Long Blonde Hair and Eyes of Blue

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As the sun began painting the sky in a perfect, cool blue, Mimi was dressed and applying the finishing touches to her mascara. She yearned to look her best for Cliff and Gray, getting off her bed to practice her runway walk in front of the full length mirror she brought with her. Her tube top and miniskirt complemented her fair complexion with a hot pink glow, and she loved every second she watched herself walk, turn, walk, turn.

The ringing of the doorbell reminded her that it was time to begin her new day. She bounded happily to answer the door, wondering if it was Cliff or Gray.

"Oh..." she said when she opened the door, frowning down on the Mayor. "Uncle Thomas."

"Mimi!" Mayor Thomas exclaimed, wrapping her supermodel legs in a warm hug. "I haven't seen you since you were five. Did you like the birthday gifts I've been sending you?"

Mimi took a moment to recall every birthday gift her uncle sent her since she was five. But to her, a perfect gift from a relative was no where near as important as getting a gift from a guy.

"Yes, Uncle Thomas," she sighed, blatantly rolling her eyes.

The awkward silence that followed washed over Thomas, and he wasn't sure what to say next.

"So..." he said."Want a tour of the town?"

"No thanks," Mimi replied. With that, she shut the door in her uncle's face.

No more than ten minutes later, the doorbell rang again. Mimi took a moment to acknowledge the ringing, as she continued to cross her room in her runway walk. Without any further delay, she skipped to the door and pulled it open to reveal a handsome man dressed in a white lab coat. Mimi eyed him up and down, letting out a satisfied "hmm" at first look.

The man noticed Mimi running her eyes all over him, and said:

"As soon as I heard you moved here, I came to give you a tour of the town." He paused, letting his thin lips meet and part as if speaking. "Also, I need to make sure you're healthy."

"I'd love to go!" Mimi instantly replied, bouncing on her heels. With that, the Doctor turned on his feet and motioned with his head for Mimi to follow him.

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Their tour started peacefully, that was, until they crossed the town square hand-in-hand. Mimi noticed a short-haired girl coming down the intersecting road, and as she came closer, the unfortunate blonde felt violated by the stranger's furious eyes.

"You BITCH!" she declared with an accusing finger as she stepped up to Mimi. With that, she forced Mimi back with a two-armed shove to the chest, nearly sending the girl toppling. But Mimi managed to regain her balance, and shot back at the girl.

"Oh yeah?" she asked. "Well, you're the bitch, bitch!"

"Yeah, Elli," the Doctor added. "You're just jealous because Mimi's so fabulous."

Elli's face contorted in malicious vexation as she clenched her fists at her sides. With a glare ripping through Mimi's eyes, she said:

"Well, I'm going to tell all the other girls that you're a dirty slut, and ruin your reputation here!"

Mimi gasped.

"Oh no!" she cried. "Not my wonderful reputation! That's the most important thing I have!"

"That's right, my pretty!" Elli cackled, her eyes widening. "I'll get you one day!" And with that said, she turned and darted out of sight.

"That witch!" Mimi exclaimed.

"We have to stop her!" the Doctor said. He looked at her with a resolute face and said: "Let's go!"

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Oh dear. Will Mimi and the Doctor be able to stop Elli? (What a turn this story has taken. Oh boy.) Thanks to everyone (Majo Pon, AppleGoddess, azn anime addict, Cassie, Quack-Wabbit, RWT, anime26angel, …, Krazie4Christ, Fairy Friend, flame mage, and naiLAUG) who read and reviewed. To answer a few questions: Yes, this fic is meant to be entirely OOC, and it's a parody, which pretty much means it makes fun of something established, in this case, the type of fics known as Mary-Sues. Hope you enjoyed this chapter. See you next time!