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About the Obi-Wan and Skywalker thing- I didn't want to name the Caff-Pow! guy,so, I baised their "friendship" off how my friend and this guy at a comic book store interact. Except that instead of Obi-Wan and Skywalker, My friend is "Spidey" and the comic book guy (Who's real name is Sean.) is "Superman"
A lone Caff-Pow! sat in the lab's fridge, contemplating suicide. The only ones to keep it company were some blood samples and an irate piece of pie.
It had been placed in it's solitude by an abnormally peppy girl. It could still remember that fateful conversation…
"Drink it McGee!" ordered the peppy girl.
"But I don't want to." he whined back. It was not a smart move. The peppy girl stood up and went to the other side of the room. The Caff-Pow! She was drinking was the second that The Left Over one had seen that day. The girl was a brutal killer, with no mercy, and now, she was recruiting minions to kill off even more Caff-Pows! The lone Caff-pow! Realized that they weren't exactly 'endangered' (very few people ever drank more than one in their lifetime. It said so on the cup.), but, this was way out of hand!
The Caff-Pow! Noticed the 'McGee' person leave with the Caff-Pow!
Peppy growled to herself as she leaned over a large book with thin pages, murmuring to herself.
"Bakers, bakers, bakers…" her voice trailed off before she gave a triumphant yell.
Then, the peppy girl picked the lone Caff-Pow! up. As much as it hated her, the Caff-pow! sincerely hoped that, it would be drunk. But instead she put the Caff-Pow! in a refrigerator, with some blood samples and an irate piece of pie.
Peppy, had left Caff-Pow! for the next, day it assumed. But then again, it had assumed she was going to drink it when she had first picked it up.
Abby and Kate walked into NCIS headquarters together carrying a box about the size of Gibbs' new computer and a plastic bag.
All the agents were hard at work when the two entered.
"Gibbs, we know how hard, this break-up with coffee is for you soo…" Abby announced, before the two said in unison; "We brought you break-up food!"
They begun un loading the bag on Gibbs' desk, noticing the slight bags under his eyes.
"Peanut butter…" Kate told him
"Oreos…" Abby put them on top of the jar of peanut butter
"Tissues. Just in case." Abby grabbed at the bag, and placed a box of Kleenex in Gibbs' hands.
"Those were her idea. Not mine." Kate warned him, "and…" she opened the box, "Double chocolate fudge cake."
"I want to break up." Tony whined looking at the food. Gibbs just gave them a blank stare, stood up and left.
"Fine." Abby said sitting down in Gibbs' seat. She opened the Oreos and peanut butter before dipping the cookie into the jar.
Kate took a cookie as well and moved her chair closer to the food. She didn't usually eat stuff like this, but, once in a while was okay.
McGee was smart enough to figure out that he shouldn't try and take and food, but, also he had a stomach ache from the Caff-Pow! Abby had forced him to drink. He watched as Tony attempted to sneak his hand into the box of cookies and get his hand slapped away.
Gibbs was off and away somewhere, and the team was avoiding him. Ducky however was not aware the Gibbs was on the prowl, and while murmuring to himself bumped into him.
"So, how the, um… Anti-coffee?" He guessed, it was not good. Ducky knew that coffee could be very bad for you but, Gibbs without was, well, to say the least, semi-hazardous.
"I'll be going." Ducky gave Gibbs a pat on the back and headed off in a hurray to go see Janice. She would know what to do.
Janice was always on top of things, whether it was gossip, work, sex, or ANYTHING, she always knew what to do, before most others, and Janice was worried.
She had good reason to be too. Gibbs had a gun, Gibbs wanted coffee, Gibbs couldn't have coffee and now, she had to deliver a message to him. About coffee. She hoped he had heard the phrase 'don't kill the messenger'. The message was from Starbucks, wanting to know if he was ill, because he hadn't been in for a couple days. The manager had almost reported him missing and wanted to talk.
Perhaps she would use the phone.
Gibbs came back from his walk even more upset. He had gotten Janice's call, saying he should probably call Starbucks to put their minds at ease and explain that he would be back in a few weeks, and now he was thinking of coffee.
"Team! Get me Starbucks' number. Now!" He ordered, he would put their minds at ease. And he would end up ordering a coffee. By accident of course.
"Boss, your not supposed to have coffee-" McGee stopped talking mid sentence and begun gesturing at someone behind Kate.
"Uh... Boss! Look!" Kate pointed behind him, but her attempt at distracting him was useless.
"Abby," he begun calmly, not wanting to jump to any sudden conclusions, "Is that my coffee maker, and coffee bags from my HOUSE?" he roared, unable to contain himself.
"I normally wouldn't have taken it, but, your doctor called and told me to so I-"
"You followed a complete strangers instructions? AND answered my phone?" he interrupted.
"Something like that." she sulked off leaving the over-sized machine on Kate's desk.
"Abby?" McGee got up and went after her.
Abby sat in her lab expecting to be fired. She had always been insecure about her job, at the one before this she had been fired, because she acted like she did at NCIS. It wasn't Gibbs' fault that he was irritable, no that was the lack of coffee.
He would probably never get her a Caff-Pow! Again. Hm... Caff-Pow! That reminded her. She still had one in her refrigerator from yesterday.
Greedily she grabbed it and begundrinking when McGee entered.
"Gibbs says he's not going to fire you." McGee sat down next to her, and gave her a slight rub on the back.
Kate got up, she was worried about Abby, but she had to do her job, and her job involved figuring out crimes, and catching bad guys. And part of catching bad guys was looking a crime scene photos.
She grabbed the file of pictures and headed back to her desk to look at them. The coffee machine had since been moved to an undisclosed location.
"Tony!" She yelled out disgusted, "Did you take these pictures?"
Both Gibbs and Tony came over.
"DiNozzo, these are all of alive people…" Gibbs' voice trailed off. He didn't even care that Tony had taken pictures of all the dancers butts, "You weren't supposed to be taking pictures, at all, much less of alive ones."
She was going to put a stop to this before Gibbs killed Tony. She had enough cases to work without one more being added.
TBC…