Sakura and Ino
There was once a pig,
who grew very sick,
making fun of the chick,
who's forehead was big.
so along the street she strode,
and saw the forehead at the end of the road,
ready to end this she pulls off her coat,
runs to her and jumps on a boat.
confused at this the forehead girl said,
how strange a pig with a blonde head,
"take that back or I'll tear you to shreds"
Cried the pig, everyone fell off their beds,
forehead versus pig they battled till dawn,
while fighting singing an abominable song ,
"Forehead and pig are not so wrong"
singing this song they lived on not long.
A/N: The stupidity of the characters in this story doesn't make the author an idiot. K... :) just wanted to mention that.