPIDER (1)."

Kai gave a small glare.

Tyson gave a cute pout, "I won't do it again Kai Mine, I swear. Now will you unlock me?"

"I'm not sure…"

"KAI!"

"Nope, not happening."

Tyson gave an even bigger wail, "You're fucking 23 years old Kai, act your age!"

Kai gave a small smirk, "Who is supposed to act their age? Aren't you only 21Ty? What happened to respect your elders?"

"…" Tyson gave a pause before smirking, "If you think I'm calling you Kai-sama, forget it."

Kai gave a smirk, "Kinky…"

"DAMMIT!"

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Hillary Tachibana, age 20, glanced at an article in her latest issue of Cosmo Girl, suddenly an article caught her eye, "Kenny?" she replied sweetly over the top of her magazine.

Kenny Dion, age 21, glanced wearingly at her, "Yes Hillary?"

"Remember when you guys played that trick on me and I was allowed to get you back?"

Kenny winced, "Hai."

"Well then, I've got my idea."

Kenny sighed and stood up, "Let's go tell the others."

Hillary gave a smile and ran over to the room Max and Ray were sharing. She opened the door and sweatdropped, "Erm… what are you two doing?"

Hillary's expression right now: OO

Max blinked and fell from his position above Ray on the Twister board. The two came crashing down to the floor.

Ray gave a squeak before wailing, "ONE HAND ON GREEN AND I WOULD HAVE WON!"

Hillary gave a big stare, "You guys look like you were making out with each other."

Ray and Max turned nice shades of red.

Kenny muttered under his breath, "They probably were."

Ray and Max glared. They entrusted Kenny with their secret of them going out, and they were going to make him keep it.

Kenny sweatdropped, "Er… okay… let's go get Tyson and Kai."

Now, with Ray and Max following, they went and opened the door to the room Kai and Tyson were sharing. The whole gang sweatdropped.

Tyson was STILL trying to undo the lock and Kai was merely flipping through his magazine.

"Erm… Kai?" Hillary, Max, and Ray stared, surprised. Kenny just looked bored.

Kai glanced up from his magazine, "Hn."

Tyson gave a big pout, "Kai-sama, please let me go." (Cue chibi eyes)

Hillary, Max, and Ray: oo;;

Kai gave a smirk before unlocking the cuffs, "Good slave."

Max remained unusually happy though, "We're gonna plan the summer now, let's go!"

Tyson was up on his feet, "Alright! Let's do it!"

Kai dropped him back on the floor on all fours, "No you have to train slave, sorry."

Hillary, Max, and Ray: OO

Kenny coughed, "This has to do with Hillary getting payback."

Kai let go of Tyson slowly; the whole group made their way back to the living room. (With the occasion of Max and Ray trying to keep their hands off each other and Kai trying to keep from molesting Tyson.)

Hillary had a big grin on her face as the team sat on the couch. "You men are in trouble."

Tyson glared, "Hill…"

Hillary just shook her finger back and forth, "This is my revenge."

They sat, ready to hear her revenge.

"You will go as maids to each of the other beyblading team's homes and clean their houses."

They all stared at her.

Tyson recovered from his shock right after Ray did, "Doesn't sound that hard."

"You have to dress up as GIRL maids." She smirked. "And you can't tell them who you really are."

The Bladebreakers, even Kai, fainted.

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Tke: And so ends the first chapter

Kei: … that was…

Tke: insane?

Kei: XD A GREAT IDEA! Taka-koi in a cute maid costume!

Tke: that's TYSON right now, Kei. But true. Anyways, if you have any questions for either me, Tysonkaiexperiment, or the other authoress of this story, Kiraracutie, please specify who you're talking to in your review! Unless you're talking to both, then nevermind.

Kei: reviewers get a plushie of Ray, Tyson, Max, or Kai, your choice, of them with some nice handcuffs that say "need other member to play". Note these plushies are owned by Tysonkaiexperiment! Please do not use without asking!

Tke and KC: PLEASE REVIEW! FLAMES MAKE US WRITE FASTER AND LONGER!